50 questions? 50 questions!

WARNING: I don't know who started this particular copypasta of 50 questions, I took it from a blog post by Garbo802 (Link: https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/313472/-) and apparently he's not the “inventor”, if you're the one who started it please tell me so I can credit you.

1. What's your favorite candle scent?
Cannabis :P Okay, none actually.

2. What female celebrity do you wish was your sister?
None... I can only think of which one I'd want to be my lover.

3. What male celebrity do you wish was your brother?
David Lynch.

4. How old do you think you'll be when you get married?
Dead.

5. Do you know a hoarder?
Sort of, I've never seen him but my dad knows him and he wants to make sure he never sees me.

6. Can you do a split?
Nope.

7. How old were you when you learned how to ride a bike?
I don't remember... but I know I have pretty much unlearned :(

8. How many oceans have you swam in?
None, but I have swam in the Mediterranean Sea and in the Adriatic Sea.

9. How many countries have you been to?
Italy (my land in case it's not too obvious), U.S.A., England, Spain, Greece, Tunisia, Belgium, Ireland, San Marino, Austria, the Vatican and Germany.

10. Is anyone in your family in the army?
My dad had to do the training because conscription was mandatory back then, he hated it and he's really glad it's not compulsory anymore.

11. What would you name your daughter if you had one?
My Worst Mistake.

12. What would you name your son if you had one?
See above.

13. What's the worst grade you got on a test?
In my country high school grades go from 1 to 10, I got a 3 in psychology once... I loved the subject, but my teacher was a humanoid turd who should only put herself on fire.

14. What was your favorite TV show when you were a child?
Looney Tunes. I still love it.

15. What did you dress up as on Halloween when you were eight?
I've NEVER dressed up in my whole life! And I'm bloody proud of that!

16. Have you read any of the Harry Potter, Hunger Games or Twilight series?
Harry Potter books from 1 to 5, none of the others.

17. Would you rather have an American accent or a British accent?
American.

18. Did your mother go to college?
Yes, she has a degree in philosophy.

19. Are your grandparents still married?
My grandpa's dead, he remained married with my grandma until the end.

20. Have you ever taken karate lessons?
No.

21. Do you know who Kermit the frog is?
Do you really think I'm THAT stupid?! I'm offended!

22. What's the first amusement park you've been to?
Gardaland.

23. What language, besides your native language, would you like to be fluent in?
Japanese.

24. Do you spell the color as grey or gray?
Makes no difference to me.

25. Is your father bald?
No, he still has all of his hair. U jelly? :P

26. Do you know triplets?
No.

27. Do you prefer Titanic or The Notebook?
Haven't seen either.

28. Have you ever had Indian food?
Yeah, I love it.

29. What's the name of your favorite restaurant?
I'm undecided...

30. Have you ever been to Olive Garden?
No.

31. Do you belong to any warehouse stores (Cosco, BJ's, etc.)?
I don't think so...

32. What would your parents have named you if you were the opposite gender?
I dunno, maybe Barbara since it's my younger sister's name.

33. If you have a nickname, what is it?
Andre. Because my name is Andrea. Yeah, laugh out loud if you really have to, but know that it's a male name here in Italy.

34. Who's your favorite person in the world?
I'm too misanthropic to choose one.

35. Would you rather live in a rural area or in the suburbs?
Maybe in a rural area, but only as long as I can reach stores and other useful places by foot.

36. Can you whistle?
Kind of...

37. Do you sleep with a nightlight?
I need absolute darkness to get some sleep.

38. Do you eat breakfast every morning?
Yes.

39. Do you take any pills or medication daily?
Fluoxetine, AKA Prozac... yay?

40. What medical conditions do you have?
Schizotypal personality disorder, Hyperacusis, a terrible phobia of the Robotic Reveal trope, a little insomnia and chronic laziness.

41. How many times have you been to the hospital?
I don't know exactly how many times... I've been there once or twice as a child because of some accidents and in high school I broke my right pinky finger.

42. Have you ever seen Finding Nemo?
Some parts, never the entire movie.

43. Where do you buy your jeans?
Wherever I find good and cheap ones.

44. What's the last compliment you got?
That I'm smart.

45. Do you usually remember your dreams in the morning?
Yes, and every time I wish they would never end.

46. What flavor tea do you enjoy?
Earl Grey.

47. How many pairs of shoes do you currently own?
Three I think... I don't care very much.

48. What religion will you raise your children to practice?
For starters I don't want to have any children, and even if I had them I'd just let them decide by themselves.

49. How old were you when you found out that Santa wasn't real?
Wait, HE'S NOT REAL?! D:
Heh, just kidding, I don't remember.

50. Why do you have a Fimficton account?
To save my favorite stories, keep up with the most interesting groups and maybe publish something in the future...