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Twifight Sparkill


• I'm one book short of a trashy paperback trilogy, written entirely in crayon. "Dense and vague, yet unimaginably interesting." - Regidar.

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Dec
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2016

Stripping My Skin - by Twifight Chicken Potato Calf Audit. · 9:18am Dec 18th, 2016

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Comments ( 8 )

Celestia is a surprisingly efficient lawyer. For somepony who could win most of the cases with "Because I said so" she also quite open to use her mane.

I'm also unsure if we are seeing a case of corruption, intimidation or of an incredibly flexible system of laws here.

Stripping My Skin

That title makes me hungry for some KFC.

by Twifight Chicken Potato Calf Audit.

Not helping. Wait, how do you eat an audit?

And basically, the fourth panel can be summed up as:

SG: "Can I touch your hair?"

BP: "Fine, but absolutely no orgasmic moaning." (Also, Sparkill gets released, but it's left somewhat ambiguous whether she's released without any charges or whether she simply posted bail.)

SG: "Deal, but there may be giddy, girlish squeeing."

BP: "Ew. Fine, whatever."

Bwehehehe, I adore the fourth panel.

Expecting no squeak of glee is just unrealistic, Your Grace Highness Majesty.

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"Celestia is a surprisingly efficient lawyer. For somepony who could win most of the cases with "Because I said so" she also quite open to use her mane. I'm also unsure if we are seeing a case of corruption, intimidation or of an incredibly flexible system of laws here."

When it comes to the Accursed Lands and the laws that govern it, they're fairly primitive and corrupt - a mane rub here, a freed felon there, and nopony is the wiser, am I right? That's how it goes so far, anyway.

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Your observation made ME hungry, so I ordered a barbecue chicken pizza. My hips THANK YOU. Audit THAT. As for your fourth panel summation, yeah - that's it. C'mon, who WOULDN't want to touch that flowing magical hair?? I WANNA!

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It has a severe lack of ferret in it though! Well eh, that's fine - she'll be back!

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"Expecting no squeak of glee is just unrealistic, Your Grace Highness Majesty."

OBVIOUSLY! HECK YEAH! Common sense and all, yannow?

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I'm working on a cannibal Rainbow Dash arc - be afraid. I was VERY SERIOUS about that, so you realise. :raritywink:

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I'm working on a cannibal Rainbow Dash arc - be afraid. I was VERY SERIOUS about that, so you realise. :raritywink:

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Oh, the Lord Vetinari model. Seems a quite reasonable choice.

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