Commissions re-opened: now with pre-reading option! · 8:37pm Jun 24th, 2013
So, like it says, I've re-opened commissions, because occasionally I need pressure put on me before I'll write anything. To summarize the old options:
Stories: $10/thousand words, based on estimated length. If I go over, you don't pay a cent extra. I will write almost anything that isn't pornographic. Examples of commissioned stories: "Get Thyselves a Room" for Shortskirtsandexplosions and "Idbow Dash" for Blacksnowyowl.
Reviews: $2/thousand words read. You'll get a detailed notation of noted grammatical errors/style weak spots, as well as a recording that's my live reactions to your story. These recordings have been noted by many in the past as invaluable to gauging reader response, as my mumblings occur as I read and not after the fact.
And now, I'm adding a new option: mock pre-reading. Interested in getting on EqD but are worried what pre-readers will say? Let me apply my experience as one of the most prolific pre-readers to give your story a quick once-over. For only a dollar, I'll skim your story and give you areas most EqD pre-readers will likely call you on, giving you an idea what to work on. For an example of this in action, see here.
I take Paypal for all of these options. Send me a PM or email me at vimbert@derpymail.com or experiencefromdisinterest@gmail.com to discuss specifics.
I'd honestly be interested in a review/spellcheck type of deal on a fic I've yet to submit to FiMFic, as well as someone to help me get a good direction on the story. The big picture is hazy, as one would say, for I cannot see the forest through the trees.
I'm not even done with the first chapter yet, and I've been writing it a little every week or so since the last episodes of Season 2.
Merchandising, merchandising, merchandising!
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I am thoroughly committed to Spaceballs II: The Quest For More Money.
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Well, if you've got a few dollars laying around, I can help out with that! Just drop me a line once you think it's ready to be seen by somebody and I can get to work.
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*Moichendising
*Spaceballs II: The Soich for more Muney.
And sure, I'll try to write some more for it, and then hand it off. My biggest worry is that I'm being overly descriptive, though this is a bit of a World Building fic at the same time, but still... Arrglmufferaffin.
Can I tempt you with a Starbucks gift card?
I find it hilarious that by these estimates it'd cost me $404 to get a review for my story's rewrite
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Not... really. I don't like coffee.
Hmm. Maybe I should make money like this?
"Will viciously tear your story apart, $10 per thousand words. $20 if it's another shitty human in equestria fic."
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Will give you the full "real publisher" treatment for $25 per story, regardless of word count!
<begins writing form rejection letter>
This isn't a grandfathered deali-o, is it? You might put me in the poorhouse if it is...
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Hah, of course not!
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Conveniently, that's not what you'd get at Starbucks anyways. -zing-
... Anyways, great idea, hope you make something notable with it. Services having value and all really.