Groggily, you shake your head, trying to clear the static. You feel like you’ve just gone for a ride in a washing machine; every inch of your body tingles and aches. But there’s something else. You can no longer smell the familiar odour of your bedroom. Instead the air seems to be fresh, purer somehow.
You open your eyes, and stare straight into that of Princess Celestia!
“Uuugo!” You blurt out nonsensically as you scramble to your feet, looking about in panic. Instead of your familiar room, you are standing in the throne room of Canterlot Castle, surrounded on all sides by shocked looking ponies. In front of you in all her majesty is Princess Celestia herself!
“It’s real!” you cry, half-weeping as you throw yourself to the floor in front of the princess. “It’s all real!” Quickly you check your hands to see if you’ve become a pony, but no such luck! Still, you’ve somehow made it to Equestria and all your dreams can become true! “But how?” you finally croak out, patting the cartoon floor in disbelief. “How did I get here?”
Princess Celestia steps forward, her magnificent mane flowing behind her as she smiles gently. “Only the bravest and wisest of all bronies may travel to Equestria, using the secret keyboard code of ‘Control-Alt-E’. The ‘E’ stands for ‘Equestria’. You are the first human to have solved the complex logic puzzles placed across your world in order to find the code and enter our land. You are... THE BRONY HERO OF EQUESTRIA!”
“Logic puzzles. Yes. I did that.” You cough, standing to your feet and attempting a heroic pose in order to impress the ponies. Your heart is racing in joy as you think over the possibilities of your new life. “I’m going to go see Fluttershy! And Twilight Sparkle!” you squeak out happily, given a little girly leap in the air.
“Wait!” Celestia raises a hoof. “There is something you must know! To return home to Earth, you must use the power of THE TIME ORB! However, it has been stolen by unknown forces which I believe to be in the employ of Tirek the demon king! For the sake of all Equestria you, the chosen hero, must find the Time Orb and rescue it before all of Equestria is destroyed!
You listen to Celestia, mouth agape. An important mission all for you to carry out, with the fate of the world in the balance!
But on the other hand, you could go see Fluttershy.
What will you do?
Explore the castle to look for clues
Leave the castle to explore Equestria (and find Fluttershy)
Seduce Princess Celestia
all of my wat
1: Do the right thing
2: Do the selfish thing
3: Do the random/weird/wut?!/suicidal thing
Should I seduce Celestia..
Yes. Yes I should.
I pressed Ctrl + alt + E...
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That's what I am thinking of doing... but I suspect if I do I'll end up all alone on a certain stellar object. I'm going for it!
tried Ctrl + alt + E... puzzle LIES dream ruined again!
MUST. NOT. PRESS. SEDUCE CELESTIA!
Nah I have no self-control, so I might as well get a bad end of being sent to the moon now and get it over with.
I'll go with what any hero would naturally do, for excitement. Look for clues... I will be screwed no doubt. I hate my good side.
Im pressing Control-Alt-E but nothings happening!
I can already feel the Seduce option is trap....
Cliched. Affably. Still hilarious.
frowns at 1
mouses over 2
really wants to click 3, but knows it will not end well
WAT DO
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This simply amazing...
What do I do? Should I follow the knight or head go to the mage. Well I think I'll follow the Knight...OH GOD NO! I STILL HAD MY HAND ON THE PAGE SO IT DOESN'T COUNT!...(refrence)
im pressing control+alt+E, nothing happens?
When he appeared in front of Celestia, I expected a Molestia reaction.
But freakzoid bit was better.
Now which to choose next....so many silly choices...so little lifespan...
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I was thinking of that family guy refrence to.
Ctrl-alt-E Ctrl-alt-E Ctrl-alt-E Ctrl-alt-E Ctrl-alt-E Ctrl-alt-E Ctrl-alt-E Ctrl-alt-E Ctrl-alt-E Ctrl-alt-E Ctrl-alt-E Ctrl-alt-E Ctrl-alt-E Ctrl-alt-E Ctrl-alt-E Ctrl-alt-E Ctrl-alt-E Ctrl-alt-E Ctrl-alt-E!!!!!!!!!!!!
