But then we found the truth, she's just a bully from the East · 2:52pm Mar 31st, 2013
It's been a month since one of the most pseudo-intellectual circlejerk wars of our time; while Nexus presumably still believes that I am an alternate form of his alternate personality named Blood come to torment him, the fine young man Sorren himself, who I am sure I would greatly like to fellate given the chance, has registered no objection to this comic in its presubmission stage and so I feel compelled to post it (though its author shall remain unnamed).
Pictured: 90% true fact
"Those also stand within the stroke of my penne, who were wont to Curtaine ouer their defects with knauish conueyances, and scum off the froth of all wanton vanity, to qualifie the eager appetite of their slapping Fauourites … these are they, who by their wontonizing Stage-gestures, can ingle and seduce men to heaue vp their heartes and affections." - This World’s Folly; or a Warning-Piece discharged upon the Wickedness thereof, I.H.
Ermahgerd, just stop, the pair of you. Gettin' real tired of your shit.
960942
naw man we made up he's cool
that's the only reason i'm posting this
wait are you female what
960946
i'm just quoting from the song and/or calqueing from the comic and/or using the pronouns he uses so i'm not at liberty to answer that question sorry
That's HamGravy in the hat, right?
960943 You don't say.
960942
Are you kidding?
We need this kind of shit to keep things interesting.
FIGHT!FIGHT!FIGHT!FIGHT!
960943
Goddammit.
These petty, stupid conflicts are what I live for. Think of it like a satire of nationalism, or performance art, or whatever. Just keep digging yourself into a childish mire for my amusement.
Please?
960964 Dude, I think it was sarcasm, anyway.
Something just seemed... off about that sentence.
960953
Mos' likely
I'm only here to say I support fiddlebottoms point of view entirely...
Also I just took a massive shit and didn't have to wipe. Good day.
960953
Hey, that's discriminatory. Not everyone who likes sticking bowling balls up marshmallow foals' backsides are of the HamGravy persuasion; there are Togashis and I'm not googling 'pony rape writers' to find more names to lead up to the punchline and yeah of course he is.
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960969
why is no one have appreciate my truth and reconciliation commission
is because my english no good ???
960978
you are not to english godd??????????
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I heart this comic, irrespective of the actual identities of any of the characters.
I was thinking about how I've always seen Amit as male, and then he posted this comic and I realised I have no idea what gender Amit in fact is.
Then I became terrified because when I started considering that Amit could be female I realised how attractive Amit's remarkable breadth of knowledge, biting wit, and nigh-polyglotism actually are.
(Un?)Fortunately, I am several continents away from my new waifu/husbando.
960978 No, no! You English fine! Is good, really good! I wish English good to me like you. Ve don't get French or even Italian. English all we speak, except little Spanish-- un poco Espanol-- and that not get us far, when typing and no one understands. Though that may be because we philosophize like Background Pony's bastard child, no?
960949
Catty minx.
Sweetie Belle was a real champ that day.
960942
I think things are fine now. It's been a while, and I'd honestly forgotten about the whole kerfluffle until this was posted. If Soren is cool with it, then I don't see the harm. In fact I commend him for being a good sport.
Hopefully we've all reached the "look back and laugh" stage of this controversy.
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I've come to accept Amit's gender as an unknowable concept, beyond the range of mortal understanding. It is possible that her gender exists in four dimensions.
That said, unless she objects I will continue to refer to Amit with female pronouns because it just feels right at this point.
960978
Not that I don't think this drama is more funny than it is destructive, but I'd like to know: why does BaroqueNexus think you're homophobic? He says you threw homophobic slurs into a review of one of his stories (the criticisms therein he received and applied rather well, in spite of the slurs). Your comments, Amit?
961009 I assumed right off the bat that Amit was female without any evidence whatsoever. Given what I understand of the demographics where Amit lives there's a greater than 50% chance I'm wrong.
