“What is that?” Luna asked, looking up from her paperwork after putting her signature on it.
“Hmm?” I asked, looking up from the scene draft that included the still unnamed main character riding a cart down a hill and off a pier down into the cabins of a passing ship.
“That thing.” Luna explained and pointed her hoof at the golden watch I had been playing with, tossing it towards the wall and catching it again before it hit.
Shrugging, I floated it over to her across the room before returning to my writing. “Golden pocket watch. Got it at Fancy Pants' new years party. It was a gift from Lord... what's-his-face. I think he was trying to bribe me or curry favor or something. Considering I didn't bother remembering his name, I don't think it worked too well.” I answered and put the page to the side, starting on the next one.
Luna turned it over in her magic with a small frown. “And you still took it?”
I grinned faintly. “Hey, free stuff. I don't even know what he wanted, he just kept drifting from subject to subject in a single long unbroken sentence. Besides, what exactly did he expect me to be able to do about... anything. If ponies like to give me stuff, who am I to complain? It's only a bribe if I do something for it.”
That got a small snort from her as she dropped it back on the table next to me. “That sounds like Lord Bubble Water. Unicorn, light blue coat, pink hair?”
Tilting my head, I nodded. “That rings a bell. I think.”
“It was probably about the exception to import taxes on iron he is trying to get passed that I keep blocking.” she said and picked up to read another paper, flipping through it.
I frowned at that, dipping my quill in the ink. “...And what exactly did he think he would accomplish by giving me a watch?”
“Likely to talk me into it.”
“Yeah, good luck with that. No tax on imported iron? Is he nuts?”
Luna shrugged her wings and then shook her head and made a big X over the most recent proposal. “Banning almonds? What?” before she looked over at me again. “It's cheaper to import the iron from the minotaurs than to mine it in Equestria, the taxes make local iron more competitive. We can't afford to lose all our internal iron mines which would happen if we didn't.”
I raised an eyebrow at that and then nodded. “That makes sense. What's this about almonds by the way?”
Luna floated the papers over to me. “A proposal from the Equestian Horticulture Association to ban the farming of almonds in parts of the country.”
Flipping through it, I nodded slowly. “...Actually, that's not an awful idea.”
That earned me a surprised look. “Really? Why?”
Floating the papers back to her I shrugged. “If I remember right, almond trees use a ton of water for how much they produce. At least it was like that on Earth. It might cause trouble if they are grown in large numbers in some of the drier parts of the country.”
Luna looked thoughtful at the proposal. “Surely they would realize that and not grow them there.”
“If the price of almonds went up enough?”
“Hmm.” she said before she slowly nodded and picked up her quill to start to write down a message. “I'll have them research the effect of growing almonds in dry climates.”
Nodding, I pulled over a book on different types of ships. I needed something big, fast and able to carry both passengers and cargo.
Hmm.
“Yeah, better have that checked. No idea if that's true here or if I'm even remembering it right.” I said and flipped through the book.
Cargo cog? No, too small.
Movement next to me pulled my attention from the book to notice Luna jumping onto the couch next to me, peering into the book from over my shoulder.
“Done?” I asked and shifted to give her a bit more room as she laid down.
“Mmm... mostly.” Luna answered and flicked her ears. “Need to do something other than paperwork for a while. What are you reading?”
“Ships.” I said and floated the book so she could see it more easily. “I'm trying to find a good ship type for my character to jump a wagon onto.”
Luna blinked and stretched her wings. “I... see?” she said, sounding slightly confused. “I'm sure that makes sense in context.”
I grinned and then shook my head. “Not really quite yet, no. But it's a good scene and I want to see if I can work it in when I get to actually writing on this book and I don't want to forget it.”
That got a nod. “Ah.”
Putting the book back on the table, I stretched with a yawn. “What time is it?”
“Getting close to two.” Luna answered with a smile without looking at any kind of clock.
One of the pros of controlling a stellar body I guess. I couldn't quite help from smirking at myself at that thought. In more than one way, I guess.
