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CartsBeforeHorses

Put the cart before the horse, mix things up, and look at them in a different way.

CartsBeforeHorses Joined 26th Dec, 2012 · Offline

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  • 288 weeks
    Where Are All the Sorcerers in MLP?

    Some of you might be tempted to answer this question, “There’s tons of sorcerers in MLP! Look at Sunset Shimmer and Starlight Glimmer, for instance. They are (were) evil and they use powerful magic.”

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    4 comments · 881 views

  • 297 weeks
    The Bowsette Controversy

    Not since Donald Trump has a singular figure polarized so many people against each other. Thank god she (he?) isn't real, or else the poor thing would receive death threats. I'm of course speaking of Bowsette, the Bowser-Peach hybrid which somehow exists. She's come to kidnap herself.

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    17 comments · 933 views

  • 298 weeks
    My New Story: The Glimmer Dilemma

    Recently, I published a new story: The Glimmer Dilemma. It’s been in development hell for over a year now, but I finally got the story where I wanted it!

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    1 comments · 634 views

  • 299 weeks
    Elon Musk, The Simulation, and Certainty

    Before I begin, well-known writer Estee is having some major trouble and is asking for help. I don't know this person but some of you probably do. Let's see if we can't get a thousand points of FimFic light together.

    Now on to the blog!

    MANIC MUSK ON MARIJUANA

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    4 comments · 684 views

  • 301 weeks
    New Miracle Medication: Russiadiditol!

    “I’m having a terrible day. Somebody broke into my house last night and they drank all the vodka! They replaced every app on my phone with Tetris, and every song in my library with Tchaikovsky! Worst of all, they exposed my carelessness because I didn’t lock my door. What do I do? Who can I blame this on?TM”

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    13 comments · 474 views
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Thanks for 2,000 Story Views! · 8:51am Jul 11th, 2013

Hello Fimfiction and Followers,

Thanks for 2,000 story views! Here's to 2,000 more!

-CartsBeforeHorses

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