Dragon Me To A Hell Hound

by SonicBlitz18

First published

A mishap of portal spells crossing, and an experimental potion leads to Spike looking after a very aggressive hellhound who wants to blow off some steam.

Loona and Blitz got into a big fight, and she wanted to get away from her job to try and blow off some steam. But as she was using the spell to go somewhere, it crossed with another portal spell, and it led to her being stuck in a castle with a familiar purple dragon who was told to look after her so ponies don’t get hurt. Meanwhile, Loona would fumble around in the fridge and drink what she thought was liquor only to later learn that it was some type of experimental potion that leaves some lasting changes to her.

There's No Helluva Boss Tag, and there was a I pic I wanted to use as an art cover, but it won't let me. I am sad.

Featured: 3/9/23 to 3/13/23

Major credit to Phoenixcolt45, Yoshikage Kira, and Puzzlemaster98 for helping me with part one of this idea for the Furry Foray Festival. I have to pslit this into two stories, but I promise you it will be worth it.

Needing To Vent

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-Pride Ring: I.M.P. HQ-

The door to the Immediate Murder Professionals building flings open as a short white-haired IMP named Moxxie walks in with a cup of coffee in one hand and a bag in another as he sits down in his chair. His wife Millie was in the room as she waited for him as she was sharpening one of her many knives.

“Morning honey,” he said with a smile on his face, kissing his wife on the cheek.

“Morning Sweetie,” she told her husband, finally finishing sharpening her third knife and picking up another one. “How was your day?”

“Doing alright,” he added with a smile. “Just had to run a few errands before arriving at work. Oh, I got you some breakfast tacos too.”

“Oooh! Is it from Terrific Terry’s?” Millie said, reaching into the bag. “I just love their bacon and potato tacos; it reminds me of Ma’s cooking!”

“Like I could forget my honey bun’s favorite while I’m getting our breakfast?” he said, pulling out her serving.

“Aw, thanks baby!” Millie said before kissing his cheek. “Mind if I steal a sip of coffee?”

“Well, as long as it’s not the only thing you want to take a sip of,” he said with a wink.

“Moxxie!” she said, pushing him with a chuckle. “When did you hear that?”

“I… I overheard another guy say it while waiting in line. I thought it was a good line, but his friend punched him in the junk for it. I thought it might work better with someone who appreciates good humor.”

“It’s definitely one of the many things I appreciate about ya,” Millie said seductively with a wink. “Though Ah suppose we should probably save it for after work.”

“Speaking of, weren’t we supposed to have a meeting with Blitzo about another target we need to kill?”

“He’s currently talking to Loona right now.”

“About what?”

“Oh, she was moping about something earlier,” she began. “And since we weren’t here, she went to Blitz, and it looks like he’s trying to have another talk with her.”

“Oh, so how’s that going?” Moxxie asked.

Their talk was interrupted when they heard a sudden crash from behind them as the door was flung open, and out came their boss who crashed into the wall to their right. Blitz, their boss was battered and bruised and even had a black eye as he slowly slid onto the floor, face planting in the process. They looked to the other side and saw their very pissed off co-worker and his adopted daughter Loona, who looked ready to rip somebody a new one.

“L…loonie…I was just saying that…you probably…weren’t ready for a…boyfriend…” he managed to groan as he slowly got up from the pain he was feeling right now.

Sadly, she didn't want to hear it. She practically stomped towards Blitz, practically snarling at him as she picked him up by the neck and began to strangle him.

“Oh boy, what’s she pissed about this time?” he sighed, taking another sip of coffee.

“Something about wanting a boyfriend and she asked Blitz for advice, it all went downhill from there,” Millie added.

“You realize he’s had terrible luck with women, right?” Moxxie added.

“He was the only one here and we were out at the time,” Millie added. “When I got here, they were in another room, so ah decided to wait until the inevitable train wreck happens.”

“Looks like it,” he added with a sigh.

“L-Loona…pl-please…we can…talk…about this…”

“Talk about what, you scrawny asshole!?” she yelled, as she threw her arms back and chucked him at the wall again. He hit it with another loud crash, almost cracking the wall in front of them. He let out a pained yelp as Loona came up and strangled him again, until Millie and Moxxie had enough. Both of them got up from their seats, stopping whatever they were doing. Millie jumped between the two and managed to pull Loona off of her adoptive father and Moxxie managed to pull Blitz away from her.

“Ya gotta get a grip Loona,” Millie added with a sigh as she was holding the angry hellhound back from killing Blitz in her rage.

“Hey, he started it!” she yelled.

“All you did was ask me for dating advice, and I only said that you were too young for a boyfriend,” he responded. “You’re not exactly…responsible, and who knows what STD ridden freaks would do to you if they got a hold of my baby.”

“I’m not your fucking baby Blitz!”

“Ya know, ya should appreciate Blitz more,” Millie responded. “You know despite all the shit ya do around here, he’s still willin’ to put up with yer attitude.”

“Not to mention you hardly do your job properly,” Moxxie added.

“You have no room to talk fat ass after your little stunt with that cannibal family!” Loona yelled. “Maybe if you weren’t so focused on screwing your wife, you wouldn’t be screwing up everything you do!”

“That’s mah husband you’re talkin’ to bitch!” Millie added, growling as she got in Loona’s face.

“Well excuse me for having to deal with the both of you acting all lovey dovey in front of me every fucking chance you get, and I’m fucking sick of it!”

“How are we to blame because you refuse to get out more?” Moxxie began, getting defensive at what Loona said. “And the last guy you tried to get with was already taken. I’m sorry to say this Loona, but you’re a shut in…”

“Zip it Fatty!”

“Alright, that’s it!” Millie says, dragging out a machete from somewhere unseen and slamming it through a wall. “Ah’ve had enough of your shit for today! Here we are tryin’ to help you and yer dad by keepin’ this shit show of a business from fallin’ flat, and what do we get for bein’ nice to you? Constant bullshit! Moxxie ain’t done nothin’ ta deserve any of yer shit talk! It ain’t his fault yer lovelife’s fucked up, and not in a fun way!”

“The Hell’s that supposed to mean!?”

“It means yer just jealous cause this little ‘worthless fat ass’ is actually happy!” Millie screamed. “Ya just hate him because he can go home ta someone who’ll love him no matter what happens in his life! Somethin’ that you, with yer shallow tastes and worthless flings, will never have! Ya look at him an’ see an easy target fer all yer regret and Ah’m sick of it! Why don’tcha stop swinging low and actually try and fix yer fucking life!?”

“Woah! Millie, don’t you think you’re taking it too far?” Blitz asked in shock.

“Not mah fault she doesn’t want to hear it,” Millie followed up.

“Okay, you know what, I’m not dealing with this!” She said as she left the room back into her office. “I need to blow off some fucking steam!”

“Sure, run away like you always do,” Millie followed up.

Loona was frustrated as she kicked down the door to her office and saw the grimoire on the table. Walking over she began to flip through the pages and stopped at the portal spells that were there. As she was about to call out the spell though, something was happening with the book, and it was glowing on its own.

“What the fuck?” she said in annoyance as she looked down to see the book was glowing already. “Okay, why the fuck is this thing-!”

The book flew from her hands and soared through pages until an ancient rune soaked the room in an unfamiliar green light. Of all the times they’d used the Grimoire, not once had it shined this eerie shade. All around the room, every loose bit of tools, weapons, utensils and nails shook and vibrated to an ethereal hum.

“Loona what in Satan’s shit did you do!?” Millie said.

“How the fuck should I know, I didn’t cast anything!”

There was a screech as a vacuum opened in the center of the book, a singularity viciously pulling in everything around it. Carpet and wood boards tore at the seams as Loona’s paws left the ground. With a shriek, she grabbed the wall by her, digging her claws into the plywood surface and fracturing it. Across the room, Blitzo’s door shot open, and he swept a gun across his sights.

“Loonie, what’s wrong!? Loo- what in God’s unkempt pubes is that!?”

“Fuck if I know, just get me-”

The wall shattered apart as Loona fell into the screaming void.

“DAD!” she screamed.

Blitzo shot the Grimoire in panic, but his reflexes were seconds too slow, as Loona vanished into the singularity. The bullet harmlessly ricocheted off of the cover and landed safely in Moxxie’s ankle in a shower of blood.

“Mother FUCKER!”

As the imp screamed and was tended to by his wife, Blitzo threw himself at the book, tearing it open and flipping through the pages in a panic. He found the pages he saw glowing and started screaming the words as best he could, tears breaking from his eyes as nothing happened.

“No! No don’t you fucking dare do this to me you piece of shit!” he screamed, punching the book.

“It’s alright, Mox, you’re gonna be fine,” Millie said, wrapping his leg with gauze and kissing it. “Bossman, what the fuck was that?”

“Yeah, I’ve never seen the Grimoire do anything like that before.”

Blitzo sat upright and gripped the book tightly.

