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Where Are All the Sorcerers in MLP?

Some of you might be tempted to answer this question, “There’s tons of sorcerers in MLP! Look at Sunset Shimmer and Starlight Glimmer, for instance. They are (were) evil and they use powerful magic.”
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291 weeks
The Bowsette Controversy

Not since Donald Trump has a singular figure polarized so many people against each other. Thank god she (he?) isn't real, or else the poor thing would receive death threats. I'm of course speaking of Bowsette, the Bowser-Peach hybrid which somehow exists. She's come to kidnap herself.
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292 weeks
My New Story: The Glimmer Dilemma

Recently, I published a new story: The Glimmer Dilemma. It’s been in development hell for over a year now, but I finally got the story where I wanted it!
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293 weeks
Elon Musk, The Simulation, and Certainty

Before I begin, well-known writer Estee is having some major trouble and is asking for help. I don't know this person but some of you probably do. Let's see if we can't get a thousand points of FimFic light together.
Now on to the blog!
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295 weeks
New Miracle Medication: Russiadiditol!

“I’m having a terrible day. Somebody broke into my house last night and they drank all the vodka! They replaced every app on my phone with Tetris, and every song in my library with Tchaikovsky! Worst of all, they exposed my carelessness because I didn’t lock my door. What do I do? Who can I blame this on?^TM”
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Over 20,000 story views! And happy new year! · 12:54am Jan 1st, 2014

Wow, thank you guys so much for viewing my stuff 20,000 times! As a celebration, I will be releasing a new story sometime in 2014. Oh, and happy new year!

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