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MisterMoniker


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  • 437 weeks
    Wow

    Who keeps reading Ponyville 911? I just read through it again.

    Guys, it's awful. I love you.

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  • 532 weeks
    200 WHAT NOW DOUBLE-UNFSTRAVAGANZA

    So Feo Takahari just so happens to have made the curious mistake of following me. Even curiouser is the niggling little fact that that has somehow placed me at 200 followers.

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    17 comments · 605 views
  • 542 weeks
    IT'S HAPPENING

    Hey, guys. You may have noticed that I simply haven't been online in the past couple of days. You could state with some degree of certainty that I hadn't even bothered trying to log on. You'd be right.

    BECAUSE I WAS PLANEHOPPING ALL THE WAY BACK TO GOOD OLD AMERICAN SOIL, FUCKMOTHERERS.

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  • 548 weeks
    WL Chapter 2 And Other Stuff

    Yup. Chapter two of Welcome, Listeners is live. By the way, if there's anything specific from the Night Vale universe that people want to see make an appearance, let me know in the comments. We'll see about making it sufficiently pony for the fic itself. So: where exactly is Sea Silt leading the good village of

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  • 548 weeks
    Fic Promotion: TGIF 2: TGIHARDER

    Look here, you little shits. There is a big, brave world out there of quality fiction that you all need to go explore for yourselves. Don't let anyone tell you what to like! Don't let the man decide what you should be reading!

    On that note, you guys need to go check out Source by Hierophant.

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Sep
1st
2013

NaPoWriMo And Other Swell Stuff · 2:45pm Sep 1st, 2013

If you haven't already noticed, the glorious month of NaPoWriMo is upon us. What does that mean for you, kind strangers?

It means I'm gonna be writing a fuckton this month. One metric fuckton. A fuckton somewhere in the 50k-word territory. Hopefully.

First up on the list for release is Daring Do and the Rainbow Rendezvous, which should have been done already. Unfortunately I've been swimming in missions over the past couple of days and haven't had any time to write - or sleep - so bear with me. It'll be out in a day or two. My weak, fleshy body just needs a few hours of rest before unleashing this crime scene of a metafic on you.

Next up is An Afternoon Delight, which has been sitting around unfinished for way too long. If you like Smooze, or biblical parody, or schadenfreude in general, I recommend it.

For the rest of the month I'm going to be working on pumping out new updates to Perchance to Dream. It's high time I kicked this story into the next gear. I know I said chapter 5 was gonna be out this weekend, and it should have been, but...sleep. I've gotta put some more work into future chapters of Pippin' Ain't Easy, as well. If Rust comes back and I don't have any new content for him, he'll beat me again.

Oh, one other thing. Some douchebag suggested I write a parody self-insert wish fulfillment HiE fic featuring myself and a host of much more popular members of the site. We discussed the idea and came to the conclusion that there would be pimp-slapping and poneponi bitches aplenty. I really have mixed feelings about writing something like this. What do you guys think?

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Comments ( 11 )

And they shall both be a sight to see, indeed.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Yes. Just yes.

I just submitted the first chapter of the story I'm going to do for NaPoWriMo month.

Yay! :yay:

If you think you can avoid making your inserted self a Gary Stu (or Mary Sue, if that's your fulfilled wish), then go for it. Self-inserts aren't necessarily bad, they just tend to be unbalanced in terms of the thought put into the characters.

1321519
Nicely done. :ajsmug:

1321544
Oh, that defeats the purpose of writing it in the first place. Every character will be a Gary Stu. Except one dude. He'll be a chick.

D48

Well, the Rainbow/Daring Do fic sounds interesting, but I have no interest in the HiE parody because we get too many bad HiEs as is so the parody will probably wind up feeling like just another bad story.

1321978
Yeah, you're right. I think I'm just gonna shitcan it for now, at least until I have an opportunity to get really drunk and make really bad decisions again.

D48

1322662 That sounds like a good plan to me. :scootangel:

I always end up responding to these things too damn late. Balls.

Next up is An Afternoon Delight, which has been sitting around unfinished for way too long. If you like Smooze, or biblical parody, or schadenfreude in general, I recommend it.

It's happening then, good. I approve of all comedy at the Bible's expense.

Oh, one other thing. Some douchebag suggested I write a parody self-insert wish fulfillment HiE fic featuring myself and a host of much more popular members of the site. We discussed the idea and came to the conclusion that there would be pimp-slapping and poneponi bitches aplenty. I really have mixed feelings about writing something like this. What do you guys think?

Well, looks like I'm gonna have to be that guy. Honestly it sounds like you're approaching troll fic territory. If there is one thing this site does NOT need more of, its those. It's not really to do with me disliking troll fics, they have their place, reading them with friends can be a ton of fun. It's that I feel your strength is in wit and comedy. Reading a bit of Ponyville 911 and all of Pippin' ain't Easy confirms this. Not that you couldn't do one, and liquid courage always helps.

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You're right. I'm tabling that one for now.

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