“I’m calling Stolas,” he said in a cold tone.

“Whoa, quick on the-”

“Shut the fuck up and get me my GOD DAMN PHONE!” Blitzo screamed. “Who the fuck knows what kind of shit my fucking daughter is going through!?”

-Ponyville Castle-

“So, what’re you guys doing right now?” Spike asked as he was with both Princess Twilight Sparkle and Princess Sunset Shimmer who were both in front of the mirror portal and a mysterious book that they found.

“Well, we’re trying to understand this book that we found in the old castle after Sunset and I accidentally smashed a wall on one of the chasm walls,” Twilight began as she and Sunset were in her grand library, trying to understand the spells that were left inside.

“Yeah, it’s not every day you get to find stuff like this,” Sunset added as she and Twilight folded their wings behind their backs. “We’re just interested to see if the spells are still any good after being in the castle for so long.”

“Then why am I here?”

“You helped us gather the materials earlier,” Sunset deadpanned as she pointed at the table that was next to them. “We gave you a list at least three hours ago.”

“I know you said the first item would be dragon scales, then Poison Joke roots, extract of a Timberwolf’s heart, Northern Crystal powdered down, and a vial of Demon’s blood. That reminds me, how did you know a guy who could get a vial of demon blood?” Spike asked.

Twilight and Sunset just turn towards each other, and Twilight shakes her head, and they then turn back at Spike.

“Don’t worry about it,” Sunset said. “It’s not important.”

“You know, every time that sentence is uttered, it makes every single creature involved infinitely more worried for very justifiable reasons,” Spike said.

“Hey, we just want to make sure the book is authentic or not,” sunset added as she placed the book on a stand, holding it open at a specific pace. “And it’s why I chose an easy portal spell to see where it leads. If it is something dangerous, we can always close it.”

“If you say so,” Spike said with a sigh. “I’m just saying that whenever that sentence comes out, bad things always happen.”

“Don’t worry Spike,” Sunset added with a smirk as she and Twilight began to set the items each on a different part of the circle they drew in a pentagram.

“Okay, I’m gonna chant the spell,” Twilight said as she walked towards the book.

As she chanted the spell, the Poison Joke Roots, Dragon Scales, Timberwolf’s Heart, Northern powered Crystal, and Demon Blood vial slowly began to float into the air. Each separate part started to shake violently, vibrating until a thin red string of magic leaked out, floating towards the center of the pentagram. When they all touched, the strings lashed out to another ingredient, forming a mimic of the pentagram they’d all been left on before. Once the magic tendrils locked together, the red star pulsated. Each ingredient liquified, the star’s shape beating like a heart as it sloshed them all together in a viscous paste, and soon it settled into the pentagram etched into the ground. The glowing red substance bled into the ground itself, sinking in until it created a hollow groove in its shape, digging until the ground itself was swallowed by the pieces left on the star’s interior, falling into a pit of never-ending darkness.

“Yeah, that looks completely safe,” Spike said. “Definitely not summoning the sequel to Tirek with that.”

“Oh, calm down,” Twilight said, putting out a small fire on the tip of her bangs. “It’s a completely stable portal with a history of use from nobles and common ponies in the past. If it summoned another being on par with Tirek, we wouldn’t be standing here talking about it.”

“Besides, we’ve warded off the room just in case,” Sunset said. “If something tries to eat its way out, the room’s runes will hit the portal with a null spell and turn off the portal.”

“Well as long as I’m far from- URP!” Spike belched, a green flame rolling into a parchment. Grabbing it as it fell, the dragon examined the seal. “It’s a letter from Princess Celestia,” Spike said as he opened the letter.

‘Twilight and Sunset, I call upon you both in this time for an emergency council. We require your expertise in discussing a matter of national security, I urge you both to come as soon as possible. Spike, I’m afraid I must ask you to remain home, as the matter concerns only them. Yours, Princess Celestia’

“What’s so important that I can’t come along?” Spike said in annoyance.

“And why do we have to be interrupted in rediscovering the effects of the portal?” Twilight pouted.

“Easy Twilight, don’t get upset,” Sunset added with a reassuring smile. “The sooner we get this done, the sooner we can get back to what we were doing. Let's just go see what she wants.”

“I guess you’re right,” Twilight said as he turned to Spike. “Spike, could you do me a favor?”

“Please don’t ask what I think you’re going to ask.”

“Could you document our portal and see if it's stable or not?”

“Why can’t Ashe do this?” Spike asked in annoyance.

“Did you forget that she’s on a diplomacy mission in the Dragon Lands when Ember requested her?”

“What about Starlight and Trixie?”

“Starlight and Trixie are away visiting Family right now,” Sunset snarky said. “You forget about that little dragon?”

Spike opened his mouth to say something, but he knew that he was beaten and stayed silent.

“Alright Twilight,” Spike said with a sigh as he hugged Twilight, while Sunset was waiting by the door.

“Come on, hurry up,” Sunset teased, lazily resting her shoulder against the door. “Sooner we get this done, the sooner we can get back to our little experiment.”

“‘Sigh’, if you say so,” Twilight added as she walked over to where Sunset was standing, but not before turning back to Spike. “We may be back in a few days, Spike, so try to make sure that the portal is stable until we return.”

“I’ll try to,” he said to her as he saw Twilight and Sunset off and they teleported away leaving Spike alone in Twilight’s Laboratory. He sighed to himself as he walked towards Twilight’s desk and took out what looked to be a notepad and a pen, waiting for the portal to react and see its effects.

“Gods above I feel like it’s going to ask me to play a game,” Spike said, shivering.

A few seconds passed, the deep hum of the gaping void pounding through his hearing fins like an oncoming train. Then a few more minutes passed, and the hum stayed consistent. The dark void was starting to be less interesting as it was becoming apparent that the bane of all life wasn’t going to be clawing its way out anytime soon. Nearly half an hour had passed for the dragon, and he groaned in boredom.

“I should be thankful that nothing’s happening, but if I knew it’d be this boring, I would’ve brought a book or something.” Spike stood up and stretched before looking back at the portal. “Hey, I’m gonna grab a comic and a snack, you just gonna… keep doing nothing for me?”

The hole let out a high-pitched screech as its edges flashed.

“Yeah, that about tracks.”

In a burst of green, the portal threw something at him, so blindingly fast that he couldn’t avoid it. As white fur and black leather knocked him down and out, the portal sputtered and spat up the bits of Twilight’s floor that had disappeared before, leaving a scorched mark where the portal was, and a lost occupant of the other side.

“Ow, mother of Celestia that hurt,” He groaned, as he slowly opened his eyes. He tried to sit up, but he suddenly felt an odd weight on his chest. His eyes were still slowly adjusting as he was hit by whatever that was pretty hard. After his eyes adjusted, he finally began to look down to see what it was that hit him, or rather who hit him.

He saw the face of what he thought was a ’diamond dog’ as she looked to be out cold from the impact. She had a pretty big bruise on her forehead, clearly from where she’d struck his scales. As he struggled to move out from under her, he could see exactly what kept him under. The Diamond Dog was a thick one, deliciously so, rivaling both Twilight and Sunset in proportions easily. Her enormous chest was barely contained in a thin gray crop top, dipping low enough to provide ample mountains of cleavage and scarcely hanging on with a series of strings that shaped a pentagram. Wide, child-bearing hips strained a ripped pair of black short shorts, her ample thighs clad in toeless stockings. Spike moved one of his arms and grit his teeth as his scales scraped against the spikes of her collar.

“Okay, who in Equestria is this?” Spike said as his face immediately flushed red as he could see a large valley of cleavage on whoever happened to be on top of him. He wasn’t sure who this was or where she came from, and he wasn’t sure if she was hostile or not, but he needed to be careful. The last thing he needed was a pissed off ‘Diamond Dog’ from another world attacking him. But at the same time, she had a large bruise on her head, so he at least needed to ensure that she was okay.

Sighing internally, he slowly lifted her by the waist to get her off of him and looked around the room for something for her to rest on. He noticed the bed opposite from the tables where Twilight would do her experiments, it was an examination table donated from the hospital. It was meant for any experiments the bookworm would do either to herself or anyone volunteering, especially him. But soon after receiving the bed, Spike asked Rarity to help modify it into a more comfortable bed. This way, Twilight could have a place to sleep after she has one of her all-nighters of studying without his assistance of setting up a few books as makeshift pillows, or putting a blanket over her while she haphazardly sat facedown at her lab table. Which was something the drake was familiar with in the past.

The bed itself was modified to be wider with large fluffy pillows, purple and pink colored sheets, and a blue comforter with stars adorning it. Spike leaned down putting his arms around and lifted the unconscious girl, walked over to the bed, then placed her gently onto the soft mattress with her head resting onto the pillows.