961051 Ah-heh. Homophobic? Amit?
The issue was a quote, I think it was from a comment on a brazillian youtube video. Or maybe something in Spanish rather than Portuguese The quote was illustrating Amit's view that anglospheric cultures tend to react very differently to "hate" on the internet compared to other cultures. Being illustrative, it was necessary to include reference to the thing being criticised in the same way that (to godwin things all to hell) it would be necessary to quote mein kampf in order to rebut and deconstruct it.
961093
BaroqueNexus was saying that slurs were being thrown at him, not deconstructed.
Though, I can see Amit using slurs... 'playfully' after pulling in a quote that used them.
961009 I just realized I'm sexist, because I'd find Amit's sniping more repulsive if he/she were a woman.
Unless she's hot, of course.
961115 Yeah, but in this case the closest we get to a slur in the review is a dose of scepticism over the validity of "furry" as a musical genre. Everything else was reified from perception, prejudice or nothing at all.
The whole thing was rather an exercise in futility anyway. Two personalities completely incompatible in every possible way forced together by circumstance and fated to end their days in endless conflict.
Oh no, wait, that's my marriage.
The comic is cute I'm not certain why you felt crediting XKCD for it wasn't worth doing and this feels a bit too close to trying to drag something out despite it being already over.
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960978
u nu anglish bad gud' newt nuff sercusm` goo decid to use evun to du luk moar liek mesilf; lololololol bad grima nubs
960942
still waiting on the wedding invitation!
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961407 You have good taste.
961051
I think he might have been referring to my mild hesitance to call furry music a genre:
I find it hard to imagine he'd think 'lesbian' applies to him, however; to quote BaroqueNexus himself,
also,
Le quoi?
961093
You're thinking of
, but I'm pretty sure he's super white, unless he thinks 'black' is some Spanish term for homosexual.
961157
ew heterosexual males
961247
I don't credit Shakespeare when I say 'bathroom'.
961033
so triggered
ermagaawd so heterociskinheadmatekyriarchiccentric you should call me by the catkintransethnictransfattranslinguistictransrich pronoun 'myaahomenetworth>$100,000xxz/myaahhonetworth>$100,000mir' (which is ergative-absolutive not nominative-accusative, check your privilege nomscum) instead
961003
fak u gooby lememevisageducoeur.jpg le le le
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but literary mi frances is 3/10 :( like bankrupt stoner
962035
... Uhm.
I can see how the use of the word lesbian in that context could be misconstrued, and combining that with his opinion of you in other regards I've come to the conclusion that a lot of people are just irritated and looking for polarizing quotes to make you out as something you're not.
962035 You're right, I am thinking of that. And in context it's not entirely demonstrating my point.
I suck.
As an aside, one day I'm terrified that you'll read something of mine that you don't like and review it in ways that require I dig out the old thesaurus. On that day I shall discover you are the inhuman monster of legend and my faith will be shattered beyond repair. It will be epic.
962062
My trigger is trigger warnings.
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962062 Well at least stoner still have thing to have nae for. Me? I just guy. I no have title like 'stoner'.
W-wait what?
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See, your intriguing personality has given me rape fantasies about you.
Even despite my mental image of you as a little teenager, see, you are a white male my age and therefore almost certainly larger and stronger than me. You could probably hold me down and have your way with me as I tried to struggle, grabbing my head and rubbing your slimy length across my cheek as you back your arguments with physical violence, smacking me in the face and forcing me to take it, tears streaming from my eyes as you thrust your rod down past my throat, stifling any further objection with your masculine prowess.
It's only logical that I should like to, at the very least, fellate you consensually while you moan awkwardly.
(also you sound like you really need a blowjob)
979989 Um, let me think of a way to respond to that.
I actually am not a very violent person, just one with a temper. And rape to me is as taboo as... well, rape. It's bad.
As for your image if me. I'm surprised you haven't seen the real image of me. It went around the site like crazy a while back and got posted in the sexy hair club.
And about the blowjob: probably. *raises hand* Virgin.
979990
>looks like Shia LaBeouf
i'd still hit it
979993 Ha! I've never heard that one before!
I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing XD