. · 11:39pm Apr 21st, 2014
1. What's your favorite candle scent?
Fuck candles
2. What female celebrity do you wish was your sister?
Dumb question. It should be which female celebrity is hottest. That's Mila Kunis
3. What male celebrity do you wish was your brother?
Also dumb.
4. How old do you think you'll be when you get married?
Somewhere in my late twenties
5. Do you know a hoarder?
No
6. Can you do a split?
No.
7. How old were you when you learned how to ride a bike?
About 7, got it on my first try without my parents holding it and pretending to let go. I really knew how to live on the edge
8. How many oceans have you swam in?
Just the Atlantic
9. How many countries have you been to?
The U.S., Spain, Portugal, and France (though only the airport). Canada doesn't count because Vermont is basically Canada.
10. Is anyone in your family in the army?
My Grandfather was.
11. What would you name your daughter if you had one?
Sharon is a nice name. And one of the best characters in Battlstar Galactica. Might even make the middle name Athena.
12. What would you name your son if you had one?
Craig Davenport Gordon. 'Nuff said.
13. What's the worst grade you got on a test?
I got exactly a 50 on my AP Chemistry midterm this year. It's been a while since I've gotten worse.
14. What was your favorite TV show when you were a child?
A toss up between Star Blazers and Spongebob Squarepants
15. What did you dress up as on Halloween when you were eight?
Harry Potter, methinks.
16. Have you read any of the Harry Potter, Hunger Games or Twilight series?
Lol, I actually answered 15 before i looked at this one. Nice coincidence. Anyhoo, yes on the first two.
17. Would you rather have an American accent or a British accent?
Neither. I'd rather be a scotsman, laddie.
18. Did your mother go to college?
Yeah.
19. Are your grandparents still married?
Both of my grandfathers are dead
20. Have you ever taken karate lessons?
Tae-kwon-do, which is better than karate.
21. Do you know who Kermit the frog is?
Duh
22. What's the first amusement park you've been to?
Santa's Village in New Hampshire
23. What language, besides your native language, would you like to be fluent in?
French, mais je peux parler bien. Je ne parle pas encore couramment encore.
24. Do you spell the color as grey or gray?
'e' all the way
25. Is your father bald?
Getting there
26. Do you know triplets?
No
27. Do you prefer Titanic or The Notebook?
Titanic has Kate Winslet nude. 'Nuff said.
28. Have you ever had Indian food?
No, I don't typically take part in purposeful digestive terrorism
29. What's the name of your favorite restaurant?
Not telling because it's only a local place.
30. Have you ever been to Olive Garden?
Yeah.
31. Do you belong to any warehouse stores (Cosco, BJ's, etc.)?
We don't have those up in good ol' Vermont
32. What would your parents have named you if you were the opposite gender?
No clue. They never said.
33. If you have a nickname, what is it?
Garbo. That's what my track buddies call me, and pretty much my whole school nowadays.
34. Who's your favorite person in the world?
I'll stick to famous people: Andrew W.K. is my role model
35. Would you rather live in a rural area or in the suburbs?
Whatever Vermont is
36. Can you whistle?
Yes.
37. Do you sleep with a nightlight?
I sleep with the windows open and there's a streetlight in front of my house. Does that count?
38. Do you eat breakfast every morning?
Yes, and lots of it.
39. Do you take any pills or medication daily?
Huge dose of Concerta
40. What medical conditions do you have?
ADHD, Spheksophobia (fear of wasps), Allergy to Penicillin,
41. How many times have you been to the hospital?
Once. I had a fever of over 104 F
42. Have you ever seen Finding Nemo?
Yeah.
43. Where do you buy your jeans?
Screw jeans. I wear corduroys
44. What's the last compliment you got?
That I'm cute (from my mom)
45. Do you usually remember your dreams in the morning?
Most of them. I can also kind of lucid dream sometimes, and I always remember those.
46. What flavor tea do you enjoy?
Arizona Iced
47. How many pairs of shoes do you currently own?
At least 10. I'm a runner and I keep my old shoes.
48. What religion will you raise your children to practice?
Raising your children in a particular religious is amoral. I will raise them to consider every religion seriously and find the one that they find the most truthful. I'll be happy for them as long as they don't go hardcore atheist or hardcore christian. Both of those groups suck ass.
49. How old were you when you found out that Santa wasn't real?
Like 10 or some shit.
50. Why do you have a Fimficton account?
To proofread, to write, and to keep in contact with my lover Iceboxfroggie.
hue
Finally a list of 50 questions I actually felt like answering myself!
Here are my answers if you're interested: https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/314135/50-questions-50-questions