“Okay, I’d better go and find a first aid kit,” he said to himself as he walked towards the door and rummaged around one of the closets nearby for a kit. Finding it he then heads on back with it in hand and sets it on the table near the bed, rummaging through its contents for any healing bandages.

“Thank Celestia and Luna for Twilight being prepared.” Spike thought to himself, pulling out a large bandage with a green rune in the shape of a cross. It was a magic bandage that once applied a small amount of healing magic on the wound and depending on the severity usually took about a few hours or so to clear, even less if it were used on bruises.

“Okay, that should do it,” he said to himself as he stared at the unconscious form of the ‘Diamond Dog’ lying on the bed. Only this was pretty confusing as he’d never seen a ‘Diamond Dog’ like this before.

“Just who is she?” He asked himself as he pondered on where she came from. “I hate that Twilight left now… She’d have loved to study a brand-new species like this.”

He was brought out of his thoughts by the sounds of moaning below him, and he looked to see that she was still unconscious, but she sounded to still be in pain.

“I’d better get some ice,” he said to himself as he walked towards the door and stepped out of the room, leaving the strange ‘Diamond Dog’ alone.


“Fucking hell, my head,” Loona groaned out as she slowly opened her eyes. “Anybody else the the license plate of the truck that fucking hit me?”

Loona’s eyes were all blurry as she was struggling to recover from the impact that she suffered from earlier. The last thing that she remembered was being pulled into the Grimoire and sucked into a portal. The next moment after that was where as she passed through, she hit something hard. But she went through so fast that she didn’t see what she hit. She only saw a flash of green and purple before colliding with it and blacking out.

“Damn it, where the fuck am I?” she asked herself as she looked around the room. She looked down to see that she was on a bed of some sort, and it was surprisingly soft as well. As her eyes finally adjusted, she managed to look around the room and saw that it looked like it was a lab.

“Fuck, did those freaky DHORK agent guys capture me or something?” she said in annoyance. As she reached upward to touch her head, she felt something on her forehead. Confused, she looked around for anything to see her reflection, and she saw a mirror behind her. In the mirror’s reflection, she saw what looked to be a bandage on her forehead, further confusing her until she was hit with another thought.

“Or better yet, some freaky furry fanatic found me…” she groaned in annoyance as she then turned toward the screen, the prying eyes that were glancing at her in shock seeing her glaring back at them. “That’s right, I’m talking to all you perverts out there reading this!” She growled then focused back on her current surroundings.

She first noticed a large table across from her covered in beakers, tomes, and scattered notes with a chalkboard sitting next to it. The rest of the room was to her bewilderment filled floor to ceiling with books, scrolls and plenty other scientific items she thought belonged in some geek's bedroom. But it was way too big and didn’t have any personal belongings, at least based on what she could tell, she surmised she was in some type of guestroom.

Seeing as she still had her clothes were still on, meaning that whoever found her didn’t care much about molesting her while she was out. She continued to examine the room and notice a book on the floor. Seeing as she had strength, she got off the bed and examined it, and noticed that it looked just like the Grimoire that she used earlier confused her.

“How the fuck?” Loona said in surprise seeing the grimoire on the floor. Leaning down, she picked up the book, flipping through the pages she realized that it was an exact copy of the book much to her confusion.

Not caring about the how and why, she quickly went to the page for the portal spell. Once landing on it, she focused her mind on the destination while reading to summon the portal back to hell.

Moments passed while she stood there in the middle of the room and nothing happened, no portal to hell opened, not even a single spark of magic emanated from the cover itself. The book was completely inert.

“C’mon, you stupid fucking thing, WORK!” She snarled, shaking the book in frustration. She shook it a few more times while yelling at it to turn on, only to get nothing but silence as she remained in the crystallized room, the scent of old musty books and ink tickling at her sensitive nose much to her growing ire.

Having enough, Loona threw the book out of frustration. It flew across the room, its pages fluttering at the movement like a startled bird, until it landed on the large table. Or rather it bounced on the table and onto the floor. In the process, it knocked over one of the beakers filled with an unknown fluid, spilling its contents all over the opened pages of the grimoire. Much to the hellhound's shock.

“OH COME THE FUCK ON!” She yelled, rushing over she grabbed the soaking tome. She was even more annoyed as some of the pages were soaked through. Loona frantically looked around for anything to try and clean up the mess that she made, but realized that there was nothing that she could use. Not even a dry towel. Seeing no towels, she knocked over everything that was on the table and begrudgingly set the book onto the table and used her tail to absorb as much of the liquid as possible. For the past few minutes, she tried to clean it as best as she could, but the liquid from the beaker already bled through the pages, much to her frustration.

“God…fucking..dammit!!” she yelled in frustration as she started pulling on her hair. “Can this day get any fucking worse!?”

As she said that, her nose twitched in response to a tingling scent, one of burning copper. This confused her as this scent wasn’t like the hellfire that she’s used to everyday. She then heard the sound of footsteps approaching her and she ducked behind the door as the sounds were getting closer. She was convinced that someone who captured her was either trying to kill her, and she needed to defend herself from whoever this was. Her ears could hear whoever was walking towards her getting closer and closer. Soon as the door was pushed open, Loona lunged out with her fist raised and threw a haymaker at the individual at the door. Her fist connects, but she finds that it’s her hand that hurts. Her eyes shrank into pinpricks as she recoiled in pain.

“AHH! Fucking FUCK!! That fucking HURTS!!” she howled in pain as she began to throw a cursing fit.

“Okay, was that necessary?” a male voice getting her attention.


“AHH! Fucking FUCK!! That fucking HURTS!!” she yelled out in pain as she clutched her now broken wrist from how hard she punched Spike in the face, not expecting it to be so tough.

“Okay, was that necessary?” he asked in genuine confusion from her reaction. He was still holding the ice pack in his claws and looked to see the ‘Diamond Dog’ was still howling in pain. This seemed to get her attention as she glared back at him and back at her hand.

“Fuck! You made me break a fucking nail, asshole! Fucking Dammit!!”

“Someone’s got a mouth on her,” Spike said to himself. “Hey are you okay?”

“Yeah, I’m fine, the fuck do you want asshole?” she said in annoyance.

“I was gonna ask if you were okay,” Spike asked. “You hit your head pretty hard after you crashed into me.”

“So that was you I hit earlier?” she asked in annoyance. “I didn’t ask for your help lizard breath.”

“Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?” he said in a dull tone.

“Oh, fuck off,” she said in annoyance as she was still looking at her injured hand.

“You know, I don’t know how to treat diamond dogs, but I don’t think you should be insulting someone you just met,” he added.

“The fuck is a Diamond Dog?” she asked, confusing Spike.

“Wait, are you not a Diamond Dog?”

“Okay, let me get something straight with you,” she said in annoyance as she got directly in Spike's face, causing him to feel uncomfortable. “I’m not a fucking Diamond Dog, I’m a hellhound. You got it? A… Hell… Hound”

‘Well, I’m not a lizard, I’m a dragon,” he countered back, really not liking her attitude.

“Heh, yeah right and I’m some fucking princess from another dimension. You really expect me to believe that you’re a-” Her sarcastic rant was immediately cut off when Spike unfurled his wings behind him, showing his broadened wingspan in front of her.

“You were saying?” he said in annoyance.

“I thought you were some sort of fire salamander,” she said in annoyance.

“What, like those small little amphibians?”

“No, like the big, stupid idiots. You know, like the one in your mirror?”

Spike scowled, a huff of smoke shooting out his nostrils.

“That was uncalled for.”

“So was dragging me here, asshole.”

“Okay, seriously, I get it,” Spike said. “You’re pissed off because I probably just ripped you away from your friends or family.”

“Pffft, don’t have either, try again,” she said.

“If you had nothing worth going back for, you wouldn’t be mad in the first place.”

“Yeah? Maybe I’m pissed because I didn’t get a choice of whether or not I wanted to get dragged into this weird shithole, because some stupid fucking lizard wanted to sate his curiosity!”

“I’m not the one who made the portal!”

“Oh, oh I’m sorry! I guess you’re just another asshole who decided to sit back and watch as someone else decided to ruin my day, yeah, really puts you above them in my book!”

“If you’d just calm down for a second-”

“No, shut the fuck up!” she screamed, reaching into her back pocket and pulling out a small, boxy object. She leveled it at the dragon’s head, right between the eyes, and growled. “I’ve never been able to make my own fucking choices in my entire life! I didn’t want to stay in the fucking pound my entire childhood, but they chained me up anyways! I didn’t want some weirdo loser to adopt me before I could bail myself out of that shitshack, but he did it anyway! I didn’t want to be forced to work with some stupid lovey-dovey bullshit couple who’re too busy tongue-fucking each other’s mouths to bother thinking of someone else, but they did it anyway! And I definitely didn’t get a choice of whether or not I wanted to come here, but guess what!? I’m choosing my own path at last, and I’m starting by not putting up with your shit!”

