Rob the earth pony has not had an easy life. Alongside his crippling social anxiety, dead-end job, and general poor looks, he also suffers from a severe aversion to a certain facet of songwriting. Sure is a good thing his fellow citizens of Maretime Bay aren't prone to bursting into spontaneous musical numbers!

... Is that an electric guitar I hear on the horizon?

A surreal (horror?) comedy about xenophobic radicalization.

Warning: Contains excessive and potentially traumatic quantities of rhymes! Caution is advised!

Proofread by PoisonClaw and Max Bet.

Your living room needs to be painted.

You really don't feel like painting.

Fortunately, Fresh Coat, the local painter mare, is more than willing to help you out - with more than just painting.

'Teen' rating for sexual innuendos and -you guessed it- plot.

Credit for the cover goes to Weasselk.

Also check out this awesome digitalized version of the cover done by MadDonut.

First time writing 2nd Person and lewd. Please be gentle.

It hasn't been easy for Sprout. Alone, and forgotten, he wonders if any creature cares, and then He shows up at his door.

Prereaders: Bike, QueenChrysalisforever, and Applezombi

No editor at this time.

Art byChocchipPon

After moving into Maretime Bay full time, Izzy notices that Sprout hasn't been around. She soon learns that he left his job and has barely set hoof outside his house since the crystals were brought together.

Convinced that Sprout needs somepony to cheer him up, Izzy takes it upon herself to do the cheering up. But Izzy is the absolute last pony Sprout wants to see, he can't stand her in the slightest.

Unfortunately for Sprout, Izzy isn't the type of pony who takes "No" for an answer. She'll find a way to cheer him up no matter what it takes. And maybe, just maybe, she'll find a way to get inside that icy heart of his.

(Featured on 7/05/2022.)

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Zephyr Breeze announces to Rainbow Dash that he's been seeing someone, and no longer has any interest in pursuing her. Rainbow Dash is initially relieved.

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my B story for Pride Month 2022. it's still Pride Month somewhere!

the first draft of this story was an entry in the Quills and Sofas Speedwriting "B is for Bisexual" Contest

Snips and Snails decide to write a shipfic about their two all-time greatest heroes, the Great and Powerful Trixie, and Rainbow Dash. Because that's what fanboys do.

Natrually, a true piece of literary genius is produced as a result. They may have even got Cutie Marks for it, had they not already discovered their special talents.

Diamond Tiara has had the worst night of her life on the evening of the hearts and hooves dance, and then who so would happen to show up than Snips, trying vainly to cheer her up. Just what pony lies underneath her diamond shell?

Sprout is entertaining Hitch and Sunny at his house on one of their playdates, when something goes wrong. Sprout can't find his mommy anywhere, she's missing!

Filled with panic, Sprout insists that Hitch and Sunny help him look for his mommy. And the two foals, having nothing better to do, agree to help.

Yet this trio of little ponies don't suspect that their little adventure is going to get them into a lot of trouble. Especially when they wander into a place they're supposedly not allowed to go into alone.

(Featured on 06/29/2022.)

A startling situation arises when Princess Celestia begins acting crazily and violently cuddling the ponies around her. Fearing the breakdown of the government, Princess Luna and one of Canterlot's most unfortunate doctors hatch a plan to cure her by letting her cuddle the daylights out of a Royal Guard.

Cover art is by magister39.

EDIT: #2 featured on 6/17!
EDIT: Now with an AUDIO READING by LonelyFanboy48!

This story is a sequel to The Moon Is Not Made Out Of Cheese!

Knit Wit is still hungry, and he wants to eat something.

He’s in the mood for some rock candy.

The crystal heart is hard and shiny.

Rock candy is hard and shiny.

That makes the crystal heart rock candy!

Edited by:moonbutters