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CartsBeforeHorses


Put the cart before the horse, mix things up, and look at them in a different way.

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  • 286 weeks
    Where Are All the Sorcerers in MLP?

    Some of you might be tempted to answer this question, “There’s tons of sorcerers in MLP! Look at Sunset Shimmer and Starlight Glimmer, for instance. They are (were) evil and they use powerful magic.”

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  • 295 weeks
    The Bowsette Controversy

    Not since Donald Trump has a singular figure polarized so many people against each other. Thank god she (he?) isn't real, or else the poor thing would receive death threats. I'm of course speaking of Bowsette, the Bowser-Peach hybrid which somehow exists. She's come to kidnap herself.

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  • 297 weeks
    My New Story: The Glimmer Dilemma

    Recently, I published a new story: The Glimmer Dilemma. It’s been in development hell for over a year now, but I finally got the story where I wanted it!

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    1 comments · 633 views
  • 297 weeks
    Elon Musk, The Simulation, and Certainty

    Before I begin, well-known writer Estee is having some major trouble and is asking for help. I don't know this person but some of you probably do. Let's see if we can't get a thousand points of FimFic light together.

    Now on to the blog!

    MANIC MUSK ON MARIJUANA

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  • 299 weeks
    New Miracle Medication: Russiadiditol!

    “I’m having a terrible day. Somebody broke into my house last night and they drank all the vodka! They replaced every app on my phone with Tetris, and every song in my library with Tchaikovsky! Worst of all, they exposed my carelessness because I didn’t lock my door. What do I do? Who can I blame this on?TM

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Dec
17th
2017

New Video: You Are A Phoenix · 11:38pm Dec 17th, 2017

Between end-of-year accounting work and making this video, I haven't had much time to devote to FimFiction lately. The Starlight story I've promised is still on my perpetual backburner, but I promise I'll get to it eventually. Anyway, I thought that you all should see the fruits of my labor.

You are a phoenix.

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Comments ( 1 )

Death pretty much keeps you alive, and I mean that very technically. Your cells have to die so new ones can replace them. If your cells die too fast, then you'll die of old age; but if your cells don't die at all, you'll get something like cancer.

So, I think to remain alive you need to get the balance between life and death exactly right. But that sounds very supernatural and impossible, so I'm at an impasse.

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