Ugh... what happened? The last thing I remember is falling asleep... so why do I feel so tired?
I open my eyes to see a lot of trees around me. W-what?! How am I in a forest? Did I get kidnapped or something?
Actually... how did I know I'm in a forest? Am I a self insert and I finally wrote something and posted it on the internet? Nah, I doubt it.
I shake my head and get up... or at least I try to. Instead, I fall down as if I was in a body that is not used to standing on two legs.
I look at my hands, only to find out I instead had black chitinous hooves... with holes. Wait a minute, black, chitinous, hooves, with holes?! Does that mean I'm a Changeling?
The only way I'd know for sure is if I looked in a reflective surface. Too bad there was none in sight.
Either way I'll need to learn how to stand up. So, I tried to stand up again and fell back down. Ugh... this is going to take a while...
Probably 30 minutes later...
Yes! I'm finally able to stand up! Now, I have to relearn how to walk. What was it that a fanfic I read said? Front left hoof forward, then back right hoof? I tried to walk with that and fell over. Welp, time to endure more suffering.
Probably more than a hour later...
Finally... I'm able to walk. Now sounds like a good time for a nap... I was about to fall asleep when I heard growling from behind me.
I slowly turned around... to see a Timberwolf had been behind me.
Oh, come on! You have got to be kidding me! I thought in terror.
I started running in a random direction away from it. While running, one logical thought popped up in my mind. At least I now know I can run.
A lot of running later...
Finally, I escaped that Timberwolf, I thought, now all I have to do is find somewhere safe to sleep.
I looked around trying to find somewhere I could possibly sleep. To the left was just a lot of trees, but to my right I saw something that surprised me. I was looking at Ponyville
Pinkie Pie writes a story, and that's probably not a good thing. (Complete)
Hey everypony! I've noticed that I've been able to break the 4th wall in stories, and decided to test how strong that ability is, and decided to write a story to test it. Let's start!
Pinkie Pie wrote the words, 'Hey everypony! I've noticed that I've been able to break the 4th wall in stories, and decided to test how strong that ability is, and decided to write a story to test it. Let's start!'
Pinkie Pie wrote the words, 'Pinkie Pie wrote the words, 'Hey everypony! I've noticed that I've been able to break the 4th wall in stories, and decided to test how strong that ability is, and decided to write a story to test it. Let's start!''
10 hours later...
"...and that's what happened, not a mirror pool or pond." Pinkie Pie finished explaining, again.
Twilight, who was in front of her, started to look like she understood, but immediately forgot about it, and said, "I must have zoned out what were you talking about again?"
Pinkie looked at the ceiling pleading for the narrator to allow Twilight to remember, but nothing happened.
Then Pinkie Pie repeated what she's been saying for a long while.
A pink party pony woke up next to a her toothless, but not Toothless, alligator named Gummy. She opened her eyes and-
"Who's Toothless? Is that a pony OC that you're going to have in this story?!"
No, Pinkie, it's a reference.
"Oh."
Anyway, Pinkie got the Pinkie sense that she was in a fanfic, again.
"Oh, I wasn't supposed to know that? Sorry." Pinkie Pie said, with a sad face and deflated mane that would have scared the rest of the Mane 6 if they knew it had happened again.
"Also," Pinkie Pie said, back to normal, "what do you mean I'm in a fanfic again? I don't remember being in any of your fanfics, Author."
Pinkie Pie started her daily routine. First, she checked her party planning list. Second, she left her house through the fourth wall. Fourth, she realizes she went too far forward. Third, she bought an apple. Fourth, she tells her past self she went too far forward. Finally, she-
"Just get to the fun part, Narrator." She exclaimed.
Alright, alright. Let's see... Oh! Here it is! Ahem, Pinkie hops around Ponyville seeing completely normal things like Lyra and Bon Bon on a date, a date, a calendar, hay fries, a pony sadly eating the hay fries, Discord making a cameo, a cord- Wait! Go back a bit, zoom, enhance. A pony she doesn't know, sadly eating hay fries?! There's only one thing she can do, and that is...
"Why are you so sad?" Pinkie Pie, the pink party pony, perfectly pronounces questioningly.
"Well, it's because I just found that my song, that I was about to release, was just sang to the princesses by some sort of bipedal creature." Rick Roll says sadly.
"That doesn't seem that bad." Pinkie says, wondering where the narrator is going with this.
"One of them hated it so badly that she sent herself to the moon for a century! A century!" Rick Roll said upset.
"What?! It can't be that bad, can you sing it?" Pinkie questioned.
He said he could. Then, he started singing.
"So... how was it?" Rick Roll asked.
A heavy awkward silence started. It was so heavy that this story ended.