CAKEDAY PRESENT FOR YOU ALL · 9:54pm Aug 30th, 2015
#PROMPTSTOMPERS2015
HEY, YOU!
...YEAH, YOU.
Ever wondered just why Twilight Sparkle is on a gun-toting rampage across the desolate wasteland of Detrot? Or how Cheerilee came to become a professional masked wrestler? Or exactly when did Princess Cadence begin employing a secretive black-ops unit of batpone to do her dirty work and hide her involvement with the Mafia? Ever been too lazy to explore those ideas yourself!?
WELL NOW YOU CAN, PEASANT. LISTEN UP WITH YOUR EAR-HOLES, ‘CAUSE WE’VE GOT JUST WHAT YOU NEED!
Celebrating their annual cake-day on roughly the same twenty-four hour gap, the legendary and oft-exonerated writers Handyman and Rust have decided to put their heads together for a once and a lifetime opportunity (until next year)! A collaborative team has been forged in the fires of mutual wankery and alchoholism! Once more, the Stars and Stripes and the Union Jack fly from the same flagpole in mutually assured shenanigans!
And, least importantly, they need you!
The rules are simple. Simply post your idea for a prompt on either author’s blog release. No matter how ridiculous, how preposterously idiotic, it will be entered into the running for the Terrible Two to turn into a drink-fueled one shot challenge of epic proportions! Each prompt will be carefully considered before the authors and their consulates select the most hilariously depraved idea and turn it into a literary masterpiece of debauchery, bacon, and explosions.
Nothing is off limits!
Racism is encouraged!
Kill the non-believers!
trump4prez
Rust and Handyman's characters fight to the death with dildos on top of elephants precariously perched on the empire state building.
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3358380 Wow, we have a frontrunner already.
One day in Equestria, nothing happens. No seriously, this is a distressing level of inaction.
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Hanyman's character after a night of partying passes out only to hours later wake up in a hotel room has a huge saddlebag full of bits. Doing the only rational thing calls up his buddy(Rust) an starts blowing it one everything (mostly booze), but little did they know that the money was stolen from the Zebraican drug cartel which then shenanigans happen invloveing shoot outs, racism, and some good goofy comedy. The title will be Drunk and Drunker.
in that case
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WE DON'T NEED NO IMMIGRATION
WE DON'T NEED NO TACO BELL
NO GREASY BEANERS IN MY COUNTRY
PACO BUILD THAT WALL FOR ME
HEY
PACO
BUILD THAT WALL FOR ME
ALL IN ALL IT'S JUST ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL
ALL IN ALL YOU'RE JUST ANOTHER SPIC IN THE WALL
As for my story suggestion, a semi-dark fic about The Crystal Empire building a wall around the city because a semi-sentient species of cold-adapted trolls gained knowledge of magic by eating too many pony wizards and found out how to break through their magic love barrier and get into the city.
The main character's name has to be Trump Card
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Why aren't these all a single story? :(
3358568 Going by the rates of the comments on both these blogs they very well may be.
A Diamond Dog decides he wants to become a citizen in Equestria. Wildly unlikely scenarios hinder his quest.
Go wild.
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That one seems oddly familiar to me.
3358522 The part I hope will be included is where Handyman's character knocks out a Zebra Police officer with a newly purchased dildo bat or other dildo item by mistake. When Rust asks why he will respond "Because man you told me the Zebras were after us!" Rust will say "I said the Zebra Cartel was after us this is a cop." Handyman responds "How can I tell they all look the same?!"
The Mane Six become part robot super spies that really aren't that covert. Copious amounts of drugs are involved, as well as Transformers-grade SFX and action scenes to make up for its lack of cohesive and agreeable plot.
If you were to write it you should preferably both do it while drunk and/or on drugs.
God I suck at being humorous lmao
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So like Totally Spies meets Gundam except directed by Micheal Bay
3358636 Sure why not
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Really? It exists? Well if you can point me to this story, I would be ever so grateful.
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no but really where is this story I need it
The mane six take a shit ton of quaaludes and go on a Rampage throughout canterlot. Celestia and luna just sit back and watch.
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Someone actually remembers that?
DU HAST NICHTS, MUTTERFICKER.
*throws non-dairy creamer on the campfire* Submitted for your approval, I call this prompt.... The Intervention
Everypony knows about Rarity. She's the Bearer of Generosity, the talented seamstress who does business far and wide. She's a low born but high class lady who don't take sass from nopony. She's also well known for being a drama queen. And with that drama comes the ever present chaise chaise longue. And when I say ever present, I mean that she LITERALLY takes it everywhere. Getting into an elevator with her is a nightmare. She takes it to the market, she takes it to fashion shows, she takes it to formal events. It has been sitting just offscreen during each and every adventure. Frankly... its becoming a problem. The time has come to rid Equestria of the red velvet menace once and for all. And if you thought Rarity's friends were enthusiastic about getting rid of some vampire fruitbats, you ain't seen nothin' yet...
Rust and Handy as captains of two pirate supremisist airship fleets that are filled with angry drunk irishponies and filthy pirate ponies raiding Equestria for "the one treasure", and nobody knows what it is, except Celestia and Luna.
It's the royal cookbook filled with dark secrets recipes like distilled moonshine and crispy deep fried tea
Rust and Handyman discover Prince Blueblood is immortal and secretly runs equestria from the shadows after a night of booze and an orgy of questionable content. They resolve to, and subsequently quest, to end his evil reign, all the while Blueblood is desperately trying to stop them with traps and plots so convoluted a bond villain would shout, "Oh come on!" With Rust and Handyman escaping with levels of convolution even Bond would yell, "God DAMN!" Along the way they will meet bond girls who thirst like a parched man in a desert, zany racial stereotypes(such as a zebra who really REALLY likes watermelon), ISIS having used the power of Allah to travel to equestrian, the ghost of Osama Bin Laden hoping to crash several dozen pegesi into Canterlot castle, a recently risen to power griffon Kim Jon Un, and much much more!
I know it's not terribly original in concept, but I figured with the creative genius packed into you and your unholy council, it wouldn't be terribly hard to make it shine.
Racism encouraged? Okay.
Fuck the people who think faggots are a good thing! And fuck faggots entirely!
What they do and believe in is disgusting and despicable. And people who approve of that are even more stupid
The Mane Six attend Bronycon and host a Q&A. Turns out that the show, which was based on a combination memoir and self-help manual cowritten by Twilight and Celestia, took a number of liberties with the source material.
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This sounds like an absolute trainwreck. This one gets my vote.
Happy belated birthday!
My ideas, they are unworthy.
Big Mac steps up to the podium to address the American people for the first time as their president.
how Rust the Batpony got his cutie mark