Every second of my life thus far has led me to this point · 2:53am Nov 27th, 2012
Tomorrow I take the fourth and final test in Calculus II. I need at least an 80% to maintain an A in the class and exempt the final exam. I have no Idea what we do in that class, only that numbers and matrices seem to be involved.
To summarize:
Why is that every time you take a test, you have to prepare your anus? What exactly does that proctor DO to you guys?
Don't answer that! Just tell me... does it involve those giant meter sticks I often see in school?
Oh, phew, it's just a calculus test, that title of yours was misleading.
543434 Dude, do you want the aliens to probe your anus?
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543434 No, it involves 3 problems and 50 minutes.
543475 up the anus?
oh pfft, just do what i do
stare at the textbook for a few minutes, do 50% of the homework (as it only makes up 20% of the grade), pop a pill, ace the test, piss off everyone
543525 Well it is open-book... and one 8.5x11 sheet of notes front and back. And no, I don not take any medicine not prescribed to me (which my ADHD meds are).
543536
mix em with tums, there's tots rasin why the instructions tell you not to~
disclaimer: do not actually do this unless you like supersonic vomit
Those feels when you have to prepare your anus.
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543536 I used to take Stratera for my ADHD, because something in Ritalin was a no-no for me.
Then, I stopped taking them, and now I don't get into fights every other day.
543890 I still take it. God help those around me the days that I don't.
543434 proctor, proctologist.....same thing.
547111 I knew there was a word awfully close to proctor that had to do with anal probing!!! I was trying so hard to remember! Urgh... Maybe I should just delete your comment and take all the credit.