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Hello. I am the Equine Essayist. I am just now starting my writing career! | Bonjour. Je suis l'Equine Essayist. Je viens ici de commencer ma carrière d'écrivage!

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When what should've been a simple visit with a geneticist for some tests ends in disaster, Spike and Gallus suddenly find themselves the targets of a deadly conspiracy.

Now, running for their very lives, they have to work together so to uncover a stunning secret that has been kept from them both...for long enough.

!!! BEWARE OF SPOILERS IN COMMENTS !!!

First Featured 2/6/2024

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On the day of the Summer Sun Celebration, Nightmare Moon returned from her banishment. The power she had accumulated during her stay on the moon proved to be too great for Princess Celestia, and Equestria's ruler was defeated.

Weeks later, Anon arrived in Equestria via unknown means. Although lost and confused, his natural resistance to magic made him quite useful to Nightmare Moon. To his surprise, he quickly became one of her most trusted servants and found himself falling in love with her. Even more surprisingly, it seemed like she was doing the same.

Eventually, despite Anon's best efforts, Nightmare Moon was defeated and Princess Luna returned. Everyone was rejoicing. Everyone... except him. Because Anon did not fall in love with Princess Luna.

Anon fell in love with Nightmare Moon.

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Warning: The following story you are about to read contains M/M themes, along with cheating, mentions of prostitution, heartbreak, and revenge. If you are not interested in one or many of these things, you know you where the exit button is.


Dear Mrs. Rich,

To be honest, I wasn’t sure how to start this. Not because I don’t have anything to tell, but I’m not exactly sure how to put this into words. I imagine if anypony else were in my horseshoes, there probably isn’t any easy way to even admit it out loud – let alone write this down. Maybe the best way to do so is to just come up front and say it: no sugar-coating, no white lies, no twisting of anything. I’m just going to come out and say it.

My name is Abila, I’m one of the cashiers at your husband’s store, and I… I had sex with your husband twice a week for the past three years – he pays me.


Submitted for the M/M Shipping Contest III (2023).

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This story is a sequel to Welcome To The Dreamscape


A teen named Bryan, who’s been overworked, underpaid and is severely sleep deprived, is approached by none other than Nightmare Moon during a strange dream, who promises to comfort him during his time of struggle.

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Jason Wright returns at a pivotal moment in Equestria's history. He bares his vengeance, not with the hand of a conqueror or an invading force. But with the greatest weapon of all; the truth. And the truth is seldom pretty when it reveals the lies we tell ourselves.

This story is inspired by the Ending-verse.

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An entry in the Bloodlines Continuity

It isn't always easy putting up with family. Some of them are embarrassing, some try to tell you how to run your life, and some try to invade the capital city of Equestria. Queen Chrysalis may be gone, but for the owner and employees of the Metamorphosis spa and massage parlor, their work has just begun.

In the meantime, Chrysalis is in for a lot of angry letters...


Featured on 6/10/19, 26/02/20, 29/08/20, 2/12/21, 3/3/22, 29/4/22, 3/6/22, 24/7/22, 14/9/22, 4/11/22, 7/03/2023, and 8/03/2023! Thank you all!

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After finding Discord hiding out in his closet, Twilight Sparkle soon learns the most horrible of truths about herself and the world surrounding her.

And then she learns another truth.

And another. And another. And...

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John Doe gets invited to the castle. A new piece of technology has come from the latest attempt at opening a portal to Earth. It's a pair of noise-canceling headphones. After an explanation from John, Celestia excitedly tries them on.

I'm sure nothing will go wrong.
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A silly little idea I had.

Cover art by me.
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3/8/2023
Wow! My first feature! Thanks!

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Everypony has a hobby. Pinkie likes rock collecting, Fluttershy likes reading, and so on.

Applejack is no exception.


Story inspired by cover art made by dstears.

Written during NaNoWriMo 2022.


A thank you to Scriblits Talo for proofreading before publishing.


Now with a Russian translation by NovemberDragon.

Rated "Decent" by Ghost Mike.

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You’ve seen Humans in Equestria… but have you seen them done quick? Will PonyRunner420 crumble under the pressure of one frame tricks, uninvited couch commentators, and suspiciously self-aware NPCs, or will he successfully kill Celestia in record time?

A short story about the magic of speedrunning, and it’s power to bring people across the world (and across dimensions) together with the common goal of raising money for charity, and just killing Celestia really fast.



Featured 2023/01/10. You’re supposed to brag about this here right

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