Derpy isn't just a clumsy Pegasus. She's more than just one, simple, pony.
Derpy has D.I.D. (Dissociative Identity Disorder). But this is a special case. Most D.I.D. ponies are unaware of what their other personality does. Derpy and her other personalities are.
This one pony; with three different minds; saved Equestria.
But some things cannot be avoided. Especially bad ones.
This is what she did...

(Set at any time between Discord's capture and his "reformation". Preread by Literature. Rated Teen and dark for psychological horror.)

Eric was a typical high school student. Low grades, two best friends, and a grey cross-eyed pegasus living in his apartment. Oops. That's not normal.

For those who don't know, I combined the chapters cause I can.

Pinkie Pie is beyond excited to teach Twilight baking, and Twilight couldn't be a more perfect learner, thanks to her book. But as they begin creating their delicate delicacies, Twilight realizes just how wrong she really is.

[Cover art by Conicer]

In a town where anything can happen, and the impossible is... moderately difficult, a pink mare will find something strange and different at the hands of two master pranksters. GASP as you watch Pinkie pull off nonsense. MARVEL as she bounds! SCREAM as your brain explodes from reading!

Who sent her the means to cheat in real life? The author wants to know, but sadly he never will. It's up to YOU! THE RANDOM PERSON THAT READ THIS DESCRIPTION!

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I'm not even sure why I wrote this. I just had this strange idea and felt like writing a one off about it. I may seem a bit rushed, and may not be the best out there, but it's something. SO READ IT! If you want to that is...

Oh, and be sure to like and fave, maybe even watch me (although that does sound a bit weird...).

This is my second story. Feel free to check out my other one at my user page, or here: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/18573/Light%27s-Shadow

Everypony who knows Fluttershy has no doubt noticed that she possesses some strange phobias...but when those phobias are magnified by the effects of some accidentally ingested Poison Joke, will her poor heart be able to take the mayhem that ensues as her greatest and unfounded fears spring to life?
Also, suddenly Flutterguy...

Please don't take this too seriously (I love Fluttershy to death) X3
Rated Teen for mild language and random weird moments!

Featherweight has had a crush on Scootaloo for as long as he can remember, but he never did anything about it. That is, until the fateful day where he is given the challenge to kiss her before nightfall.

Rainbow Dash takes Fluttershy to get her license renewed.
Bossy government employees. Speeding tickets. License photos.
There's only one way for this to end:
Hijinks and hilarity.

Twilight can not find her pillow.

After having a dream about Big Macintosh, Sweetie Belle realizes that she's in love with the red stallion. For obvious reasons, this crush embarrasses her. So what happens when her two friends find out?

And what happens when she finds out something shocking about one of her friends?

This is by far the most RANDOM story I've ever written. A bizarre mix of comedy and emotion. At least that's what I hope this story accomplishes.

Story Inspired by the Cover Image, which is done by JoeDash: http://joedash.deviantart.com/

(Art done by Samaru163)
Fruit Cake: Carrot's niece. She's been kicked out of her parents home..., again. So she's staying with the Cakes, and the Cakes aren't too thrilled about that... Not only are they scared about her and the twins; they're terrified of what madness Fruit will unleash with Pinkie Pie....
Join Ponyville as they brace themselves for this crazy mare and witness her antics that all end in hilarity.