“No wonder I'm getting hungry.”
Two at night was about my dinner time. Luna's was in another three hours, around the time I went to bed.
“I'll think I'll have a snack as well.” Luna agreed and jumped of the couch to stretch as I followed her, cracking my neck.
As we exited the private chambers, I frowned slightly. “Night Court today.”
Luna nodded. “In an hour.”
“How many showed up last time?”
“Thirty four.” she said with a smile. “The number of ponies attending is increasing.”
I hmm-ed at that. “I think this might be a case of 'be careful what you wish for'. I have seen your sister hold court. From start to finish she is forced to listen to requests and petitions and proposals for hours. At least you can usually end it early.”
“Our ponies deserve all the attention We can give them, Page.” Luna disagreed with a small frown. “They turn up because they need help with something or because they feel that something requires Our attention and lower offices are insufficient or too slow. They will not be turned away because I feel lazy, no matter how boring it can be.”
“...Sorry.”
You are doing great keep it up. :)
the hole story looks super good.
Wait, is Page planning on Dukes of Hazzard-ing a character onto a ship?
Sound like a contradiction doesn't it?
Money always makes common sense flee out the window...
Nice chapter, good work.
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Wasn't he working on a spy novel? Spys driving cars onto ships to escape is fairly standard. Bonus points if stuff explodes too.
6822656 double double points if he says a one liner while said explosion goes off
Why do people so adamantly worship top-down economic policy after so many centuries of human poverty and suffering caused by it?
The competition excuse is a common one for tariffs. Still doesn't make it good or moral policy. Tariffs, my friend, are basically proclaiming an embargo on yourself. And noone is helped by hindering competition. A tariff is a license for shitty domestic companies to remain shitty.
By abolishing the tariff you would not "lose" the domestic iron mines, either; you would strengthen them.
Run through the process mentally: Foreign iron causes prices to go down. Because iron is cheaper, industry grows and consumes more, guaranteeing that future demand goes up. Domestic mining industry is also forced to compete by reducing cost, increasing quality, etc.
Even if it were absolutely utterly impossible for the domestic iron industry to compete, you wouldn't "lose" the mines-- they would simply lie untouched, or at reduced productivity, until the profit margin rose enough to justify reopening them.
6823565 one must be cruel to be kind
...... Craaaaaaaaaap.... I'M ALL CAUGHT UP!!!!!!
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Don't worry, they update everyday.
Just put it in your tracking library and you'll get notified when a new chapter is up.
Do I detect a Star Trek reference?
I hope Celestia hears about Luna saying this, she will laugh so hard...
This sounds incredibly counterproductive and also like it's ripped right from the headlines.
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Self-sufficiency is a thing, if you let imports drive down critical industry you are in mercy of nations you import from.
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Agreed
2am is my dinner time as well
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Exactly, it's amazing how many people don't understand that simple concept.
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I understand the concept. I also understand the concept of giving them something we have that they don't in exchange for getting something from them that we have enough to last on but not enough to go further on. But, eh. Politics aren't really my thing anyways. Granted, I would probably make a d amn good one. In a good way.
"he just kept talking in one incredibly long unbroken sentence; moving from topic to topic; so that no-one could interrupt him; it was actually quite hypnotic"
We believe avocados are also a very thirsty tree, put a pin on that too.
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A man of culture, I see.
Tis better to have loved and lost,
Than never to have loved at all.
Guess busy Luna free up Celestia a bit at least?
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Dunno if it was a typo or not, but remembered me of this
Actual class starts at 03:00
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Damn, Blank Page is doing a lot of good with little things in between major events.
This story and its sequels are quite the joyride to read 👍
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Not only has that typo been immortalized for years to come but you've just introduced many people to the wonders of this fucking guy.
Alicorn make great leaders, they keep the economy running so them don't end up poor.
They keep the environment clean, otherwise they have to suffer the consequences.
They listen to the ear of reasonable people the world makes not enough sense as it is...
We really could need more Alicorns to help one another, 3 are waaay to few...