Treason's Secretings - by Twifight Blue Sky Nosebleed Fungus.

... so as with all the other blogs choking your feed to death, allow me to offer my own vapid, selfish solicitations! T'IS THE SEASON, AFTER ALL!

Okay, I might not be very festive. No offense meant to anyone else, okay? STOW YOUR HATE!

Anyway. HAPPY NEW YEAR to all of my friends, colleagues, followers, cohorts, acquaintances, bullies, haters, political representatives, silverfish living in my sinks, small rodents routing through my garbage, embarrassing hair growths, and Donald Trump. In that order.

So, what're YOUR resolutions, HUH? COME ON! You need SO MUCH IMPROVEMENT! Tell me here.

I love you all. Please don't drink too much - I want to pass out first! LET ME HAVE THIS!

Comments

[bookplayer]

I have a glass of wine next to me that I resolve to finish. That counts, right?

[Phazon]

by Twifight Blue Sky Nosebleed Fungus.

My grandfather died from that!

Okay, I might not be very festive. No offense meant to anyone else, okay? STOW YOUR HATE!

To the year that gave us Donald Trump and took Princess Leia from us. Fuck you, 2016! And fuck you too, 2017! I don't exactly hold high hopes for you either. Also doesn't help that I took a tube of horse serum to the eye last week, so now I can't donate blood for the next 12 months. Damn you, workplace accidents.

I love you all. Please don't drink too much - I want to pass out first! LET ME HAVE THIS!

You can have it. I stopped at three glasses of champagne. I don't even get why people like that shit; it's too fucking carbonated.

[Dusty Sage]

I have drunk nothing stronger than Coca-Cola today. (Then again, I'm on two -- count 'em, two -- diuretics, so maybe I shouldn't be drinking anything at all.)

[theRedBrony]

My resolutions? I'd like to FUCKING WRITE some shit this year. And also have LESS PEOPLE die. That'd be nice.

Also I'm a little bit tipsy.

[Navieka]

My resolution is to kick ass and chew bubblegum write a story and finally watch more shows.

[Twifight Sparkill]

4363896

OF COURSE IT DOES. I miss wine. I used to live off of it, but my guts can't take it anymore. SIGH!

4364136

Watch more shows. I agree.

I can't manage much in the way of typing right now. I am so fucked up right now.

Yeah. ENJOY.

[iisaw]

The New Year magically transforms Too Much Cider Mare () into Pinkie Projectile -vomiting Pie ()

In other words... so far, so good.

[Twifight Sparkill]

4364832

"The New Year magically transforms Too Much Cider Mare () into Pinkie Projectile -vomiting Pie ()"

MY SIDES!

I'm glad all is well, of course!

[Twifight Sparkill]

4363918

I used to be addicted to pop. My running joke was, "I am a Coke addict", because I would drink at least a liter of Coca-Cola a day.

Needless to say, I had to change my habits quickly - thankfully, this occurred back in my youth. MIND YOU, coffee and other strong acidic drinks still upset my system because of goddamn soda.

... uh, anyway. REGARDLESS! Happy New Year, Dusty.

[Dusty Sage]

4367324
I can polish off similar quantities of Dr Pepper or RC Cola.

I'm not saying I should, mind you, only that I can.

[Twifight Sparkill]

4368332

Soda rules. It might cross over the border of bad health, but it is glittery.

[Dusty Sage]

4368535
Given the way Our Esteemed Protectors have been backpedaling on nutritional information all these years, I expect Cola to be one of the new Four Basic Food Groups.

[Twifight Sparkill]

4369900

"Given the way Our Esteemed Protectors have been backpedaling on nutritional information all these years, I expect Cola to be one of the new Four Basic Food Groups. "

Considering the awful amounts consumed daily by a good majority of the world's populace, certainly. Huh. Now I want a bottle of pop! GAWD!

[Dusty Sage]

4371248
Should we ever meet, I'm buying the carbonated drinks. :)

[Twifight Sparkill]

4373743

I will hold you to that, Dusty dear.