Now you can be a pony supremacist too! · 11:26pm Jun 13th, 2013
This post was inspired by the following image:
Now, I thought I was a bit silly for a second for getting angry at this picture - I mean, something being stolen a few hundred years ago clearly legitimises the original theft and unironically fails to justify further theft - but then I realised that my anti-imperial sentiment would be better directed towards artistic pursuits.
See, I've spent the last several weeks working with Illustrator on a great (as in big) project, and as such I've gained some minor competence over the vectorial arts; I thus present ponified versions of most of the British white supremacy groups I'm aware of that happen to have an emblem on Wikipedia. I'd include the rest of the West European states, but evidently continental racists just paint a bunch of flag-coloured flames on things and call it a day.
(Amateurs. I bet they haven't even starved one hundred million men, women and children to death.)
Pictured: Buttercup as a small child in a candy store.
Here we've got the Equestrian versions of the British National Party, Combat 18 (hail the Commander!), the English Defence League and the British People's Party. I have no idea what the copyrights surrounding these emblems are, but let's pretend for a second that we're all American and that parody is fair use.
The only vectors here not ripped directly from the show are totalcrazyness101's Earth Pony flag, BlackGryph0n's Celestia cutie mark, the WH40k crossover flag I'm not certain of and a few paths that happened to fall off a big truck filled with a series of tubes; I'd have used other vectors to speed up work on the tribal flags, but asking for permission is for Canadians and hosers.
The SVG (if you need any of these shapes in infinite size for some reason) is available here.
Hey! We traded the kho i nor diamond fair and square! Traded I say! With... um... stuff!
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you wot m8
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Stuff!
Yes! I love pony superiority propaganda!
>crystal pony flag
I'm just gonna leave this here...
Hush you!
Everyone knows the British Empire was a wonderful, polite thing. I mean, you've read Terry Pratchett, right? And their fun little comedy bits about how they had flags and tea cakes. Ho-ho-ho, so silly.
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I have a little comedy bit too!
I wrote it for BUCK's fanfiction competition, but it turns out they only accept European submissions. Very unfortunate.
The english defence league is not a racist organisation, as the name suggests it is in fact, an english defence league. It's official purpose being to defend english culture and customs while stopping muslim extremists from taking over and enforcing sharia law.
They have blacks, whites, fucking whatever, so long as they are british. There are even british muslims in there who acknowledge that extremism probably isn't in the best interests of anyone. Of course there are a fair number of actual yobs among the ranks who really don't know where they are or what they're doing and just want a football riot.
In terms of pone, this would be like a group of interspecies alcoholics trying to stop a cult which worships discord from bringing total anarchy to the land.
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They're far right and anti-immigration, which is good enough for me.
What a profoundly vile analogy.
All I have to add is that the Equestiran version of Brittan might like the psedo fantasy USA Equestria itself is, have never actually done anything wrong, and they got their crown jewels legitimately. Of course one could argue this idea is far more fantastic than the ponies and magic, but it would make some sense from what we know of Equestria and it's world.
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Indeed. Immigration has nothing to do with racism however.