You decide to open the box – soon all your dreams will become reality!
“Hey there little Dashie!” you coo as you slowly kneel down, opening a cardboard flap and peering inside. There is still a mewling coming from it, though you can’t quite make out exactly what it is. Suddenly, a cute pair of eyes peeps out at you. “Aaw,” you say, smiling as you open the box to take out your new best friend.
“RRRRARGH!” You scream as from the box leaps a rabid raccoon! The creature is absolutely insane, frothing at the mouth and snarling, its claws digging into you as it lunges for your throat. You try to fight it off but to no avail!
As the raccoon tears into you, you fall backwards into your pile of Mountain Dew. The bottles split, sending waves of fizz across the floor. As you lay twitching on the ground, the raccoon gnawing on your arm, you notice flecks of foam on your mouth – you have been infected with rabies!
As the fog of rabid madness descends upon you, you scuttle off, the raccoon still attached to your arm. You decide to become king of a nearby skip, fashioning a crown out of mouldy chicken legs and wire.
“It’s okay Dashie,” you say to the raccoon, hugging it with your one good arm as you settle down to sleep in the skip with your best friend in the whole world. “You’re my little Dashie!”
The bin men do not notice you the next day, as they unload the skip into their crushing truck.
BAD END
well...that sucks.
Goddammit. I am both saddened, and amazed by this.
My Little Dashie was horrible anyway. I'm glad it was a coon.
Still, sad story bro.
Saw that coming.
Sorta.
Nice man.. oh celestia, why? Funny stuff
killed him agian. i think. there needs to be more brutal ways to kill the charachter
I knew that by avoiding internet would lead to my DEATH! That is the moral of the story right? Stay at home where it is safe and NOTHING bad could possibly happen...
I lol'ed so hard
Damn bloodthirsty binmen...
Damn it, I should have known. Sauntering into alleyways always ends terribly.
I should have just went on the internet...
Well I have been shot, has my sanvich stolen and mauled by a racoon
This story is starting well for me
Well, it still beats My Little Dashie.
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Curse you racoon! CURSE YOU!!!
Never going off the internet again
Yes I killed him! Victory!
Bahahahahaha
Wow i saw it coming but not that way
this guy is a total free kill
He's like Kenny
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1. Shot by policeman while holding my darling waifu Fluttershy Pillow-chan
2. Turned to stone by Princess Celestia
3. Fluttershy's eternal slave
4. Killed by Ghost Rider
5. The old ‘wicker-pony-full-of-bees’ trick
6. Infected by rabid Dashie
This so called "Brony Hero" is an idiot.
So not a cute kitten, and not a wolverine. still funny and disturbing, though.
GOD DAMMIT I ALWAYS HAVE A BAD ENDING
I like that both the options to actually go out into the real world and do stuff results in death. It's a very apt metaphor for how people like our hero could never function in real life.
Oh, I thought it would be a stray cat or something...
WOOOOOOOO YEAH! DEATH NUMBER NINE! DEATH NUMBER NINE!
My first ending.
I probably should have seen this coming, especially considering the reference.
What's with all the MLD hate?
521976 Because "My Little Dashie" is one of THE most overrated fictional works of this generation along with "Twilight", the horrific amounts of forever alone in it made it more of a horror story for me. I was expecting for the ending to be a revelation that the main character was completely insane and DASHEH was just a puppy or something that his mind concieved as a pony, naturally, it was made even worse when it didn't. Besides, it's not even that sad or heart warming, just kind of stupid.
At least it was not heartbreaking.
517688 well i got taken to the moon by luna who then throws me into space and ive been mauled to death by a demon king
My twelth death, I'm such an awesome brony hero! And this was partially expected, I know something as sad and awesome as My Little Dashie could never be true. And the funny thing is, I found the Time Orb on my second try, all I have left to do now is seduce my Fluttershy pillow, return the Time Orb, and try the other option for the box
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i am king now!
Stupid box... This is the first time in my life that a box has ever betrayed me! In spite of this ending, you can almost always trust the box!
Rabies doesn't take effect that quickly. Then again, it's my fault for opening the box in the first place...
509965 FUCK YOU IT WAS DAZZLING FUCK NUGGET /)
509965 FINALLY! someone else shares my views. do you know how hard it is to be the only person in a site full of my little dashie fans to think "you know, it wasn't that great a fic. kinda emo and sappy if you ask me." but of course you cant say it because for all the love and tolerance, they'll still tear you a new one if you say anything bad about it.
535571 fuck you, Imma king bitch.
638492 maybe if the ending didn't involve in the main character doing suicide, my little dashie would be sadder, wait what? you didn't realize that was implied? She should of wiped his memory, make him not suicide.
It honestly wasn't very good, was only popular because it was one of the first decently written mlp fan fiction. It does not deserve 3000+ likes, maybe 300, things like background pony and end of ponies are far better written and far more sad.
Awwwww shiiiiiiiiiiit....
THERE! i have officially clicked on every single option on this fic....... waste of time? I THINK NOT!
I am not amused. (Worldenterer 1st Attempt)
Shit.
The Brony Hero has unboxed: Lieutenant Bites
First try.......
Dammit!
2448033 I'm going through the chapters from 1-62! IN ORDER!
I got a bad ending....in the third chapter I selected...
NUUUUUUUUUUU the Mountaim Deeeeeeeeewwwwwww D:
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This is my third try and so far and I've gotten three bad endings
All I wanted was MD and a Little Dashie, I don't deserve a bad ending