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The one, the only, TheBandBrony

thebandbrony
User ID: 6,715
Registered: 24th Dec 2011
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OC art by the fabulous Killjoy.

Prose before hoes.

My interview for the Pony Fiction Vault.

My super awesome blues band.

Words, not necessarily about horses

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....your move?

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#479309 · 5w, 2d ago · · ·
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...if you're gonna spam my wall, can you at least be a dear and shamelessly promote me to your fans/lovingly comment on my stories/watch me?

Plz? I'll love you forever :pinkiehappy:

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>>478476

Challenge accepted.

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>>477981 When you ride into Chicago wearing nothing but your pride and a single purple scarf on a golden mountain lion with wings and a voice that sings the hymns of Ella Fitzgerald to a two-step waltz, of course.

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Bandy, I'm gonna get some sleep and then take a look at that neat thingy you and Preto have recorded, kay?

Also, when the hell will we finally have hawt buttseks?

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Crime · 4:35am

Weekend violence leaves 9 dead, 47 shot

I try to be an optimist. I really do.

The Chicago Tribune reports a trail of blood remained in a Northwest Side alley and on the bumper of a car, left behind from 16-year-old Kevin Rivera as he unsuccessfully attempted to outrun a gunman on a bicycle.

But Christ, how do you put a positive spin on that? He tried to escape the guy shooting at him on a bicycle.

Crime's been down something like thirty four percent this year, and then you get punched in the gut by something like this.

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The Ones with a capital "O"

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[Comedy]
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[Comedy] [Slice of Life]
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[Sad]
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The Ones, part Two

[Comedy] [Slice of Life]
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[Sad] [Slice of Life]
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[Random]
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[Slice of Life]
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The Ones, part Three

[Dark]
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[Tragedy]
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[Slice of Life]
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[Romance] [Slice of Life]
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[Sad]
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[Dark]
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