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Rockstar_Raccoon


Meanest little raccoon with the cutest little boots.

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A pony investigates the scene of a murder. One problem: no memories.


An entry for Nightmare Night in April 2024 ( group | stories ).

Excellent cover art by IrradiatedPirateBooty!
Thanks to gapty, Silk Rose, and Scriblits Talo for pre-reading and feedback.

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“I'm throwing caution,/What's it gonna be?/Tonight the winds of change are coming over me.” -The Killers, ‘Caution’

At the Ponyville Farmer’s Market, the Cutie Mark Crusaders find a strange chicken talon that can grant them whatever their heart desire. Despite the warnings from the merchant about the price they each may pay, the fillies are excited for their wishes. What could possibly go wrong?


Cover art commissioned from AmberLight101.

Additional Contribution from DeadParrot222.

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There are many ways of pulling off the color red in the world of clothes design, and Rarity's way just so happens to be a nationwide trend. However, in such a harsh and tough industry, there are ponies who must pay the price, whether they are enemies or friends.

They knew what they were getting into when they offered to help.

And with the precious material they possess, there is not a chance in Tartarus Rarity is willing to let them go.


Written for the 2024 rendition of Nightmare Night in April. You can read other entries to the event here.

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Fluttershy has a long standing policy of not letting Discord alter reality for her benefit. She won't let him make her unfathomably rich. She won't let him give her untold power. She won't even let him make her immortal.

But she has taught him that friends are allowed to give gifts and help each other.

So if he can make everypony in Equestria her friend, then they'll just give her everything she could ever want!

The plan's flawless!

He's so smart.


Featured 12/26/2023 - 12/28/2023!

Written as a gift for for PseudoBob Delightus as part of Jinglemas 2023!

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It's not a matter of if a pony will be done, but when. Everypony knows this, but nopony can predict when their moment will come until it's upon them. Crystal's husband, Amber Skies, comes upon his moment to say he's finished, and shares his final goodbyes with her.

Inspired by the story Memory Of Forever by the one and only Starscribe. Written in the moment that the story came to me. I hope you can appreciate it as I do.

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Twilight and Spike come across a timeline where Diamond dogs now rule over everyone in Equestria.
It's pretty awesome!



That stupid annoying author: I feel like we were forgetting another set of antagonists in the show during that final...not really sure who though.

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Equestria's history is full of wonders, both magical and mechanical. But only twice has it succeeded in implementing AI.

The latest iteration is an apple farmer whose resurrection is celebrated by everypony except herself. Because really, once every part has been replaced, what is left that can measure a mare?


An entry for the 2023 Sci-Fi Contest, where it nabbed a respectable fourth place. Yay, existential robot ponies!

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The ponies become very popular streamers.


Cover art by Pabbley. Thanks to brainstorming help on Discord, and to Majin Syeekoh, Samey90, and Mockingbirb for pre-reading.

Inspired by this tweet.

Note: "Teen" content rating pre-approved by Majin.

Audio Reading!

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Casual McBig Piece consumption goes wrong (not at 3am), fussing turns into a violent hissing, and the stars align to create a magical moment. In the middle of the Big Fuss of 2013 war, our floppa protagonist is taken from their realm and transported into colorful horse-land. Will some talking magical mini-equines find a way to help our fusser solve the Great Fussening?

Fusstured 4/1-4/2/23

Floppite translation: "Hrm McBig Piece mmmmm hiss-ack (hyk-a), FUSSSSS hyykkk HISSSSSS, rrrewwarrwahmmmmm. Hhhyykkrrewerrr Big FUSSSSSS of 2013 ACK, hy-dlph floppa krrewrrwayaaaaaeerrrrr~. mmmewwwrrrak hhyykkawwerr Great FUSSSSSSening?"

Submitted into Racc's 2023 Crackfic Storm

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Over the course of several hilarious shenanigans, ponies do random stuff for random and nonsensical reasons……

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