“Oh Trixie, you are so great and powerful to me!” You take Trixie’s hooves in your hands and look into her bright, quavering eyes. “I know we’ve only just met, but I’ve written so much fan fiction about you that it seems like we have known each other forever!”
“That’s amazing!” Trixie gasps, her mouth hanging open. “Trixie writes fan fiction about herself too! This is indeed a perfect match!”
You lean forwards to kiss her hoof. It tastes of mud. You don’t mind though. “Trixie,” you ask solemnly. “Will you do me the honour of marrying me?”
“Only if you tell Trixie how wonderful Trixie is!” Trixie smiles with glee, and wraps her hooves around your neck. You both tumble backwards onto a pile of pinecones. They are agonisingly prickly, but you have Trixie, you don’t care.
You spend the rest of your days living with Trixie in the Everfree Forest. By day you regale her with stories about herself, and by night you feast on pinecones. It is a tough life, and your bowel movements are hell, but you know you are no longer alone.
DECENT END
(Unless you are Sethisto in which case, EXCELLENT END)
Oh come on, I keep veering towards what should kill me, and I get to this instead! FFFUUUUUUUUUU-
this ending..... im ok with this
I'm more then okay with this
I like to think I'd be capable enough to find something to go with those pinecones. Maybe some poison joke or some river rocks or something.
Hm...
It was leave her to be worthless...
Marry her.
...Or do absolutely nothing for her and be sent to mercury mines...
Me gusta this end
dagnabit, why can i kill myself properly?
After about 9 Bad endings, I finally ended up with this, which turns out to be okay.
Too much bad endings.
.... I'm okay with this
I wish I could thumbs up this multiple times
A romance to ignite the stars themselves.
Curse you Trixie! CURSE Y- oh, wait... Nevermind.
I approve of this one.
I'm ok with eating Pinecones too
first end was decent end, i'm ok with this.
I eventually got through all of the endings - this one's my favourite. This was a cool concept and you wrote it well, nice one.
...I REGRET EVERYTHING.
Finally a good end and you know what i'm more than ok with this Trixie rules Celestia drools.
By far the best ending in this story. Though I dunno why the dude can't eat some of the animal in the Everfree Forest...
I smiled like an idiot at this ending
I do all the stupiest things, and I don't get a bad ending. What?
*Warning, This comment contains some spoilers*
Well, I kinda really like this ending than being a dictator of Equestria as of being the "greatest end" as the author described it..
Marry Trixie?
...
AWESOME END!!!!!!!!!!!
The fuck i can get Trixie but not Twilight?
i think i actually preferred the "bad wolf end"
Best. Ending. Ever.
...I got this by seducing DOCTOR WHOOVES? Wut.
Pinecones, YAY!
WOOO YEAH! BEST ENDING! (So far)
> you feasts on pinecones.
If you listen carefully you'll realise Sethisto just came.
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1st try: stone'd
2nd try: finger stuck
3rd try: married a manticore
4th try: stuck washing dishes
5th try: married Trixie
totally worth it
Me When I Got This Ending:
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....That was adoreable
524982 That image does not look right, it scares me!
Okey.
Not too thrilled about marriage, but this is my first not-bad ending, I`m ok with this
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gusta
Though, not really... but i'll take it!
at least not death or slavery
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Like mic said in his reading of my little dashie " I have never had a HARDER BONER in my life!"
I'm okay with this.
Not sure how this can qualify as a "not bad" ending - isn't there still the threat of impending doom to Equestria?
Where is Sethiso!
He needs to read this!
"Trixie writes fan fiction about herself too!" OMFG, LOL, ROTFL, XD, ASVAB, XYZPDQ.
FIRST ENDING I GOT AND IT'S THE BEST!
LIKE A BAWS!
Well at least he found someone with a similar personality
i can't believe sethisto hasn't read this yet
Yay! Marring Trixie is the best out come so far!
512380 Agreed.