You'd think that going through multiverses would be cool right?
Well it aint. It sucks, to be blunt. Hurts alot too, but that's probably a side effect of appearing up high in the air instead of on the ground... but i digress.

Meet John, and no he aint your average joe. He travels through the multiverse. As he appears over the everfree(cliche, right?), the mane six rush out to "take care of a new and unknown threat to Equestria" as the princess puts it. But what's gonna happen when merely a whiff of his scent is enough to drive a mare crazy with heat? And when he sadly is a xenophobiac - which sucks, with how he travels as he does- and does all in his power to ensure that he dosen't get raped by, well, every. Single. Female. In sight?

Yeah, it's your average HiE description, but this is my first story so get over it. :p

I'll add character tags as I go along.

there is nothing worst then getting prank, especially when the people who prank you, know you. that is the worst! now while Anon himself is not the victim of a prank, he is the victim of circumstance when when he get's dragged into an escalating prank war. although, he doesn't seem to mind.

Authors Notes:
Just because the story has a Teen rating, and has the Sex tag, there is no actual 'clop' in the story. Just some implied situation, and some things that Anon does in the story.

Princess Celestia attempts to hunt the most dangerous game: man. Her assistant wants more than anything for her to get back to work.

Artist is lovelyneckbeard

Chris has lived in Equestria for a few months now, and finally got his own place with help from Twilight and friends! Just one small problem, as he is quick to discover: ponies tend to just walk in unannounced. Can Chris keep his sanity intact as new ponies stop by every day to say hi in thier own special way?

The mane six really love Anon, but he just doesn't seem to get it. Join them in their journey as they each try to win him over.
U-Um... Anon is... Well... Oh my...
He's a really great guy. I wouldn't mind having him as my lab assistant for life.
Nonny's the best! I love spending my time with him!
Anonymous has this sort of "flair" he brings about whenever he comes near. It's extremely enticing.
Yeah, I mean, Anon's like my best friend. Would be pretty cool if he were more though...
Anon's amazin'. So much that I actually kinda get erm... Well it feels like I got the creepy crawlies in mah stomach.

But why won't he notice me?

Sometimes, there are states of emotion that can overwhelm even the mightiest of creatures; or so they say. Queen Chrysalis had never taken stock in such tales, nor the creatures that told them. Until today that is.

Artist is hotkinkyshy