With all the quests in all of Skyrim done the Dragonborn retires to his estate. There he spends time with his kids and makes the most out of life. This all changed when he gets a strange letter. Its also came with a tome. When he uses it his home with his stables and carriage are teleported to Equestria. Now the Dragonborn must protect his family and try to find out who sent him that tome

A refined mare fresh out of high school and a dropout following her dreams find themselves forced to spend a lot of time together.

With the help of a meddling psychology tutor and their new classmates, can they find what they've been looking for?

French Translation!

Fan Stuff!

Discord has made more mistakes in the past two years than he did in the five million years of his existence.

Mistake 1. He summons the most dangerous creature in the multiverse - me. Apparently.

Mistake 2. He made a deal with me, to be his 'agent of chaos' in return of power, and a way to get home.

Mistake 3. He trained me to be the ultimate killer.

And Mistake 3 will be the last mistake he will ever make.

This is the story of a man in Equestria. This is the story of a killer, just trying to be normal. This is the story of a commoner turned omnipotent tyrant. This is the story of me.

You know these stories where somebody suddenly wakes up with a creepy, unknown voice in their head? Well that's what's happening to me, except I'm that strange voice, and I'm not stuck in somebody, I'm stuck in somePONY.
How did I get here? And how will I ever find a way to go back without so much as a body to call my own?

Now with 100% more cover art thanks to the splendiferously awesome Exelzior! Go read his stuff instead of mine! Do it!

Rated teen for foul-mouthed protagonist. Expect bad words.