You’re not stupid; you instantly turn around to leg it! Bravely screaming in terror, you race through the forest, hearing the crazed beast in hot pursuit. Your chest feels like it is on fire – despite the fact you won gold medals in all events in Sonic And Mario At The Olympics for the Wii, running seems to be surprisingly difficult.
As an agonising cramp spreads across your chest, you trip, twisting your ankle as you fall head-first to the ground. Instantly the manticore is on top of you, ripping and snarling, its huge snout sniffing you. Then it grasps its claws around your arm and starts to drag you back to its cave.
Shocked, you realise that the manticore is going to eat you.
As you near the cave mouth, you see the manticore pointing with one of its paws to a tattered wedding dress. With growing horror, you realise that it’s not going to eat you.
It’s going to marry you.
BAD END
Oh god! This is the Sea of Monsters all over again DX
510196 Hehe, I see what you did there.
'it's going to marry you'
what the...
Dear God, this is freaking AMAZING! HAVE EVERYTHING.
This is a CYOA done right.
Well it's good to know that I'm not the only person in Equestria trying to seduce things outside my species. This manticore is much better at it, though, I have to give it that.
a much more fitting punishment than death,
So if i HUG it, it tries to kill me, but if i try to RUN, it marries me...
da fu...?
YES! MY TRUE LOVE! LET US RIDE INTO THE SUNSET OF YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUTH!
The fuck?
Since i saw the demon king ending of seduce I think ill take the other ponies/creatures FOR AS LONG I DONT WEAR A DRESS
I prefer being eaten, myself
.... Hmmm, good or bad?
On the bright side, I now have a powerful creature who can fight off almost anything...
... on the bad side... think about the sex
shit...
510196 lol, can't believe I didn't catch that!
Curse you Horny Manticore! CURSE YOU!!!
dafuq? was not expecting THAT ending....
This is even worst than getting my spine broke in two. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Well...That happened.
How is that a bad end?
Love is in the air , everywhere I look around
Love is in the air , every sight and every sound....
Oh why?! ALL OF MY WHY/!?!?
*SUPERFANTABULAMAZING END
Da fuq?
"You’re not stupid"
I figure differently.
Well, time to consummate our love.
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Crap. . . I don't even. .
SEDUCE EVERY CREATURE IN EQUESTRIA!
510196 WHERE IS PERCY WHEN YOU NEED HIM?
WOOOOOO YEAH! DEATH NUMBER FOUR! DEATH NUMBER FOUR!
This is my new OTP.
Wait....
cuddle it= get almost killed
Run away=Seduce manticore?
wut.
how i feel
Its a horrible ending... Not unless you love manticores!!! yay!
LAWL
Confusion.
fuck i hate karma. but seriously marry me...what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THIS IS WORSE THEN BECOMING A FLUTTERSLAVE AND MARRYING TRIXIE COMBINED!
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Even worse then having to work the mercury mines with a broken spine
WORSE THEN ALL FOUR OF THESE REASON COMBINED!
Why....dear sweet god why
What would that even be(question mark) Aha!
Worse then working the mercury mines for Fluttershy while being married to Trixie with a broken spine (all of my bad endings )
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swag...
I've just about lost count of the number of deaths already... I think that's the seventh for me?
Dafuq?
This story couldn't have more twists if it was written by M. Night Shyamalan
Well, ball sack.
Second time finishing this... TRYING AGAIN...
It's going to marry the snot out of you!
*Facehoof* This messed up beast kills me if I'm nice, but loves me when I run away.
Still, it's better than being a slave... And being stupid... But wait...
I'm a girl who hates dresses... FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have to go to work, so i can't read the whole thing, but I have to say, I've been laughing like a maniac through this entire story. Also, I must be pretty similar to Sethistro, because that ending with that sparkly wandy pony was great