Tagging is Magic · 9:14am Jun 2nd, 2012
Right then, Zaiker42 has in his infinite wisdom decided to tag me, so now you get to read me wittering on.
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Rules:
1. You must post the rules.
2. Each person must post 5 things about themselves in their journal.
3. Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post, and create eleven new questions for the people you tag to answer.
4. You have to choose 11 people to tag and post their icons on your journal.
5. Go to their page and tell them you have tagged them.
6. No tag backs.
7. No stuff in the tagging section about "you're tagged if you're reading this". You legitimately have to tag 11 people.
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5 Things About Me
1. I'm older than a very large number of other users on this site.
2. I still haven't watched a lot of Season 2.
3. Winter Wrap-Up is Best Song, with This Day Aria and Pinkie's singing telegram in close-running joint second place.
4. I am possibly very slightly addicted to The Lord of the Rings Online. Just a smidgen.
5. I'm rather jealous of some of you freaky darlings.
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Call: Response
1. Is Twilight Sparkle your favorite pony?
Twilight Sparkle is Best Pony.
2. If for some reason your answer to #1 was no, then who could possibly be better than Twilight?
Every other pony is also Best Pony.
3. Out of all the stories I've written, which one was your favorite?
Does Unsure count if it's not finished? (HEYoh).
4. Why is thinking of questions so damn hard?!
You have no creativity or imagination? 
5. What is your favorite shipping pairing?
Twilestia is bestia
6. Do you ever stop and wonder how you ended up on this site?
I try not to, my therapist told me I had to move forward.
7. Do you have any IRL Brony friends?
I don't have any friends full stop.
8. Why is Minecraft such a big freaking deal?
HSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
9. PS3, Xbox 360, Wii, or some sort of combination of two or more?
PC. (And a PS3. And a Wii. And Commodore 64, CDTV, SX64, CD32, Amiga 500, Amiga 1200 and 64GS.)
10. When does the narwhal bacon?
Get away from me, Reddit scum.
11. What do you honestly think of me as a person? How's my attitude, my interaction with you and others? Am I annoying, funny, stupid, etc.?
You need to be abouuuut twenty percent cooler.
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11 Unlucky People I Have To Tag
1. Ariamaki
2. AwesomeSauce57
3. Dreec
4. Professor Piggy
5. TheBandBrony
6. BubuJones
7. quillsaga
8. VGmaster78
9. Lynked
10. TheVulpineHero1
11. Donny's Boy
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11 Questions Those Unlucky People Have To Answer
1. Who is Best Pony?
2. What's your favourite piece of pony music, be it show-featured or fan-original?
3. What's the best story you've ever read on FIMFiction?
4. If your life story was being fictionalised then would you prefer it to be as a TV show, film, novel or comic book?
5. Who is worst pony?
6. What's the best dish unique to your region that you have ever tasted? Can you also make it?
7. Derpy or Ditzy?
8. It's my round, what are you having?
9. If you=pony, and pony must pony pony, then who = pony?
10. Who is Best Villain?
11. What motivates you to write? Or, if you don't write, what motivates you to read, critique and comment? Or, if you do none of these, why are you a lazy sod?
You have an Amiga still!? Mine died.
I'm all jealous now.
I miss you every day, Moonstone.
I hope bad things happen to you.
>> Tagging me.
OH U. You're quite the one.
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I do, though they don't get much use now.
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Well, you posted on my blog so I guess it's started?
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Urg...I barely know eleven people, never mind eleven people that would actually bother to do tagging journals. And I spam enough content-less blog entries anyway... :c Sorry, but I am so skipping out on this. I'll answer your questions, though.
5 Things About Me:
1) If you had to pick a word to describe me, the first word to come to mind would probably be 'small'. I stand at 5'8 and weigh in at just over/under 100 pounds, so my physical presence is not my greatest attribute.
2) Despite the above point, the SECOND word that comes to people's minds is usually 'scary'. Despite having the physique of a poplar tree, and the punching ability of a malnourished kitten, most people seem to think I'm terrifying. To the point where strangers have remarked on it in the street. Even some of my best friends admit to having been scared of me before they were introduced and realised I'm a pretty cool guy who writes stories and doesn't afraid of anything that bleeds or feels pain.
3) I can do yo-yo tricks.
4) I wear bandannas and bowler hats, and fear no fashionista.
5) One of my nicknames is Hamster. I have never really understood why this is.
1. Who is Best Pony?
Octavia's mom. Second best pony is Octavia's mom's hat. Third best is Twilight Sparkle. Fourth is Vinyl, and fifth is Rainbow of the Dash.
2. What's your favourite piece of pony music, be it show-featured or fan-original?
Not really big into the whole musical nomenclature, but favourite MLP fan vid would probably be The Legend Of Pony: Navi Pie. Hey listen, indeed...(but would it be Hay Listen instead?)
3. What's the best story you've ever read on FIMFiction?
I read so very infrequently....;.; Lessee, Green, Twice Shy, Where You Can't Follow, Where The Earth Meets The Sky, all are good. Oh, and I nominate Life Gives You Apples for best drabble collection I've read, since I've only seen one other one and I wrote that too.
4. If your life story was being fictionalised then would you prefer it to be as a TV show, film, novel or comic book?
Who the hell would want to fictionalise my life? I spend vast periods of it hunched over a computer muttering to myself. Mind you, that could probably be skipped over in a couple pages of dialogue, so novel for me.
5. Who is worst pony?
Rarity. Goddamn it, she has so many bitch points.
6. What's the best dish unique to your region that you have ever tasted? Can you also make it?
I hail from Britain. We try to avoid eating ingesting local cuisine. Not for nothing is our national dish curry nowadays. I think the local delicacy where I live is some sort of meat pie? I've never even seen one. We're well known for our brand of cheese, though.
7. Derpy or Ditzy?
Derpy, simply because that's the name that appears when you mouseover the character portrait when submitting the story. Also, because every time I hear 'Doo' I'm always like, 'Raggy, have you got any Scooby Snacks?'
8. It's my round, what are you having?
Real men drink milk.
9. If you=pony, and pony must pony pony, then who = pony?
Verb.
10. Who is Best Villain?
Rarity. Oh, wait, she's not evil. Yet. Actually, I think Spike was best villain in his brief period of being ridiculously greedy. Seeing a snarky and intelligent character like his Spikeness devolve into a mindless, roaring beast made me sad inside.
11. What motivates you to write? Or, if you don't write, what motivates you to read, critique and comment? Or, if you do none of these, why are you a lazy sod?
Boredom, mostly. I'm nocturnal and need something to do at night. I read all my books, and going out at one in the morning for a casual stroll is just asking to have a knife pulled on you. It's a very inexpensive habit, and has the benefit of exercising my ailing English skills.
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Ooooooh burn, you sure showed me.
149125 Lovin' this argument. I'm just gonna sit here and watch. Maybe use that 'burn' to make some popcorn. Oh wait...