This morning, Shining Armor thought that his daughter's goth phase was his biggest worry. Now, he has to deal with a retired stage magician, a smoke monster that refuses to stay dead, the dumbest possible parallel universe, AND his daughter's goth phase.
Nothing about this makes any sense... and why does King Sombra seem oddly afraid of Trixie...?
Quite possibly the crackiest of all crack fics I have ever written for any fandom to date. I wrote this in about a week and had an absolute BLAST writing it. Contains...
- Trixie's verbal tic maxed out to the point where it becomes a plot point of sorts
- brooding goth Flurry Heart, complete with goth name
- card tricks
- the Crystal Empire having quite possibly worse security protocols than it does in canon
- nopony taking anything quite as seriously as they probably should
- Shining Armor making a few rather questionable choices involving his daughter's safety
- card tricks
- a magic mirror portal that ought to be yeeted into the sun or moved to the SCP Foundation HQ
- trace amounts of Applejack
- an homage to the best Mumbo and Grian comedy skit from the Last Life series on YouTube
- card tricks
Inspired by TWO contests!
Entering this into the Portal Transformations Contest I.
Also, after some consideration and checking with Muggonny, entering this into the Shining Armor is a Terrible Dad 2024 Competition. It blasted WAY past the max word count, but I'll just have to live with the wordcount penalty.