Crime · 4:35am
Weekend violence leaves 9 dead, 47 shot
I try to be an optimist. I really do.
The Chicago Tribune reports a trail of blood remained in a Northwest Side alley and on the bumper of a car, left behind from 16-year-old Kevin Rivera as he unsuccessfully attempted to outrun a gunman on a bicycle.
But Christ, how do you put a positive spin on that? He tried to escape the guy shooting at him on a bicycle.
Crime's been down something like thirty four percent this year, and then you get punched in the gut by something like this.




















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....your move?
>>479309 Eh.
...if you're gonna spam my wall, can you at least be a dear and shamelessly promote me to your fans/lovingly comment on my stories/watch me?
Plz? I'll love you forever
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Challenge accepted.
>>477981 When you ride into Chicago wearing nothing but your pride and a single purple scarf on a golden mountain lion with wings and a voice that sings the hymns of Ella Fitzgerald to a two-step waltz, of course.
Bandy, I'm gonna get some sleep and then take a look at that neat thingy you and Preto have recorded, kay?
Also, when the hell will we finally have hawt buttseks?