Rarity is a woman of many talents, including the absolute control over her vocabulary. At least, that's what she thought, until Rainbow Dash made a bet with her. A bet that Rarity can't go without saying the word "darling." Rarity's gonna need a lot of quarters by the time this is over.

My attempt to take one joke from Equestria Girls, and somehow turn it into a fic, in the same vein as Why Do We Hate Each Other? Another quick comedy story I wrote because I was bored.

(This is a crossover between MLP:EG and the fangame Pokemon Insurgence, with the story following the dark storyline of the game. This essentially means that other than a few acts of violence and a couple of non major deaths, the only big thing is that the evil teams are cults.)

As strange occurrences begin happening around CHS that Sunset and the others can't seem to figure out, Sunset hopes that a visit with Twilight will help clear her head and yield some answers. However, things go awry as the portal to and from Equestria is corrupted by a shadowy entity that drags Sunset through the portal and into a world that while similar, is entirely different than that of the human version of Equestria. As Sunset travels through what is known as the Torren region with a boy who has lost his memories alongside strange creatures known as Pokemon, the two of them must fight cults who wish to use the power of the legendary Pokemon they worship in hopes of ruling over the region, all the while uncovering the dark secrets the region keeps hidden in hopes of finding a way for Sunset to get back to CHS.

"For her last trick, The Great and Powerful Trixie will disappear... forever."

Around the time the Season 6 finale of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic was finishing production, there was another episode that went under everyone's radar.

Inspired by Red Mist Re-Take and Mouse.avi Re-Take, both by vibingleaf.
High quality verions of the screenshots used in the story can be found here and here. They were made lower quality for authenticity.
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While walking by Fluttershy's house one night, Sunset hears what sounds like Rainbow Dash being tortured by a malevolent Fluttershy. When Rainbow Dash doesn't appear the following day, the girls decide to take a look at Fluttershy's house, where they find evidence that makes it appear that Fluttershy is not the gentle, harmless girl they know after all.

Now has a TVTropes page! And a dramatic reading!

What if Discord had not been turned to stone by the Mane 6? What if he had escaped?
It is three years later and the Mane 6 have moved on with their lives, all except Fluttershy, who cannot get the draconequus out of her mind. The others are happy in their new and comfortable lives, until their enemy returns and will only relieve Equestria of his havoc in exchange for a bride.

This has been adapted into an audio series.

Also, here's a dramatic reading by Pablo Didonna, and one by 666HellGirl1

Cover Art by Nstone53

French: http://www.deviantart.com/art/Une-Mariee-pour-Discord-La-fuite-440318295
Spanish: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10203187/1/La-Novia-de-Discord

*Bronyland Pony Awards Nominee 2013

This story is a sequel to Bride of Discord

Discord and Fluttershy are blessed with a daughter named Screwball, who is gifted with incredible power that attracts the attention of the Queen of the Changelings...as well as her son.
When disaster strikes that tears Screwball's family apart, it is up to her to bring it together again.

New cover art by floppy-fluttercord

Adagio takes a spill during an attempt to gather energy. It's something the other two sirens aren't likely to let her forget for a long time.

Inspired by this video and a conversation between Tired Old Man and myself.

You are the new student at Canterlot High School. It may seem like a really nice school on the surface, however, what lies inside that school is a ruthless bully named Sunset Shimmer. On your first day at that school, you and her cross paths and she decides to make you her main target of her cruelty. Unbeknownst to her, you're a lot more clever than she thinks you are. You just might be her most difficult target out of anyone at CHS.

Twilight’s castle is on fire, and she doesn’t know what to do. So, she logically goes with old reliable: get Spike to write a letter to Celestia.

Celestia is unsure if her former student is sane. Spike is just wanting to put the fire out.

Luna just wants to ensure that her sister doesn't predict the Third Griffin Invasion.

Based on a true story. I wish I was joking.

Pre-read/edited by: Muggonny.

Cover art by: omegajim, which was then edited by Crowley.

Profanity tag only because of one line that's not even in English lmao.

When it comes to the Dazzlings, Sonata Dusk and Aria Blaze are often butting each other's heads. Whether it's because of Sonata's silly questions or Aria wanting to start it, folks wonder why they get in each other's heads so often. And now Adagio finds herself putting that question to the test. But in order for this to work: The two girls find themselves having to make a switch. Which may not be the best idea.

*Part of the Siren AU Continuity*

(Cursed) Cover Art by The Sleepless Beholder

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