A crack of thunder saw the boxy pistol fire off a trio of rounds into the dragon’s face. Spike’s neck snapped back an inch as Loona’s finger clicked the trigger. It ran empty, and her face went from one of hatred to dread. The bent bullets rolled down his snout and fell down to the floor as his glowing green eyes spoke of a silent fury.

“... you finished bitching now?”

Hands quaking, Loona threw the gun away and turned around.

“Fuck this, and fuck you! I’m getting drunk until I don’t need to think anymore!” she said, storming off.

Spike strode after her, picking up the weapon and crushing it before throwing it in a nearby bin.

“Listen, I get that you’re pissed, you feel like life’s fucked you over a barrel and you’re basically someone’s property. I get that.”

“Oh, yeah, like a fucking bulletproof monster knows that.”

“I was born as an experimental test for children to get into magic kindergarten, and was basically adopted as a pet for the family that hatched me.”

Loona’s stride slowed a bit as her ears swiveled around to hear him.

“The closest person I had to a birth mother could only see me once a week, and even then, I could only get a few minutes before she left the country for errands. The pony that hatched me was barely old enough to use the bathroom on her own, and the family that raised me fed me out of a bowl on the floor until I learned to walk upright. They didn’t even know I could speak until I was three. When I learned to walk, they started using me like a beast of burden, carrying shit for them everywhere we went. When they found out how hard my scales are, the pony that hatched me started testing her magic on me. Then, they started sending me on errands that would have hurt or killed a pony because it was more convenient for them to send me instead. I’ve been berated, used as a tool, and treated like a lesser being for almost my entire childhood. So yeah, I do know where you’re coming from. I mean, I still live under the roof of the mare who hatched me.”

The hellhound stayed silent as she reached for a door.

“I get it. You need to know that you have some sort of control over something in your life. That there’s some immutable part of you that can’t be taken over by someone else. To feel like your choices actually matter. And I’m sorry that our test robbed you of some choice you could have made, but that’s where the interference ends, I swear. If you want, I can try and replicate the portal spell, and help you go home. I just need an hour or so to get the ingredients together. Is that alright?”

The Hellhound twisted the doorknob and took a deep breath.

“Loona.”

Spike blinked.

“What?”

“My… my name’s Loona,” she said, turning to face him. “I guess I’m, kind of sorry that I shot you in the face.”

Spike smiled.

“It’s alright, I’ve been hit with much worse. Name’s Spike, by the way.”

She chuckled.

“Nice to meet you, Spike.”

“You know, you have the same name as one of our Princesses.”

“Shit, really? Think I could steal an outfit and pose as her for a little bit? Live like royalty before shit hits the fan?”

“Hmm…” he hummed, scratching his chin in thought. “Nah, you’d never fool anypony. She’s all blue, and about two and a half feet taller. Besides, you don’t want to run amuck with royal powers for your whims and wishes. Tried it once, nearly caused a national tragedy.”

“HA! Man, wish I could’ve seen that!” Loona said. “So, uh, got anything good to drink around here?”

“What about the portal?”

She smiled as she looked up at him.

“I think I’ll choose to drink you under the table before then, maybe spend a few days here. Take this as a little vacation from the assholes ruining my life.”

“Sounds like fun! I’ve basically got the whole castle to myself for a week anyways, so we could make the most of it.”

“Fuck yeah, a week in a castle living like a pretty Princess.So, where do you keep the drinks?”

“Kitchen’s right through there, help yourself to anything inside. Oh, wait, Sunset has-”

The Hellhound had already gone through the door.

Spike sighed as he pushed it open, greeted by the sight of the canine bent over, searching through the fridge.

“Hey dude, can you grab some grub? I’m fucking starving over here,” she said, her tail swishing around her voluptuous behind.

“Uhh.. y-yeah, sure!” he said, rushing for the cupboards.

Loona looked back with a smirk.

‘He is pretty hot,’ she thought. Give him a few peeks here and there and I could probably have him wrapped around my finger. Getting summoned here by a hot dragon dude definitely beats having to slum it out on Earth.’

She pushed aside a rack of energy drinks and coffees, wondering who in the Nine Circles would need so many, when she spotted a purple drink bubbling in a glass bottle.

“You look nice and expensive,” she muttered.

Grabbing it, she took off the sticky note and popped the cork.

“Alright, I’ve got options for either chips, mozzarella sticks, and- WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING!?”

“Dibs!” she said before throwing her head back.

“Loona, wait, don’t drink that!”

She simply flipped him the bird as the contents flooded down her throat.

“Oh, Sunset’s going to kill me.”

“Ah, who?”

“The mare who owns that wine you just drank,” he said, grabbing the bottle and pointing to the sunset logo.

“Thought that was a fancy brand or something,” Loona said.

“Well, you might have just made enemies with a Princess of Equestria if she finds out you just stole whatever that was.”

“Shit, that was a Princess’ drink? I should have tried to save some for later then.”

“Alright, well, I’m just gonna-”

“Ho!” Loona lurched, clutching her stomach and falling to her knees.

“What’s wrong!?” Spike said, kneeling before her.

“Oh, fuck! It’s like my insides are on fire! What the fuck was in that thing!?” she said through clenched fangs.

Spike picked up the bottle and examined it, but found nothing of note other than Sunset’s Cutie Mark. Loona, meanwhile, started to pant loudly, sweat rolling down her fur in droves as she clawed at her small shirt.

“I… I gotta get out of this!” she said.

Spike turned around to watch her rip off her tank top, freeing a wonderful pair of snow-white tits. The dragon’s jaw dropped at the sight, Loona reaching up and fondling herself as her tongue left her mouth.

“Oh~, fuck yeah! That feels so much better!”

She looked over at Spike and he quickly covered his eyes.

“I didn’t see anything, I swear!”

He heard her take a few steps, then the rustle of fabric.

“Hey, dipshit, look at me.”

He lifted a hand and opened his eyes, met with the sight of her shorts and panties getting pulled down. Her dripping, winking cunt smelled of raspberry, and the excess arousal dripped down her thighs into her stockings.

“How the fuck can you stand staying in those baggy clothes in this kind of heat?” she said. “C’mon, help me get outta these and I’ll help you outta those,” she growled with a wink.

“Sunset, you horn-headed maniac, the fuck did you put in that wine!?”

“Ah, fuck, get this shit off of me!” she screamed, ripping her gloves and stockings off in a violent mess of fabric. She turned to the dragon, drooling. “Spike, get out of those right now.”

“What!? Why!?”

“I don’t know, just get naked already! I’m so fucking horny right now, I can’t think straight!”

She lunged for him, grabbing the hem of his pants and, in a feat of surprising agility, sheared through his pants with her claws. They fell to ribbons as his member slid out of his genital slit. Loona gazed up in amazement at the sight, twelve ridges spaced an inch apart ran in rings around his red rocket, the studded tip dripping a bead of precum as the massive knot slid out at the base.

“Holy fucking lord Satan below,” she whispered in awe.

“Rarity’s gonna kill me if she sees these clothes now,” Spike said. “Seriously, that was a birthday GIFT!”

Loona suddenly surged forward and licked up his entire length, both of them shuddering in pleasure at the sensation.

“Guess it doesn’t matter now,” Loona said with an evil smirk on her face as she looked up at him, her tail wagging. “Cause I’m gonna fuck you to the point you can’t walk,” She continued, her eyes narrowing while she growled.

“Sweet Celestia,” Spike replied upon hearing that, a shudder running down his spine while his cock throbbed a bit with arousal.

“Hold on big boy,” Loona growled, before she licked his cock again, just as quick as last time, making him shudder once more. ‘Fuck he already tastes good, and he’s not even in my mouth!!’ She thought as she licked him again, running the tip of her tongue over the ridges on his cock, tracing it over them all the way up to the tip. ‘Surely he can’t taste any better than this,’ She continued as her tongue reached his tip, where a pearly bead of pre sat.

Said bead touched her tongue, and she lapped it up instinctively, the taste of it stinging her. ‘Dear fucking Satan!! Even his pre tastes delicious!!’ She thought as she licked at his cocktip again, another bead of pre came out. ‘What the FUCK was that drink?!!’ She continued as her pussy dripped with arousal, burning like a furnace.

“By the sun!” He groaned as she licked his cock like a lollipop, her tongue dancing over his ridges and his knot. “This is incredible!”

“Oh, you haven’t seen anything yet!” Loona replied as she stopped licking and looked at him with a grin that sent a very large shiver down his spine. She then turned her attention back to his fat, throbbing cock, and leaned towards it once more.

But instead of sticking her tongue out and licking him again, she instead opened her mouth wide, showing off her sharp teeth. “Oh sweet CELESTIA!!” Spike moaned loudly as she closed her mouth around his cock, with a few inches sticking out. Her wet and warm mouth wrapped around his thick cock like a glove, with the sensation being one that he’d only ever dreamed of. ‘This feels waaay better than how Button Mash said it would,’ He thought as he felt her tongue press against the underside of his cock, remembering how Button had said it’d felt wonderful when Sweetie Belle had gotten intimate with him. ‘Waaaaay better!!’

