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Einhander


Just an old school hybrid spaceship/pony writing some stories.

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  • 500 weeks
    Crossroads (Commissions?)

    Hi there.

    You may have noticed the pile of unfinished stories.

    I don't want to put any on hiatus (although, to be honest, I wouldn't hold your breath on The Cells) but I'm having major trouble continuing them to a point where I'm happy. So I (we?) have a problem.

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  • 504 weeks
    It's my Birthday, so AMA*

    32 is pretty old to be writing on a pony website, but there you have it. I used to watch that old clip of the Ramones playing 'Happy Birthday', now I watch this.

    So, if you have questions,* I will answer them. I have an office day.

    And remember, kids....

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  • 509 weeks
    And it's up!

    Cranky Doodle Donkey's Bad Asssssss Day

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  • 509 weeks
    Ever been in a race with yourself?

    The EqD Outside/Insight Contest ends at midnight.

    6k done. About 1.5k to go. Ending in sight.

    Still, have to submit by 11:59 CST.

    No pressure, right?

    Encouraging words and/or drunken taunts appreciated, pony peanut gallery.

    (Special thanks to Dash the Stampede for helping me edit as I go along.)

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  • 510 weeks
    New Sexy Collab Story Drops tomorrow

    EDIT: When I say a 'Sexy' Collab, I mean it's a Sexy combination of troublemakers talents. This is a Teen story. You can un-hide your wives and your kids.

    Get Ready.

    This guy:

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Jun
1st
2014

So, where have you been? · 4:56pm Jun 1st, 2014

You're living in the past, Fimfic. Stop living in the past. This is all that matters:

Oh, and this.

All new Adorkable. That word count will be a little higher, and going to the editors today.

"You're Twilight Sparkle, right?"

She blinked, and put her hoof to her chin. "Yes," she said after a too long pause, . "But I might be out."

The blue stallion squinted. "But you're here."

"True, but." She waved her hoof around the side of her head, "I might be out... You know, here." She nodded her head for emphasis. "Out."

He turned his head to his left and right, as if looking for a pony in the bushes with a camera. Seeing none, he slowly back to Twilight. "...of your mind?"

An overly-chipper giggle escaped her throat. "It's a distinct possibility!"

The blue stallion applied his own hoof to his face. "But you ARE Twilight Sparkle, THE Twilight Sparkle, town librarian, savior of Equestria, tamer of dragons, all around smart pony, yes?"

"Spike was just a baby when I- hey." She hesitated, refocusing her eyes and actually looking at the stallion before her. "You look familiar..."

"I'm Blue Bonnet. I tried to a deliver a package to you." His words were strained, forced politeness through gritted teeth. "You kicked me out of your house."

Twilight frowned as her haze of romantic navel-gazing evaporated. She sent a gentle request to her memory banks, who came back with nothing. “I think I would have remembered that, Mr. Bonnet.”

"No, that happened. There was a white unicorn who screamed at me?" She blinked. He prodded further. "It involved a lot of trampolines? Seriously, this was, like, 24 hours ago. Oh, and there was also a pink earth pony, a little older, I think and—"

"She's not pink, she's mulberry!" Twilight snapped. "And she's not old!"

He leaned back from her outburst, and she gasped and put a hoof to her mouth. Where did that come from?

And suddenly her memory banks slinked back with an apologetic, hastily written note: Oh, right, you mean THAT pony we kicked out of the house, the BLUE pony, oh yes. That definitely happened.

Cheerilight lives.

(and I do too).

(I don't intend to have another six month delay in posts. Life got crazy, author got burned out, other things, George Clooney visited, blah blah. )

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Comments ( 7 )

Where have I been? watching over you each night.
As a friendly type of thing, of course.

Like Scooter does for his friends.

Friendly-like.

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Cadence has been here too. She works the crystal ball, and I run observation.
You make funny noises in your sleep.

It's all for your own good.



(we need more emoticons, such as of the princesses, on this site)

SQUEE!!!!! :pinkiehappy:

I'm doing everything in my power not to read that spoiler snippet, though.

MY BODY IS READY.

The George Clooney thing happens all the time. I think he just really really likes to watch people write pony fiction... :facehoof:

Here's hoping that the Dash/Fluttershy issues get addressed, I'm still a little ticked at 'Shy for her actions last chapter.

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