So, about the newest Discord episode, "Three's a crowd"... · 4:29pm Jan 25th, 2014
... IT SUCKS MONKEY B***S IT'S A PIECE OF MOTHERF***ING S**T I F***ING HATE IT...
*Swallows a tranquilizer*
Okay... seriously, it's so bad it made me punch myself in the head until it hurt like Hell. Why? For 4 reasons:
1) It actually made me hate Discord, and that's saying a lot since he used to be one of my favorite characters, yeah he's kinda supposed to be hated, but in the "Lol what an amazing troll" kind of way, NOT in the "please die in the most atrocious agony" kind of way! He was so annoying and so mean and I just wanted to see him swallow a razor blade!
2) It made the protagonists look like freaking idiots. Screw it, it's now official, they ARE idiots! It was SO! FREAKING! OBVIOUS! that Discord was screwing with them, besides his demands were unreasonable anyway so they could just have some pride, be superior to him and not letting him take advantage of them, but NO! They acted like his effing slaves the whole time!
3) The so highly anticipated Discord song is... sigh... AWWWFUUUL!!! Okay, he's the spirit of disharmony so I guess the song was supposed to be kind of, um, "untidy", but that doesn't change the fact that it was painful for my ears and the result kinda makes me think they used this possible reason to make it the way it turned out just so they had a justification for not even trying to make it decent!
4) The moral was stupid and shoehorned.
Who wrote this crap again? *checks out wikipedia*
Meghan McCarthy and Ed Valentine
Knowing Meghan I guess Ed is to blame, after all he's the one who wrote the other terrible S4 episode, "Flight to the finish". You know, that infuriating bulls**t where Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon confirm that they are evil demons with no redeeming qualities and get a totally insufficient punishment?
Dear Ed, I have a message for you (which is directed at Meghan too if she really wrote a big part of the episode):
Good lord... MLP: FiM is no longer a source of joy for me lately, every time there is something about it that makes me wanna slit my wrists!
Well, what can I say? These are my opinions, my apologies if I offended anyone, guess now I can only conclude this blog with a song that kinda fits my current mood, peace out.
Don't worry bro, Valentine'll get his eventually, it's the *cue music* Rules of Nature.