‘Yeah, he’s a virgin,’ Loona thought as she held his cock in her mouth for a few more seconds, before she started to pull her head up, dragging her teeth against his cock as she did so. ‘No guy who isn’t a virgin reacts to the start of a blowjob like that!’ She continued, remembering how the few old flings she’d had had reacted to blowjobs. All of them had been well-versed with sex, and they’d gladly taught her about the ins and outs of pleasure. ‘Well then, I better give him what he’s wanting,’ She thought as he thrusted instinctively up, sending his cock back into her mouth before she could remove more of it. She responded by grabbing his hips and pressing down on them, attempting to pin him down to the floor and keep him in place.

She then started to pull her mouth off his cock again, making sure to pressed her clawed hands into his hips to make sure he stayed down. Her hot mouth slid off his cock slowly, her teeth dragging once again along it, sending shivers through his body, while her tongue ran along the underside. Her eyes looked at Spike’s face as she rose up higher and higher, until only the tip was left in her mouth, with her wiggling the tip of her tongue against his cockhead.

The sensation made him groan with pleasure, and he closed his eyes as he did so. “Oh buck!!” he groaned, before she started to slide her head back down.

‘Mmmmm, delicious,’ She thought with a hum as her mouth slowly re-enclosed his cock, with her teeth still rubbing against his skin and her tongue tasting him and his pre. She then started to move her head back up once she’d gone down as far as she could currently, with her picking up speed ever so slightly.

As she did so, Spike continued to groan and moan with pleasure. Euphoria was pouring through him slowly, although it was starting to pick up speed, matching the increase in speed that Loona was applying to him. And it was affecting him physically.

He could feel a pressure starting to build in his loins. One that he’d felt a few times during his “private” times in his room when he was the only one in the castle. ‘Fuck!!’ He cursed in his head as he felt the pressure continue to build. ‘I’m going to cum!! Dammit!!’ He thought with some frustration, having wanted to have the blowjob last a bit longer.

As Loona continued to pick up speed with the movement of her head, she started to feel his cock starting to throb and twitch in her mouth. ‘Is he fucking about to cum already?!’ She thought with some frustration and anger. ‘Come on, I haven't even started to get off yet!’ She groaned, the cock twitching more and more in her mouth.

The pressure continued to build and build in his loins, with Spike moaning as Loona began to move her head at a much quicker pace, seemingly trying to fit all of his cock into her mouth. ‘Ohhhh!! Fuuuuck!!’ He thought as it all became too much, with his cock throbbing hard as the pressure seemed to explode in him. His cock gave a couple more twitches, before his cum rushed through it and into her mouth.

‘Dammit!! He was a quick shot!!’ Loona thought with disappointment as she felt his first cumshot fill her mouth. ‘Dammit!!’ She cursed again, before she blinked as the next cumshot entered her mouth, sending some cum down her throat and out of the seal of her lips. ‘Holy fuck!! Never had that happen before!!’ She continued as more and more of his cum continued to pour into her mouth, the slightly salty and savory flavor dancing across her tongue.

The amount of cum pouring into her mouth was way more than she’d expected. Small drops of cum leaked from her lips as she did her best to swallow as much as possible, while Spike continued to moan and groan from the sucking. ‘Damn!! How much more is he gonna let out?!’ She thought with surprise as she gulped down his cum, with more drops dripping from her mouth onto his pelvis. ‘It’s like he’s a firehose!!’

“Ohhhh fffuck!!” Spike groaned as his cock shot out a few more spurts of cum, before it gave one more big spurt and stopped. “Sweet Celestia!! That was…that was…wow,” He said while panting a bit, feeling like he’d been racing with Rainbow Dash. “Wow.”

Loona sucked on his cock a bit more, making him moan slightly as she sucked up the remaining cum. “Hey, easy!!” he said to the hellhound, who let out a growl as she looked back at him, her red eyes glaring into his green eyes, sending a shiver down his spine. “Um, down girl?” He said with uncertainty, causing her to growl more, letting go of his still-hard cock with her mouth as she stared at him. ‘Oh shit!!’ He thought nervously as he stared at her. ‘I think I just pissed her off!!’

He tried to sit up, only for Loona to suddenly move forward and pounce on him again, her impressive chest directly in his face, and pinning him underneath her.

“Wasn’t expecting you to be a quick shot, dumbass,” she added, growling as she ground her pelvis against his length. “But I’m surprised at how pent up you were. And judging by how pent up you were, you’re still eager for more fun, are you?” She said as drops of arousal fell from her heated pussy onto his pelvis. She got closer to him as she lifted her legs over his face, showing him her dripping pussy. “Now then, how good is your tongue?” She asked with a smirk, while his face reddened at the sight of her fat and wet pussy. Its lips were rather thick and white, with a pinkish tint to them. Her fat clit sat towards the bottom, with a large drop of arousal hanging from it, while the pink insides of her pussy could be seen slightly. “It better be better than your damn endurance, virgin,” She continued as she turned herself around before lowering herself down on his face, his muzzle pressing into her pussy. She then reached a hand out and grabbed his cock, sending a shudder down his spine.

‘Well, better do what she wants,’ He thought as he took a breath, her scent filling his nostrils as he did so. She surprisingly smelled of sweet honey, a smell that Spike was rather fond of. He opened his mouth and slowly slid his forked tongue out directly into her waiting snatch, which he found was quite warm and very wet. Beads of her arousal ran onto his tongue as he pushed it deeper, with them tasting like honey as well.

‘Hmph!! So sloppy!!’ Loona thought as she felt his tongue move aimlessly around her walls like a drunk man walking home. ‘Not even trying to find my g-spot,’ She continued, holding his cock in her hand as he continued to slide his tongue into her. ‘Sooo disappointing!!’

After several seconds had passed, she sighed. “Okay dweeb, stop right now,” She said. “You’re doing it all wrong,” She continued, prompting him to stop moving his tongue.

“I am?” he asked, his muffled voice sending shivers down her spine.

“Yes, you fucking are,” She replied in a matter-of-fact tone. “Now, listen to me, and you might not end up losing your dick after this,” She continued as she popped out her claws from her fingers, the sound of them making him shiver. “First off, don’t wriggle your tongue around like you’re trying to imitate a writhing worm. It gives damn little pleasure!!” She growled. “Move your tongue around my pussy like you’re licking a pudding cup!!”

“G-got it,” he told her in a panic, before he started to do as she ordered, sliding his tongue around her walls gently. As he did so, her delicious feminine nectar collected on his tongue, the taste making him shiver and want to have more. So, he licked more and more, his tongue sliding against her walls.

“Mmmmm, that’s better,” Loona hummed with pleasure, her tail wagging a bit. “Keep fucking doing it like that.”

‘Yes ma’am,’ He thought as he licked her walls, enjoying the taste of her pussyjuice. ‘I’ll do exactly that.’ His tongue slithered across her walls, brushing briefly against her love button every once in a while, which sent shivers down her back.

“Fuck yes!!” She growled with pleasure as he ate her out. “That’s much better. Make sure to give some fucking attention to my clit too,” She continued as she wiggled her ass, before she started to slowly pump his cock up and down, making him groan with pleasure into her pussy.

Spike, in response to her order, did his best to move his tongue around so that it was against her clit. And with every lick that he did, his tongue rubbed against it, sending pleasure through her in waves. ‘Man, can’t believe there’s so much involved in eating pussy,’ He thought with some surprise. ‘I mean, based on what Button had said, it sounded like it was rather simple. But Loona’s making it more complicated.’

“Mmmmm,” Loona hummed happily as she gently stroked his thick cock, while his tongue pleasured her plump pussy. ‘That’s the stuff!!’ She thought with a smile as her button was rubbed and walls licked. ‘That’s the stuff,’ She repeated, gently squeezing his cock as she sat there, her tail wagging side to side somewhat quickly.

As he ate her out and she stroked his length, her free hand snaked up towards her chest, and gently grabbed one of her tits. “Mmmm,” Loona hummed as she started to rub a nipple with two fingers, while her other fingers pressed and squeezed around it. ‘Weird. These feel more sensitive than before,’ She thought with surprise as she squeezed her tit a bit more, before she felt something wet on her fingers. “What the hell?” She said with confusion as she looked down at her hand, where she saw that a white liquid was on her nails. “Is that fucking milk?!” She said a bit louder, eyes wide with surprise. She then looked at her nipple, and saw that similar white liquid was starting to drip from it. “I’m fucking lactating?!!”

‘What’d she say?’ Spike thought as he ate her out, his tongue tip swirling around her wet cave. ‘She’s lactating?? Damn Sunset, what else is that potion going to do?’ He continued as he lapped up her nectar.

