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Rust


Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

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Oct
21st
2015

Change of Duty Station · 1:07pm Oct 21st, 2015

Friends,

Once again my job sends me off into the world. These past several weeks I've been busy settling into a new command and new home. Much apologies for the lack of (any, really) content in the past. Unfortunately free time is a luxury in my line of work. Will do my best to finish what I started, though. The Legend, Dark Side, Dead or Alive, Pippin' Ain't Easy, the currently half-finished yet unpublished Interstella, and of course the ridiculous untitled collab with Handyman... all need endings, and will get them. Eventually.

Fuck yo' couch,
-- Uncle Rust

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Comments ( 9 )

Where's my money, Rust?

I don't have a couch.

I've waited this long. I can wait longer.
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And so, the real reason Rust is fucking off comes to our attention.

Glad to see ya hanging in there, bud. Sadly, you missed on the chance to salute my fancy officer's hat, Navy said no :pinkiesad2:

But, pushing now with the Army to enlist, since I'd get a stab at cyberwarfare stuff (which the Navy refused to consider for me :rainbowlaugh:)

Curses, and here I was going to text you on Halloween, see if you were up for lunch again. Give me a holler when you get back, eh?

I'd ask where they're sending you, but opsec and all that. Although...

You wouldn't happen to be going to sea. Would you.

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For a month. Then the yard.

Been doomed to the fate of a dirt sailor.

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