So Feo Takahari just so happens to have made the curious mistake of following me. Even curiouser is the niggling little fact that that has somehow placed me at 200 followers.
Hey, guys. You may have noticed that I simply haven't been online in the past couple of days. You could state with some degree of certainty that I hadn't even bothered trying to log on. You'd be right.
BECAUSE I WAS PLANEHOPPING ALL THE WAY BACK TO GOOD OLD AMERICAN SOIL, FUCKMOTHERERS.
Yup. Chapter two of Welcome, Listeners is live. By the way, if there's anything specific from the Night Vale universe that people want to see make an appearance, let me know in the comments. We'll see about making it sufficiently pony for the fic itself. So: where exactly is Sea Silt leading the good village of
Look here, you little shits. There is a big, brave world out there of quality fiction that you all need to go explore for yourselves. Don't let anyone tell you what to like! Don't let the man decide what you should be reading!
On that note, you guys need to go check out Source by Hierophant.
Praise da good lord, your wonderful stories are back! I'll get the booze, cause it's time to celebrate!
So much to read, so little time.
1033269
Yes. GRANT ME YOUR BOOZE.
1033290
Ask and you shall probably eventually receive.
Uh oh. More chapters of P911?
Time to make myself my favorite drink- a Coping Device!
(Recipe- Fill a glass with ice, pour it out and re-fill it with bourbon.)
1033593
You’re my hero.
"Skullcrusher Fountain"?
1033804
Welcome to my secret lair.
...Under Skullcrusher Fountain.
WHATS THIS?
An evangelist? And is that from the old MLP movie from the 80's... smooze... Oh lawdhavemercay
1033719
cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/getinthecar-banana.jpg
1034116
NOTHING CAN STOP THE SMOOZE
1034158
...Do you like bananas?
1034263
24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8azgksg1T1qbbc71o1_500.jpg
1033269
You definitely mean, "get me the booze, because its time to smooze"
....right?