Worst Superbowl Ever · 3:22am Feb 3rd, 2014
God, Denver what the hell is your problem? You make it all the way and then fuck up THAT bad? I mean Christ, I woulda been okay if we had lost by only a little bit, or even two touchdowns, but 43-8? Good lord.
Oh, and don't get me started on all the penalties that should've been called on Seattle but weren't. Not that it would've made much difference, and we still would've lost, but that was the most one-sided officiating I've ever seen in any game, period, let alone a Superbowl.
Oh, and they bring out RHCP and they only sing ONE song. And not even their best one.
Even the commercials sucked. Remember the good ol' days when all a car commercial was just a "professional driver" driving in a "closed course" in the desert with a narrator telling us how awesome of mileage it got? Yeah, now it all has to be about American engineering or resilience or the Quality of Life or whatever high-concept bullshit. Maybe they were appealing to all the stoners who were watching.
But anyway, I need a new team to root for, any ideas?
Houston Texans. Do it, faggot.
Fixed? Honestly that seemed a little one sided, especially with what happened right off the bat.
1790524 I seem to remember hearing great things about them a season or two ago, and then they just kinda fell off the map of teams everyone was talking about.
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Yeah, they really, really sucked this season.
Well you could always join me in "rooting" for the Lions. We even have our own cheer!
1790534 The best thing about rooting for the Lions is that you can never have your expectations lowered.
1790540 It's true!
sounds like someone's bitter because best team won
1790553 I'm more upset at Denver, because I've been watching them all season and never once have they sucked this bad. They've never even sucked this bad when they've played the Seahawks in the regular season.
1790553 i bet u only liek seattle because thats wer kurt kobain killed himself
But seriously though, the Broncos played half-assed out there, but I can agree the "missed" penalties were BULLSHIT.
1790576 Kinda hard to feel bad for widdle Shewman and his bwoken ankwe when he got it by blatantly interfering with a pass and it wasn't called. Denver had one or two penalties that I noticed weren't called, but they were for offsides, nothing major like pass interference. The Seahawks had almost a dozen, and they were all pretty blatantly obvious to any referees not from the greater Seattle area.
That was just abysmal! What the hell? How did you throw those interceptions?!
That was a Pooperbowl, not a Superbowl.
Reminds me of the Seahawk's epic fail the last Super Bowl they were in.
You can always root for the Pats! One of the most hated teams in the NFL.
It could have been worse.
The Broncos could have had their asses kicked by the 49ers again just like they did in the most lopsided Super Bowl in history
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Bowl_XXIV
Join us in the glorious Cult of Green Bay. We have silly hats and Aaron Rodgers.
root for the Browns
I don't like sports.
Yeah, it sucked. But on the bright side, Bruno Mars was pretty chill. RCHP was disappointing, partially because they didn't have the right song like you said an partially because they underachieved big time. (and thrashed around way too much to play well). They're way better than that.
Also, the power stayed on. That's a plus.
Well, you could root for the Seahawks.
Try hockey. At least then your overpaid millionaire team occasionally get into fist fights and knocks one another's teeth out.
American football is rubbish.
I am, and always will be, a 49ers fan. Ever since I was just a small kid. I was really hoping the Broncos would have killed off the Seahawks, but oh well. There's always next time.
1790697 I actually really dig Green Bay, and usually root for them in whatever game I watch when they're playing.
I don't like the donkey's anyway.
Noo offence to those people who like them, *cough* HA GAY!
1790800HELL YEAH, HOCKEY!!!
(or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, you could root for the Dallas Cowboys, which is an even bigger practice in tomfoolery and general stupidity than even the Broncos could possibly muster)
How about the Indianapolis Polomares, named after the team's founder, 'kay?
Cassandra was assistant coach for the Broncos, but John Fox said "I'm going to ignore your advice, I don't trust you." Hopefully he learned his lesson.