• EAsylum
    When Twilight Sparkle went to bed, she had friends she loved and a life she enjoyed. But she awoke to hospital gowns and padded restraints. And the doctors, they keep telling her that she is sick and none of it was real. They’re lying, right?
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Feb
14th
2014

Asylum has its own Full Life Consequences now! · 3:36am Feb 14th, 2014

For those of you who don't get the reference, watch this: Half life: Full Life Consequences

An animation of a dramatic reading of a terrible Half-Life fanfiction. And it is amazing.

Now, gentlemen, I give you...

Twilight understood that the asylum is a fake reality. she needs to break the evil spell that fell on her best friends and free all the other ponies from it before she could win over the dark thing that is eating Equestria. how would she handle it? how would she BREAKOUT from the ASYLUM?

It too is amazing. I have to say, I laughed like a fiend reading this. I'm a big fan of MST3K, so perhaps it's just my odd sense of humor, but this pleased me to no end. I hope you can find it in your heart to love this little fic as well.

-Derek (aka DoD)

PS: Anyone who reads it all the way through and says so here gets an internet cookie!

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Comments ( 10 )

Well, I read it. It's sure... something.

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Yes, it surely is. And holy hell do I want more. It's like Manos or Plan 9. It's just... I can't stop looking at it.

Dumper cracks me up every single time!

1832102 Written with your permission?

And is it so hilariously bad it's good?

1832131

Pretty much. I enjoy this like I enjoy Gamera movies.

It was beautiful

I gouged my eyes out from the sheer beauty. They were not worthy.

Full Life Consequences was one of the most hilarious things I'd ever read. I approve of this reference.

Man, I feel kinda bad for laughing at this, actually. :fluttershysad:

:rainbowlaugh: Oh my god this is priceless

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I know what you mean, its akin to poking fun at the slightly slow kid on the play ground; to inept to comprehend that they are the but-end of their peers jibes and snickers.
But then I think of this

she even had an idea! "First I need to remove this dumper off my horn, ammm I wander" she thought as she licked her hoof and touched the magic covered locks, as she expected the magic dissapered but much to her suprize she also heard a few faint metallic clicks.

"What the?" She uttered as she felt the dumper grip lossen around her horn. she raised her hoofs to remove the dumper and it slid right off!!.

"I be shocked" she said as the dumper was in her forelegs and off her horn, it was heavier then she imagined and it fell to the floor with a load ringing sound.

:facehoof:

Hey I don't know if you care but I found this

and the updated

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