Dec
3rd
2014
New Home, New Job, Same Shit · 11:09pm Dec 3rd, 2014
fuck, i'm hard already
Uncle Rusty's done and moved to upstate New York, kiddos.
Classed up to last phase of training, which means twelve hour days for the next two months. Can you believe it!? That's like three hours more per day than what I used to get! And I have weekends! How cool is that? Starting in on writing as we speak.
Also, eating real food is the best, like, not food that's real but the homemade shit. Made myself a 3/4 lb. burger with garlic and onion rub on artisan toasted bun with hickory-smoked thick-cut bacon and local cheese, topped with sauteed onions and mushrooms and served with a side of sweet potato home fries. I literally sprouted wood when it was done.
Have some complimentary good music.
So how was New Jersey?
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Oh man, Borderlands PreSequel got me addicted to that song. Also, gratz on the burger and move!
I just missed you Rust, got to Goose Creek a little while ago.
Have fun in Prototype, though.
I thought NSFW blog posts were gone?
Also, gotta appreciate the use of accordion in that song.
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Fuck, I forgot to mention...
I grilled that shit with seasoned charcoal.
CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE RUST IS COOKIN
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B-lands is my shit. Kreig back in #2 was literally the most fun I ever had playing a game. Ran a Mania build like the cold motherfucker I am, running around in a near constant ultimate rage, couldn't even seen shit 'cause the screen would get covered in blood and gore and self-inflicted head wounds, but I didn't give a shit because fuck I heal every time something dies. Exploding buzzsaw axes, constantly depleted shielding buffs and monstrous shotguns... mah nigga, I was God in a hockey mask.
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The turnpike was the fastest driving I've ever done in my life. Averaging 85 in the slow lane? Hells yeah. Fuck, I'm just glad my truck had underglow because I ended up lost in the Bronx for a bit and some kind gentlemen there thought it was the dopest shit ever and helped me out.
Except for an SR-71 Blackbird, a good homecooked meal is the only inanimate object that's acceptable to cause a boner.
2632061 Yeah you can go as fast as you can on some of the highways. The best way of speeding is going with the flow of traffic, so if traffic is going 85mph, your good.
So tell me, is NJ really that bad, then?
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Paid like twenty bucks in tolls, so yeah.
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I concur, Krieg was a jizztastic amount of fun. But man, Wilhelm in PreSequel fucking rocks. Best badass cyborg mercenary ever. I got all the best gear to lasers, so literally anything I pew-pew at just ups and dies. Add that with instant regenative shields whenever my health goes down, shoulder mounted rockets, robot-fist-smash-explosion, and better critical a for every motherfucker that dies, and I'm the fucking Unstoppable Cyborg. But oh god the BL2 nostalgia is hitting me hard. ;_;
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Dude... you ever play world of warcraft?
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Before I was married. :V
(Horde 4 Life)
2632034 I CAN SMELL IT
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It's the most beautiful smell I've ever heard.
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I remember going through the Dark Portal for the first time.
I also remember fighting the terrible legions of unending demons assaulting it from the other side. I thought I was supposed to fight them, so I fucked off the quest guy in front of me and charged right in against a bunch of high level elites and their boss.
There was a Pit Lord there, I recall.
It didn't end well.
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Did you at least get an achievement out of it?
Fuckdamn, that burger looks divine. May have to get some Five Guys this weekend.
Oh yeah, where are you, perzactly? I could come visit and we could hang out.
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I think I got the "Die One Thousand Times" one or something like that.
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Can't say exactly here because OPSEC. Shoot up your digits over a message and we'll text breh
How cold is it up there? Last time I was in upstate NY, it was cold enough to freeze gasoline. Me and my family were huddling around the fireplace like moths around a porch light.
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I got the "Why is the fucker fishing so much?" achievement. Because that is literally all I did. I still can't exactly explain why. :V
2632034 Well done good sir, well done...
(Yes I am salivating a little...
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Good for you dude! Shame about Billy though. He never made it during the trip.
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Oh, he made it. He just hasn't earned the privilege of being unpacked yet. It's been like, four, five days? He stopped screaming a while ago.
Huh huh huh here we go again! Same old stuff again! Marching down the avenue - Few more weeks and we'll be through. Am I right or wrong? Are we weak or strong? Sound off. (1, 2!) Sound off! (3, 4!) Bring it on down now! (1, 2, 3, 4, 1, 2 - 3, 4!)
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fuck you and all your shit
2635890 holy shit bro what the fuck did i even do
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You gave me a flashback of bootcamp
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I hope you know just how much I envy you right now...real homemade food...i have to settle for microwaved rice and chicken...
Also...a whole 3 more hours a day! The amount of things that could be done in those 3 hours...the possibilities are endless!
Can't wait till March. I'm going to request grad and go...then use some leave later as I recently found out that I'm to be an Uncle...can't say I didn't see it coming haha
How have you been? The weather cold enough for you? Man I wish it was colder down here.
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It was the easiest shit ever, it just makes you hate everything and everyone forever from sheer frustrations.
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Indoc week here was shitty as hell. First two months are classroom learning... at least it's self-paced quals. I don't mind the cold, but my '93 Sonoma isn't really built to handle black ice, much less the occasional foot-high powder dump. Rear wheel drive in a pickup is a bitch to handle.