You breathe in the sweet country air as you stand outside Sweet Apple Acres, Ponyville’s premier (and only) apple orchard. You can almost taste the apples in the breeze as you approach the farm, marvelling at the rural simplicity and beauty of the farm.
“Howdy y’all!” You turn to see Applejack leaning against a fence post chewing on a piece of straw. “What’s a big strong Brony doing in a place like this?” Looking around for a moment in confusion, you realise she is talking about you.
“Oh yes, that’s me!” you point to your chest, to make sure you’re the person she’s talking about. “I’m here on a mission from Celestia. To…” You trail off. Applejack wouldn’t be impressed by your mission to save Equestria! “I’m here on a mission from Celestia to eat delicious apples!”
“Well why didn’t you say! Apple Bloom, bring the apples!” Applejack gallops over and pushes you onto a simple wooden chair. Meanwhile, her little sister Apple Bloom carefully balances a huge bucket of apples on her head, placing it on the table. “Here you go, all the apples! And ah do like a Brony who can eat his apples!” Applejack waggles her eyebrows at you.
You stare at the pile of apples in front of you. There’s rather a lot. Apple Bloom peeps over the edge of the table, watching you intently. “Mister, mister!” she squeaks. “Can you help me get my cutie mark please?”
You look between the apples and Apple Bloom. Eating the apples could win you Applejack’s heart, but you could also help out Apple Bloom - with your wisdom you’re sure to find her cutie mark!
What will you do?
Seduce Applejack by eating all the apples
Help Apple Bloom find her cutie mark
Leave and explore the rest of Ponyville
I am beginning to see a pattern in all the options in which I attempt to seduce somepony...
IS THIS A APPLE.MOV REFERENCE I'M SEEING?
Sorry AJ CMC HERE I COME!
F(YAY!)K YOU I CAN'T EAT ALL THESE APPLES!
All of the seduce options make me feel like Captain Jack Harkness.
Oh, this can only end well!
Seduce yet another pony...
AH WILL SEDUCE ALL THE PONIES!
dont eat all the apples they will give you a wicked bad tummy ache
Like i said before gona seduce em all gona seducem em ALL! and die horrible while im doing it YEAH
What's with the Seduce OPTIONS >:O
oh god, this disgrace for humanity manages to attempt to seduce Applebloom
*closes eyes and clicks CMC option*
Why is my character such a jerkish slimeball to everypony? This does not resemble in any way, shape, or form what I would do if I were in this situation.
512159 Heh, me too.
Seduce ALL the ponies!
screw applebloom. Seduce all the ponies!
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I see it clear as day! I know he does! So does she!
Hmmm... seduce applefack by eating the apples...
apple.mov...
seems safe.
I've heard of SHED.MOV, so I don't need to know what APPLE.MOV is *Clicks the option to help Applebloom* Plz don't make me sedbrerfv or whatever her!
Stetsons are cool, but seduction always fails in experience, real life and virtual. Well, I haven't tried in real life, but it'd probably fail. I don't like those sorts of people anyway...
*CMC*
512681exsapt for rainbow dash
Well i can clearly see that Trollestia set up this whole mission.
>Ignored
>Click> Confused! (Sidequests!! NOOO I always accept sidequests. They = LVL ups/Weapons !!)
>Err Click> Accept
I feel like an asshole just reading this.
Had I been in this situation, I would have begun with Buck you I can't eat all these apples!
After trying to woo Celestia, trying to woo the Doctor, attempting to take over Equestria, beating Tirek at a sick game of DDR, and being severely disappointed with this characters knowledge of human literature (I would have astounded Twi with the fantastic works of H.P. Lovecraft and Dante Alleghori) I have come to the conclusion that I have stumbled upon a trollfic.
Screw you, Appul Hoers! Brony Hero can eat a hundred twenty Chicken McNuggets in a single meal.
Where's Bookplayer?! This is her territory!
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Yes. This is what you have stumbled upon. Yep yep.
*drinks milk from a bag*
Sorry Applejack, but you already have a cutie mark.
Let's go, Apple Bloom!
Log 21:
Well, so much for that plan. Time to see if I can trigger destiny 3 seasons early.
CMC comes first!
SEDUCE TIME!