• Member Since 14th Apr, 2013
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Einhander


Just an old school hybrid spaceship/pony writing some stories.

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  • 498 weeks
    Crossroads (Commissions?)

    Hi there.

    You may have noticed the pile of unfinished stories.

    I don't want to put any on hiatus (although, to be honest, I wouldn't hold your breath on The Cells) but I'm having major trouble continuing them to a point where I'm happy. So I (we?) have a problem.

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  • 502 weeks
    It's my Birthday, so AMA*

    32 is pretty old to be writing on a pony website, but there you have it. I used to watch that old clip of the Ramones playing 'Happy Birthday', now I watch this.

    So, if you have questions,* I will answer them. I have an office day.

    And remember, kids....

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    21 comments · 650 views
  • 508 weeks
    And it's up!

    Cranky Doodle Donkey's Bad Asssssss Day

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    0 comments · 547 views
  • 508 weeks
    Ever been in a race with yourself?

    The EqD Outside/Insight Contest ends at midnight.

    6k done. About 1.5k to go. Ending in sight.

    Still, have to submit by 11:59 CST.

    No pressure, right?

    Encouraging words and/or drunken taunts appreciated, pony peanut gallery.

    (Special thanks to Dash the Stampede for helping me edit as I go along.)

    7 comments · 557 views
  • 509 weeks
    New Sexy Collab Story Drops tomorrow

    EDIT: When I say a 'Sexy' Collab, I mean it's a Sexy combination of troublemakers talents. This is a Teen story. You can un-hide your wives and your kids.

    Get Ready.

    This guy:

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    9 comments · 708 views
Dec
3rd
2013

Cola Bubble Gum has a new story. · 12:49am Dec 3rd, 2013

It's like this, but with ponies.

Yeah. It's that good.

The Apple's Ransom. Go there now.

(I've tagged everyone involved with Faster because if you liked Faster, she's a big reason Faster is Faster and is helping me structure the sequels).

Report Einhander · 261 views · Story: Faster ·
Comments ( 6 )

I think you should quit with the puns while you're ahead. We don't want another repeat of the garage garbage incident. :trollestia:

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WHO ARE YOU

YOU KNOW TOO MUCH

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

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The answer is simpler than you think...

Just because there are three active members of a particular chat does not mean there are only three members. I was an observer.

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No more tears Ein, I'm a good friend of Flint's. I couldn't get a word in edgewise while cosmic was yapping the whole time.

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