“Holy shit! I’m fucking lactating!!” Loona repeated with shock as she stared at her leaking tit, while his tongue continued to slide across her walls and love button. “That’s weird as fuck!!” She continued before moaning as his tongue slid a bit deeper into her tunnel. “Ooooooh!!” She moaned as his forked tongue reached depths of her pussy that had never been reached by a tongue before.

As she moaned out, she started to stroke his dick a bit harder, and squeeze her tit harder, making more milk come out. Spike groaned as his cock throbbed in her grip, which felt heavenly with her soft fur-covered hand. ‘Holy fuck!!’ He thought as he licked and sucked on her clit and juices. ‘She’s really good at this!’ He continued as his cock throbbed more, while her milk dribbled down her front and dripped onto his chest.

The two horny beings continued to moan and groan as they pleasured each other, their bodies nearly vibrating with pleasure as they continued to speed up their actions. Loona was soon practically jerking him off instead of gently stroking him, and Spike was lapping at the walls of her sex like he was extremely dehydrated.

As he did so, his tongue grazed over a certain part of her walls, and Loona let out a very loud moan/whine, throwing her head back as she did so. Spike, upon hearing this reaction, moved his tongue over that spot again, and she moaned loudly again.

“F-F-Fuck!!” Loona moaned as she roughly groped her breast, while she felt a pressure starting to build inside her lower abdomen. “K-Keep going!!”

‘Roger that captain!!’ Spike thought as he continued to lick at that one spot, while his tongue also rubbed against her fat clit.

The combined sensations of his tongue hitting her sweet spot and her clit was really getting to Loona. She was drooling a bit, her tail was wagging like a damn propeller, and she was squeezing her tit so hard that she was almost bruising her skin. ‘Almost there!!’ She thought as the pressure continued to build and build inside her, while her hand jerked his cock roughly. ‘Almost!!’

As if he could sense she was about to cum, Spike slid as much of his tongue as possible into her love tunnel and started to wiggle it. And the sensation of her getting filled by his thick and wet muscle that was moving around inside her proved to be the straw that broke the camel’s back.

“OHHH YYYESSSS!!!” She howled as the pressure released inside her, with her squeezing his cock a bit hard, making him wince.

Her pussy squeezed on his tongue like it was a steel vice, preventing him from retracting it and thus leaving his mouth open. Her juices poured around his tongue and down into his mouth, filling it rather quickly. ‘Damn she tastes good!!’ He thought as he swallowed his first mouthful of honey-flavored pussy juice, before getting another mouthful.

Not all of her fluids made it into his throat. Some of them dripped out of his lips and ran down his cheeks, or dripped onto the floor. He just couldn’t get it all.

But that didn’t stop him from trying to drink as much as he could. At the apex of her climax, she felt her eyes flutter as something primal rose in her throat. Before she could realize what was happening, her back arched and she let out a howl.

“AWOOOOOOOOO!”

He wiggled his tongue around and sucked on her pussy, making her howl grow a bit higher pitched at the sensation. Her juices continued to pour out of her pussy for about fifteen more seconds, before they started to slow down, going to a small trickle.

“Oh fuck!!” Loona said, panting slightly. “You better not tell anyone I was doing that!!” She continued with a threatening tone, squeezing his cock a bit harder as she sat there. “Got it?!!”

“I got it!!” He replied quickly, his voice muffled by her thick butt and pussy.

“Good boy,” She said, her threatening tone disappearing as she let go of his cock. She then started to slowly get up, with her legs feeling slightly shaky. “Now then,” She continued as she lifted her ass off his face and started to move down towards his cock. “Let’s get busy!!”

‘Oh dear Celestia,’ Spike thought as he watched her move towards his cock, with her legs spread apart a bit. Her wet snatch dripped with the remnants of her recent orgasm, while her clit seemed to almost visibly throb with arousal. ‘Sunset, if I make it out of this, you’re toast!!’ He thought as she reached his throbbing cock and turned around, looking down at his cock with a hungry look.

“Oh, I can’t wait to take this dick!!” She growled as she looked from his cock to his face, her hungry look growing bigger as she did so, while she started to lower her hips. “It looks delightful!!” She said, licking her drooling lips while her pussy grew ever closer to his cocktip. “I’m going to fucking ride you like a raging fucking bull!!” She continued, a somewhat crazed grin appearing on her face.

Spike stared at the decreasing distance between their genitals with a mixture of excitement and nerves. ‘Well, this is going to be something to remember,’ He thought as the distance grew smaller and smaller, until his cocktip was resting against her pussy entrance, which sent a shiver of pleasure through him. “Please be gentle,” he asked her.

“Ha!! Buckle up big boy!!” Loona growled in response. “We’re going for a ride!!” She continued, before she slid his cocktip through her lips. “Ohh yess!” She growled with pleasure as his cock slid into her folds, parting her walls like a knife parting butter. “That’s the stuff!!”

“Holy Celestia’s tits!!” Spike moaned with wide eyes as his cock was slowly enveloped by her wet and very warm pussy. “You’re so warm!!”

“Fuck, you’re way bigger than I thought,” she moaned out as she continued to move down on his cock. “You know, if you were a human, your dick would’ve probably melted off, but being a so-called dragon, you got way more balls than I thought.”

‘Seriously?!!’ He thought with somewhat wide eyes, finding it a bit difficult to concentrate due to the pleasure. “That’s not really romantic or erotic,” He said with a groan as another inch of his cock was enveloped in her pussy.

“Who said I was being fucking romantic?” She groaned, trying to take more of his cock in her pussy, growling and moaning. “I just want you to stop being a pussy and fuck me!!” She growled as she pushed and pushed on his cock, growling with frustration as it refused to go deeper into her. “Dammit!!”

“Hey!! Take it easy!!” Spike groaned as her walls squeezed on his dick like an iron glove, while his cocktip kissed her cervix. “You’re gonna break my hips!!” He said with some exaggeration.

“Fuck your hips you scaley ass pansy!!” She snapped as she rose and fell on his cock, trying to get the last third of it into her body. “We’re gonna fuck rough!! And you’re not going to be a freakin pussy about it!!” She howled as she glared at him, drool running down her chin like a waterfall, while more milk dripped from her fat tits. She started to bounce on his pelvis, her meaty ass slapping against his balls, trying to force more of his cock inside of her.

‘Fuck, are all hell hound pussies this tight?’ Spike thought to himself as this was clearly different from anything he’s ever tried before. Loona was clearly a girl who was straight to the point, or it was probably the potion in her system talking, but every time she pulled up, her pussy would squeeze onto his cock, and loosen when she descended again. She then started to move even faster, making him groan out with pleasure as her velvety walls rubbed against his cock, while she whined and moaned as well due to the sensation of the ridges of his cock rubbing her super sensitive walls.

“Come on!! Be useful!!” Loona growled as she bounced on his dick, slamming down hard each time, trying to force his dick through her cervix and into her waiting womb. “Do something you pussy!!” She continued, before she leaned down and grabbed his head. “Here!!! Suck my tits!!” She ordered, pressing his muzzle into her right leaking tit.

‘Well, she’s offering,’ Spike thought with a mental shrug, before he opened his mouth, letting the leaking nipple slide into his maw. As soon as he did so, the taste of blueberries hit his tongue, coming from the milk dripping from her tit. ‘Wow, she tastes so different up here,’ He continued as he sucked on her tit, making more milk flow out into his mouth. He swirled the liquid around in his mouth, savoring the delicious blueberry taste, as it was quite different from the honey taste of her pussy. “Mmmm,” He hummed happily as he swallowed the milk, before he started to suckle on her tit again. ‘Morrre,’ He thought, while his hands started to move around her body.

As his scaly hands slowly slid along her sides, Loona shuddered a bit, before she looked down at him and growled. “Feeling grabby huh?” She said with an arched eyebrow as both hands started to slide down. “You’re getting pretty daring. Very daring, in fact,” She continued as his hands slid down, and down, and down, until they reached her hips. “Now, grope my fucking ass!!”

‘W-What?!!’ He thought with widening eyes as he sucked a bit harder on her nipple, just then realizing where his hands were. ‘Oh shit!!’ He continued with alarm, before he started to jerk his hands back.

“Oh no you don’t, pussy!!” Loona growled as she grabbed his arms right below the elbows, stopping him. “You’re gonna feel my ass up, and you’re gonna like it!!” She continued as she looked at him, a somewhat crazed look starting to appear on her face.

‘Fuck, she’s crazy!!’ Spike thought with a bit more alarm. ‘Sunset, you are so dead!!’ He continued, while his eyes started to become slitted. ‘If I survive this, I’m going to burn all your clothes and make you run through Canterlot naked!!’

Loona then pulled his arms forward, and placed his hands on her large asscheeks. “Now grope!!” She ordered with yet another growl, while he continued to suck on her tit for a few more seconds.