*presses Ctrl-alt-E* *nothing happens* *pulls out shotgun* Hey, mind if I come over and shoot you for getting my hopes up?
YOU LIED!
CTR-ALT-E DOES NOTHING!
okay, is there one of these for women?
I'm not a lesbian
and I'm wondering what girls would dare seduce Celestia.....
Who needs mass effect 3 when you have this?!
(not that I hate ME3's ending- infact I just spoiled it and I still have to play it)
The real key combination to enter Equestria is something along the lines of what Freakazoid entered to become, well Freakazoid. To youtube! I must have a place to start my research!
I"M NOT GONNA DO IT! OMG I"M NOT GONNA SEDUCE CELESTIA!
But dear god this is hilarious!
Seduce seduce seduce seduce seduce seduce seduce seduce ad infinitum
*presses Ctrl + Alt+ E rapidly*
*breaks into tears* Why won't it wooooooork? :'(
>“It’s real!” you cry, half-weeping as you throw yourself to the floor in front of the princess. “It’s all real!” Quickly you check your hands to see if you’ve become a pony, but no such luck! Still, you’ve somehow made it to Equestria and all your dreams can become true! “But how?” you finally croak out, patting the cartoon floor in disbelief. “How did I get here?”
/Endless facepalm
CONTROL+ALT+E
Y U NO WORK?!
I couldn't resist pressing Ctrl+Alt+E. *Sigh* I'll just keep dreaming.
Is seduction always gonna be an option?
Edit: i clicked seduce and my computer crashed XD
*Has muscle spasm, falling ont eh ground, starts frothing at mouth*
Anyon3 3ls3 n33d a n3w 3 k3y?
...Mayb3 a n3w k3yboard?
(SEDUCE CELESTIA) thats a brilliant idea i always wondered what the surface of the moon looks like soooo lets do it
I HAVE PRESSED CTRL ALT E 736,836,103,961 times AND NOTHING HAS HAPPENED!!!!
Seduce Celestia? Pff why would i ever- goddamnit hand stop clicking on it!!!!!
i pressed Ctrl-Alt-E and NOTHING HAPPENED!
Whats with all the seducing? Like I would seriously even consider that when I get to Equestria. Damn internets, cant you leave your stupid procreational thrive outside? No? Actually didnt think so...hard enough to find fanfic that doesnt end in a ridiculous 'lovestory', most of them not even deserving that name.
hmm.. seduce the princess, huh?
...I'll do it!
OBJECTION! CTRL-ALT-E only makes it impossible to type the Euro symbol!
Curse this Mac keyboard! alt is also option so I ended up in the Everfree forest and was promptly eaten by a manticore!
Nothing is happening!!! Maybe if I mash it a bunch of times.
520266 Why is that even a command in the first place, then?
Who thinks "hmm, I'll make a command to prevent people from typing the euro"?
..unless it's an attempt to prevent people from purchasing European goods, with the goals of ruining the European economy.
"Only the bravest and wisest of all bronies may travel to Equestria"
Me: ctrl, Z... ctrl, Z! Crap...
> You are the first human to have solved the complex logic puzzles placed across your world in order to find the code and enter our land.
This seems a lot like Stargate: Universe...
512589 Only crazy whores would seduce anyone... Yes, I am calling all bronies whores...
ALSO: I've been wondering if ever a straight pegasister has ever written a FiM fanfic ever... Hell, I'd read a self-insert fic just for the hell of it.
521501 Damnit
521335 Wow.... That's evil.
~Jack
I held Ctrl+Alt+E in for about a minute.
Why am I still here?
Ctrl alt E..... raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa its not working!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is a tough choice
Commence seduction of Celestia. This can only end well!
I wonder one thing. How the heck did Tirek get back?!
And nr 3 don't sound good.
And how can they call that a test?