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Twifight Sparkill


• I'm one book short of a trashy paperback trilogy, written entirely in crayon. "Dense and vague, yet unimaginably interesting." - Regidar.

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Nov
7th
2014

Ambiguous Elements on Elm Street - by Twifight Juxtapose Bernadette Poultice. · 10:35am Nov 7th, 2014

Ours is a dripping, humid rainfall, tapping a gentle reminder upon the thatched rooftops of the uninitiated, in an ancient code belonging to a notably sacrificed political faction beyond the common recorded word - it resonates in amongst the young who've yet to reap rewards beyond simply disrupting the doldrum manifesto, enforcing regime and critical municipal decisions in the nesting minds of foals and fools alike. Every life or opinion will be heard and recognised, or die quietly.

Never are the martyrs or monsters so misconstrued than when given the barest of menial insurgent tasks, as their resolve oft belies their unnerving fanaticism - die or die trying, as long as their voices are heard with as much venomous harm as possible. It is rare to be so unnaturally attuned, requiring focus and selflessness unlike any of the masses whose trivialised tendencies revolve around the rewards of personal gain or discomfitting cowardice. There is no margin for error, be it mere hesitation or hackneyed revelation - do as you do, and succeed as ordered. Leave your mark, or die without a legacy.

There is no mercy in the war of survival! There can be no shred of evidence left owning to any opposition, as if they'd never ever existed once ravaged and burned to ash! Legacies can bring dead messages back to life, and those words must be expunged if we're not forced to constantly watch our backs! FIRE SHALL CLEANSE THE SINS OF OUR ENEMIES, AND NO RECORD OF THEIR RESISTANCE WILL REMAIN! EAT THE HISTORIES OF THE WEAK! HOWL WITH ME AND REJOICE, MY CHILDREN! VICTORY AWAITS US ALL!

Greetings, everyone. All hail the benign throbbing despot in my head, and the messy pseudo-politic it spouts for no good reason... or whatever this is all supposed to be. I don't even know any more.

Just wanted to share a few things: working on three stories, one of them being the next two chapters for Awards of the Heart, the other a follow up to Occupational Hazard and a brand new idea that might actually be hilarious. Let's see how that all goes!

Now, a featured video by hunterz263:

He's an excellent guitarist. Shouts out to Phazon, theburningone94, and all the delightfully terrible monsters within our sect. You're all beloved creatures that've wounded and wondered your poor mum.

Picture time, little ones:

Sort of looks like Twilight in my last Awards of the Heart chapter, hum.

Bonus question: "Who makes it, has no need of it. Who buys it, has no use for it. Who uses it can neither see nor feel it." What is it?

Cheers, monstres.

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Comments ( 14 )
zel

who are you?

A coffin is the usual answer. Welcome back oh glorious mistress!

Bonus question: "Who makes it, has no need of it. Who buys it, has no use for it. Who uses it can neither see nor feel it." What is it?

Is it fruitcake?
Maybe it's Gravemind?
Maybe it's a grave?
I still think it's fruitcake.

I missed you, mother

Bonus question: "Who makes it, has no need of it. Who buys it, has no use for it. Who uses it can neither see nor feel it." What is it?

Damn you, Edward Nygma.

2579471
Clearly you've never gone coffin sledding. It may be too dark to see in there, but you can definitely feel it.

Horrifying answer: Miley Cyrus.

Totally makes sense. It's coffin, however. Miley Cyrus is just the obvious choice. Points for all!

2579471

"A coffin is the usual answer. Welcome back oh glorious mistress!"

Aw! Thank you! Yes, I'm still around. Am I useful? Only Regidar knows.

:pinkiehappy:

2579236

I'm your underwear. Please burn me now. NOW.

2579601

You better have. Clean your room.

Thank you for the feature! Now I can get all the views!

...Wait a minute...

People are going to watch me play...

*hides under bed*

Nice to know you're still at it. Wish I could say the same. [insert lame real-life excuse here], you know how it is.

2579642 :rainbowhuh: Was good btw. How in the fuck many cameras did you have recording you? I gather at least 4. Unless it was takes from several attempts. Nice bed spread btw. :raritywink:

2581281

I used one camera. I just set it up in different angles and had to replay the song every time.

This is the video that inspired me to use that style. The only difference is that I already recorded the guitars before I start filming. In fact, if you pay close attention, you will notice the killswitch -- basically it turns the pickups on and off -- is in the off position (which is up). Even if I was plugged in, nothing would be recorded.

Hehe. It is a blanket I got from Target... or Wal-Mart... I cannot remember where.

I use the different angles because it is better than seeing me at the same angle, dully playing the song once. I get to put in cheap cuts in synch with the music!

"The first wisdom - abolition of self,
The second wisdom - always brew coffee before breaking fast."
--Vym Yttr, priest of ATUN

I missed you. Love ya.

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