As his hands started to gently squeeze her asscheeks like they were dough, he moved his mouth from her right nipple and latched onto her left one, making her moan loudly.

“Yesss!! Just like that!!” She moaned out as she bounced on him, her tail wagging as hard as possible. “Squeeze my ass harder!!” She ordered him, prompting him to do so. “Harder!!!” She shouted as his fingers pressed into her ass cheeks.

‘I’m doing it harder dammit!!’ Spike thought with a small growl as his eyes became even more slitted, while a warmth started to spread across his body. ‘What’s it going to take to make you happy with me?!!’ He continued as he stared at her while she moaned loudly.

As she continued to bounce up and down on his cock, still trying to get the rest of it inside her, he started to feel a small amount of pressure in his groin. ‘Well, hope this makes her happy!!’ He thought with a small frown. ‘And calm her down!!’ He continued as the pressure started to build.

“Come on!! Get in!!” Loona growled as she slammed down a bit harder. “Get!! In!!” She repeated. She really wanted all of him inside her, and she’d do anything to have that happen. Including breaking his pelvis.

Her slams sent waves of pleasure through him, and the pressure continued to build in him. Her pussy also started to squeeze on his cock a bit harder, making the pressure build a little faster. The ridges of his cock rubbed against her walls vigorously, sending pleasure pouring through her like large ripples in a pond.

“I!! Want!! You!! In!! Me!!!” Loona growled with each hard slam of her hips on his pelvis, his cocktip firmly sliding into her cervix with each one. “Now!!” She continued, while the pressure continued to grow inside him.

She then raised herself up even higher than before, getting on the tips of her toes to get as high as possible, before she slammed herself down. As her pussy enveloped his cock while her hips rocketed down towards his, his cock slid straight up and slammed into her cervix.

Her momentum then did what she had wanted all along. Loona let out a very loud moan as his cocktip pierced through her cervix like a spear through a target. “OH FUCK!!!” She yelled as she forced more of her cock into her, his cock tip spreading open her cervix and sliding through it into her waiting womb. “YESSS!!” She howled as his cock slid deeper and deeper into her, the ridges rubbing past her cervix as her hips went lower and lower.

‘Sweet Luna’s ass!!’ He thought as he felt his cock get enveloped even more by her pussy. ‘She’s waaaaay tighter than before!!’ He continued as he felt her hips hit his pelvis. He’d hilted himself in her.

And the knowledge of that, combined with the feeling of his cocktip being inside her womb, was enough to make that pressure burst inside his loins.

Spike let out a loud groan as his cock started to throb erratically inside her pussy, before the first cumshot flew out of his tip and into her waiting womb. He sucked hard on her nipple as more cum followed suit, prompting Loona to moan with pleasure while she sat on his pelvis.

Rope after rope of cum poured through his cock into her womb, filling it like it was a water balloon. His cock throbbed and he groaned as he continued to cum into her.

But all too soon, the pleasure started to fade away as his orgasm came to an end. ‘Damn!! That was something!’ He thought as he sat there, while his cock gave one more spurt into her womb, which wasn’t filled to the brim with cum or bloated like a balloon. Her belly was still quite flat.

“Are you fucking kidding me?!!” Loona growled, as she pulled herself up from Spike in irritation, his cum making a pool onto his stomach as it poured out of her pussy. “That wasn’t even five minutes, and you already blew your next load before I could get off!! If this is how it’s gonna be, I may as well just fucking rip it off and shove it up your fucking ass!!” She continued as she looked down at him.

“Hey!! That’s not fair!! It was my first time!!” He snapped back, his eyes becoming even more slitted, while the warmth continued to spread across him and get stronger. “Of course, I’d blow my load early!!”

“Well, woop de fucking doo!!” Loona replied with a roll of her eyes. “You should have tried harder to hold it back, you scaly ass pansy!!

“What?”

“You should have held it back!! I wanted to use you to get me the fuck off, but nooooo, you had to me-” Loona was unable to finish her rant as Spike quickly sat up, knocking her onto her back.

“You-You-You!!!!” Spike growled as he stared at her, his eyes completely slitted. He growled loudly as the warmth inside him grew even stronger, before his entire body started to change. Bones started to crack, and muscles started to tremble, with his scales looking like they were getting stretched out like a balloon. Claws grew longer and teeth grew sharper, while his entire body enlarged.

“What…the…fuck,” Loona said slowly as she watched Spike grow before her very eyes.

His spines grew longer and gained sharper edges to them, his scales gained a brilliant gleam, and his tongue, which she saw when he opened his mouth, was growing longer to fit with his bigger muzzle.

‘Holy Satan!!’ She thought as she stared at Spike with wide eyes, jaw dropped a bit. ‘How big is he going to be?!’ She continued as his body continued to grow bigger and bigger, with him standing up as he grew.

After about ten more seconds had passed, the growth suddenly stopped, leaving Spike towering over her. Spike’s well-muscled body was now way more ripped than it’d ever been, and his scales gleamed in the light. A deep growl rumbled in his throat and chest as his slitted eyes looked piercingly at her, sending an involuntary shiver down her spine.

Loona stared at him with surprise for about thirty more seconds, before she huffed. “Oh, you think this is going to scare me?!” She said, attempting to be tough again and get control of the situation. “Well guess what?! It doesn’t!!” She continued, prompting him to growl again. “Nothing you do will scare me or make me-” She was cut off yet again by Spike.

But not by him knocking her over.

This time, he’d grabbed her by the neck with his much longer and thicker tail. And he lifted her up into the air so that they were eye level with each other.

“Shut. Up,” He growled as he stood there, glaring at her for several seconds, before he tossed her over to a nearby table. “And stay silent!!” He continued as she landed next to the table, before she started to slowly get up. He then walked over to her, and turned her around, her back now facing his chest.

“Don’t blame me for what’s gonna happen next,” Spike growled again as he forced her against the table and spread her legs apart, his cock now resting against her soft asscheeks, making sure she’d feel his new package. “You want it rough, you’ll get rough you horny bitch!!” He said with a grin as he rubbed his cock against her asscheeks.

“Where the fuck is this backbone coming from?!” Loona growled questioningly as she laid there against the table, before letting out a yelp as he grabbed her tail and yanked it hard.

“I said stay silent bitch!!” He replied as he pulled on her tail again. “I’ve had it with your attitude!” He continued, leaning down towards her head as he continued to grind against her ass. “From now on, you’re not gonna do anything unless I say so!! You. Are. Mine!!” He growled into her right ear.

“As if I’d be your bitch!!” Loona snapped back, but she couldn’t even get up, let alone move right now with how strong his grip was against her now. ‘Oh for fuck’s sake!! I’m fucked!!’ She thought as she felt his thicker and longer cock rub between her ass cheeks. ‘Literally. He could break me into pieces with just his tail,’ She continued with a shudder of fear and arousal.

“Heh, we’ll see about that,” Spike growled back with a grin, before he pulled his cock back, making it slowly slide between her ass cheeks one more time. After aligning his cock towards her pussy again, he didn’t bother wasting time as he slammed his hips forward, sending his cock rocketing into her wet folds.

“Holy fuck!!!” Loona howled as she felt his enlarged cock ram through her love tunnel like a rocket, spreading her walls apart more than any other cock had done before. “SHIT!!!” She yelled as her pussy spasmed, an orgasm ripping through her like a tidal wave.

As his cock reached the halfway point in her pussy, her juices started to pour through it. They slicked up the walls even more, and started to run along the sides of his cock as it went deeper into her.

“Fuck, are you in my womb?” she groaned after a few more seconds, feeling his cock making a much larger bulge in her stomach.

“Heh!! I sure am bitch!!” He growled with pleasure as her hips sat pressed against his pelvis. “I did say I was going to make you mine,” He continued, before he gave her ass a slap, making her yelp with surprise. “Now then, let’s go for a ride!!” He said with a massive grin.

He then started to pull his cock out, making her moan with pleasure as his ridges dragged against her walls. He was much bigger than before, so this movement really made her moan out with pleasure.

‘OH FUCK!!’ She thought as his ridges dug into her walls, his cock continued to exit her pussy. ’Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck!!!’ She continued as her pussy burned with desire, while his cocktip became the only thing remaining inside her.

Spike let out a deep growl as he stood there, his cocktip resting just inside her pussy lips, before he rammed his hips forward again. That movement sent his cock rocketing through her tunnel, making her moan a bit more, before she let out a very loud moan as his cocktip rammed into her womb walls, his ridges rubbing against her cervix and folds.

The sensation of all this made her body quiver with a mini orgasm, while her folds squeezed down on his cock like a vice, trying to milk his beefy dick dry. “Hmph!!” Spike huffed with a grin, before he slapped her ass again, making her yelp a bit and moan at the same time as he pulled back once more. “Naughty bitch!!” he growled as he slapped it yet again, watching it jiggle before his eyes.

