You Finally Did It - by Twifight Elation Paintbrush Kindling Sr. · 12:44am Dec 9th, 2012
WELL WELL well well well. Well. WELL.
Once upon a time - YES IT'S GONNA BE ONE OF THOSE BLOG POSTS SHUT UP - this girl and her amazing author friend WHO REMAINS A COMPLETE MYSTERY TO THIS DAY would often talk about the stupidest things ever. Usually because the girl was up all night and home with half a bottle of wine in her and had no idea how to deal with outward fragilities or stresses unless slightly pissed and COMPLETELY CRAZY online.
This amazing author would patiently tell her to fuck off and just get on with it. GOOD advice.
Anyway, one of the things this girl would INSIST upon and would MERCILESSLY BOTHER her author friend with was the topic of APPLEDASH. To a point where it caused a great rift between them, eventually being the final straw that broke their crime family apart and freed Florida from the merciless drug ring that'd shattered lives AND widowed policemen's wives for decades. Yes, the Capulets and Frazzetti's were finally either laid in morgues or prepared for a lifetime behind bars. The hardship is worn on the faces of those who bore witness to the savage atrocities to this day, a vicious testament to the bullet-riddled Hell that had existed for... wait. What was I talking about?
Right, okay. FOCUS. HHHNNNGGGH! C'mon Twifight, come back to earth... OKAY!
This is an amazing story from a great person who respects and worships Appledash SO HARD he may as well have invented it. He eats, breathes and sleeps Appledash to a point where I feel I owe him royalties for every time I SAY APPLEDASH. His ABSOLUTE AND RESOLUTE AFFECTIONS FOR THE LOVE OF A DIRTY EARTH PONY AND A MULTI-HUED MEGALOMANIAC PEGASUS LEAVES ME BREATHLESSLY HOT. Yes, yes. He loves Appledash so much, it's tattooed on the inside of his lip and a place he took a picture of for me once that I simply couldn't discern - I think it's his liver.
Please, go and read this abusively adorable entry for the AppleDash Group's recent fanfiction contest:
... and now as ever, here's a sweet picture of some ponies getting shitfaced and likely soon to commit terrible sexual acts upon each other because THAT'S WHAT JOHN JOSECO AND MITT ROMNEY WANT YOU TO WANT THEM TO DO!
KELLY CLARKSON ATE MAH BABIES!
You are awesome, and those ponies are in a Ravens bar. (Is it time for me to give a shit about football yet? Do I even have to this year? I don't know. I just know that when I do have to give a shit about football, I give a shit about the Ravens).
That's all I can say about this post, because I am a totally impartial judge in said contest. But I always recommend reading AppleDash stories.
I DON'T THINK THERE'S ENOUGH ALL CAPS IN THIS BLOG. THAT IS ALL.
588983
You must be new here.
If you'd skimmed my blogs before, you'd be better prepared for my frantic screaming and carrying on.
I LIKE TO YELL!
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BURN THE ORPHANAGE! HRRRRRHGHGGHHRHHRHHR!!!
XD
I just got forsaken by my first friend ever, and this thing still made me laugh!
Would you believe -- I'd already read (and faved) it?
TBH I'm never that interested in shipping/romance. But hell if I don't love reading your blog posts. It's almost like each one is its own story from you.
But hey, I'll stick it on my read laters. Next to the 516 others.
....
FIXED.
Also, for the record, the Frazzettis deserved it.
And I only have amazing feelings for Dirty Earth Ponies. The dirtier, the better.
590011
I am so glad you spoke to me.
590372
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590384
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588867, 589121, 589541, 589170, 588983 & 589576 -
Okay, wait a second. HOLD ON. How does football, Church losing his mind, Dusty being a well-read and discerning character, and Red liking my blog posts have ANY RELEVANCE TO THE SUBJECT AT HAND!? ... or is it hoof? THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT KITSUNERISU!
OH FOR THE LOVE OF...
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YOU DID THIS! HAPPY!? ... also, maybe get checked. I'm not terribly clean.
590406
Dude >_>
I don't need a spotlight.... >_>;;;;;;
590420
I assume what you meant to say is, "thank you for letting the meager handful of people who even know who YOU sort of are - that likely wouldn't otherwise know WHO I AM - that there's this awesome Appledash story on FIMFiction amidst thousands of others that unlike ALMOST ALL OF THEM is both well-written and definitely worth checking out", then don't sweat it.
I always crow about literature I like. It's your own fault I loved it. YOUR FAULT.
So there. Run-on sentence AWAY!
590453
It's YOUR fault for getting me involved with AppleDash in the first place!
You were all like oh yeah you should write some APPLEDASH and I was like NO U and you were like YA ME and then pinkie hit the fan.
And NO, WHAT I MEAN TO SAY IS, BLELARHEGAHEHGHAEGHAEGH!
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Welly welly welly welly welly well....
590406 I'd like to say this blog post is more well cultured with my being here.
590406 ...OR IS IT?!
590519
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590453 Someone's having a good time.
I say again.
BLELARHEGAHEHGHAEGHAEGH
588867 Indeed, 'tis the Wharf Rat in Fell's Point. Been there? We may need to have a DC / Baltimore pony party in 2013. Here is a group to get started on that.