Bill Nye, The Magic Schoolbus, Rupert, And America's Bounciest Coeds! · 3:37pm Jan 21st, 2013
Studies show that the optimal attention-getter is three quarters nostalgia, one quarter sex. Now that I have your attention, I'd like to direct you to the link down below, two of which are not links to gay porn.
How H.P. Lovecraft Ruined, Then Fixed, Then Ruined, Then Fixed Again, My Life
And Then They Fucked: The Movie: The Game
If you're anything like me, you'll probably go read every last one of these, then watch an episode of Scrubs, then eat a bagel, then watch more Scrubs, then wonder where your life got off track, then cry, swallow your sadness, then strum your crappy guitar for a while before putting on makeup to make yourself seem less pathetic (It doesn't), and going to a bar only to be beaten up by the tough Canadian bikers and thrown in a ditch, where you'll wake up the next day in a puddle of vomit and piss. If that doesn't sound like the perfect day, KILL ME NOW!
I only clicked on this blog link because of the title. I saw the words "Bill Nye, The Magic Schoolbus, and Rupert" and clicked without thinking because those things are awesome.
And yeah...I'll probably end up doing most of that. I'm hoping I at least don't go to a bar anytime soon considering it's waaaaaay too early to even consider that. That and I'd probably swallow my sadness and just watch more Scrubs (considering I can't play any musical instruments of any sort and have no talent at anything).
Canadian bikers would most likely buy you a beer, then kick your ass.