As he started to ram his cock in and out of her, Loona felt her tail wagging extremely fast, like it was trying to get off of her body. ‘Satan dammit!!’ She thought as he slapped her ass again, while her pussy continued to be wracked by mini orgasms. ‘I’m an ALPHA Hellhound. Not a submissive bitch!! I should be the one on top, not him!!’ She continued with a frustrated look on her face.

He continued to thrust in and out of her for a few more minutes, all the while slapping her ass and watching it jiggle, before he growled again. “Let’s change things up a bit,” He said as he hilted himself in her once more, before he grabbed her by the shoulders and pulled her back.

‘Dammit!!’ She thought as she felt her back hit his chest, before he reached forward and grabbed her legs. ‘I am such a bitch,’ She continued with a frown as he started to pull out of her, holding her in place with her legs. ‘I should not be enjoying this.’

“Mmmm, perfect!!” Spike growled as he thrust back into her, watching as his cock made a large bulge in her belly. He could feel with each thrust that his cock was going deeper into her womb, and so could Loona, as she was moaning and groaning with each thrust.

Each hard thrust made her fat tits bounce and jiggle all over, like she was jumping in a bounce house without a bra or shirt on. Milk drizzled and squirted from her nipples as well, with each thrust making it fly all over the room.

‘Oh shit!!’ She thought as her womb and belly bulged with his cock. ‘Why am I liking this?!!’ She continued, before she let out a very loud moan of pleasure as she felt his teeth dig into the right crook of her neck. “OHHHHH!!!!” She moaned out, another orgasm hitting her hard.

“Yes, keep moaning you slutty bitch!!” Spike growled as he let go of her neck, while her juices continued to drip down his cock and onto the floor. “Moan for me!!” He continued as he started to thrust even harder, making her tits jiggle even more.

His thrusts grew harder and harder as time went on, with his grip on her legs getting stronger as a familiar pressure started to build up inside him, a similar pressure building up inside Loona as well.

“Heheh!!” Spike chuckled as he made a particularly hard thrust, her belly bulging obscenely with his cockhead, while her tits hit her in the face again, slinging milk on her muzzle and eyes. “You can feel it, can’t you slut,” he said to her as he pulled back and thrust into her again. “I’m getting close,” He continued, saying it in her ear, his tongue tickling the tip of it.

“Oh Fuck!! Oh Fuck!!” Loona howled with pleasure while thinking ‘Oh dear satan!! How much is he going to put in me this fucking time?!!’

The pressure in their loins continued to grow and grow as they rutted like rabbits, with Loona moaning and howling with pleasure, and Spike chuckling and grunting.

And then, with one more hard thrust, his cockhead smashed against her walls, and his cock began to throb. “Take it bitch!!” Spike growled with a grin as he held her down against his pelvis, before the first cumshot flew into her womb. “Take it all!!”

“OH FFFUUCCKK!!!” Loona howled as she felt his first cumshot hit her walls, before another one followed it. The sensations of him cumming in her again sent her over the edge as well, and she continued to howl as her body spasmed like she was having a severe seizure, with her juices practically gushing through her love tunnel and out of it.

Shot after shot of cum flew into her womb while she threw her head back, her belly continuing to bulge with his cock. “Yessss,” Spike growled as his cock continued to shoot cum into her, while her juices poured out onto his pelvis and down his legs. “Take it,” He continued as her womb was filled with his cum.

Loona’s belly continued to bulge from his cock for the next ten seconds or so, before it started to swell more as his cum filled her womb up like a water balloon. It swelled and swelled as his cum was unable to escape due to his cock acting as a cork.

“Ohhhhh fffffucck!!” Loona groaned as she felt her belly swell up with cum, with her putting a hand on it as it grew. “Soooo much!!” She continued, while Spike chuckled with a grin. ‘I’ve never been filled up so much before!! Or so satisfied,’ She admitted to herself as she was held there.

His cock continued to twitch and shoot cum for several more seconds, before it gave one more cumshot and stopped, leaving her belly a bit bigger than a beachball.

Loona panted as she looked down at her belly and tits, her tongue hanging out a bit. “Ohhh ffuck!” She said again as she stared at her belly for a few more seconds, before she felt Spike let go of her legs, causing her to slump to the floor and make his cock slide out of her pussy. She landed on the floor on her front, milk leaking from her nipples and cum leaking from her pussy as she laid there.

All the mini orgasms and that massive orgasm she had just had had really done a number on her. She laid there on the floor, her massive cum belly propping her ass up in the air a bit, while her tail continued to wag. A euphoric look was on her face, with drool pouring from her mouth, and hearts in her eyes.

As she laid there, Loona let out a small groan, before she started to lift her head rather weakly. She could feel his cum leaving her body, and part of her didn’t want it to leave. She turned her head slowly to look towards her ass, and saw that a puddle of cum was forming below her pussy.

‘Fuck, he’d fill an entire demon factory with that much…’ she thought to herself.

“Hey,” Spike growled, getting the attention of the weakened Loona, who saw that he was glaring at her with a malicious grin on his face.

“Who said you could rest, you horny bitch?” Spike growled as he stood over Loona who was struggling to stand up. She could see that his cock, which was still covered in his semen and her fluids, was still rock hard as he grabbed her arms.“I’m not done with you yet.”

“Fuck…” was all that Loona could say as she was lifted overhead, realigning his cock with her pussy, and he slammed her hips down against her pussy. She could only hope that the effects of the potion would wear off by then or whatever was going on with Spike would wear off by the time that this all was over. The room was filled with lustful moans, and feral grunt from both sides.


“That was beyond boring,” Sunset groaned as she and Twilight teleported back to the Castle of Friendship. “I’ve never heard so many nobles try to talk over each other in my life.”

“Perhaps, but it was also really informative,” Twilight replied with a smile as she held up several scrolls in her magic. “Now then, let's see how Spike’s been doing while we were gone,” She continued as she started to walk down a nearby hallway, prompting Sunset to go after her.

It’d been a week since Sunset and Twilight had been sent on a diplomatic mission by Celestia, leaving Spike behind to watch over the portal they’d made. And they’d been so busy that they’d forgotten to check up on him while they were out. So, they figured that they should check on him first since they were now home.

“I wonder if anything happened with the portal,” Sunset questioned as she rounded a corner, the Laboratory door coming into view, which Twilight had already opened and gone through.

“WHAT IN THE NAME OF CELESTIA!!!?” Twilight screamed at the top of her lungs, causing Sunset to rush after her friend after hearing her screams.

“Twilight?!! What’s wrong?!!” She called out as she ran to the door and into the room.

“MY LAB!!!!” Twilight screeched with anger and sadness as she looked around at the room, with Sunset staring at it with shock.

The room was in absolute shambles. The floor was heavily cracked in several areas, a couple tables were in splinters, a lamp was knocked over, and multiple beakers were spilled over, their liquids laying on the floor, some of them having solidified. Several shelves had been ripped off the walls, a window was heavily cracked to the point that possibly tapping on it would make it shatter, a wall was cracked as well, and all the chairs that had been in the room were destroyed. The portal itself was gone as well, with only a large scorch mark on the floor where it had been located.

“Geez, what happened here?” Sunset asked, looking at the extent of the damage. “It’s like one of Trixie’s special firework displays went off in here. Oh Celestia, that smell…”

Twilight didn’t answer. She stared at the damaged room, and started to growl through gritted teeth, her right eye twitching. Bits of her mane started to flick up, as if they were guitar strings that were breaking.

“Uh, Twilight, are you okay?” Sunset asked, pretty nervous seeing her in this state. She walked up to Twilight to try and comfort her. The second she tried to touch her shoulder though, she jerked her hand away as she felt like she touched a hot pan. “Ouch!” She hissed, before she felt a sudden rush of heat, prompting her to step back quickly. ‘Oh shit!!’ She thought as she stared at Twilight.

Twilight’s mane was now on fire, as was her tail. Her fur had turned a creamish white color, and her wings now had reddish orange tips on her feathers. “WHAT HAPPENED TO MY LAB?!!!” Twilight roared as she looked around at the room, her eyes now bright red in color. “WHY IS IT DESTROYED?!!?”

As the heat of her rage-filled flames caused the cracked floor to start to melt a bit, Sunset thought, ‘Oh, whoever did this is so bucked!!! Like, seriously bucked!! I haven’t seen her this pissed off since that one stallion dated her to just be popular. And he’s still seeing psychiatrists five months later!![‘

“SPIIIIIIIIKE!!!!” Twilight roared as she teleported out of the room. Sunset tried to stop her but she was already gone. Sunset sighed to herself as she could only think of one thing at the moment.

“You’re fucked Spike…” she managed to say as she was about to teleport to him, only to stop as she noticed a set of clothes that were on the floor at the moment. She looked down to see what looked to be a skimpy crop top and shorts on the floor. “Whose clothes are these?”