You rise to your feet, putting yourself between the manager and Fluttershy pillow. “No!” you shout, hoping that your bravery will impress Fluttershy pillow. “No more! I draw the line here! No more Bronycution!”
“Please sir, at least put the pillow away and put some trousers on!” The manager starts to reach for Fluttershy pillow. You realise that this might get ugly, that Fluttershy pillow could be in danger! Picking up a chair, you hurl it at the manager’s head, nobly protecting Fluttershy pillow from his filthy grasping hands.
“Stop, police!”
You pause, standing above the manager with the chair grasped in your hand, as you see a policeman standing up from another table. He had been eating here too, and even though he had watched the whole thing he has obviously sided with the brony-hating establishment. With a sneer you notice that he was eating a Veggie DeLite.
“Get away from Fluttershy pillow!” you scream at the policeman, throwing your chair at his head. The policeman is too strong though, and goes for his gun.
You grab Fluttershy pillow, hugging her to your chest in panic as the policeman opens fire. One bullet, two, three! You look down in horror – Fluttershy pillow has been shot!
“Fluttershy pillow!” You can feel tears trickling down your cheek as you note the smoking bullet holes in Fluttershy pillow, each hole starting to ooze blood. “You… you took the bullets for me!” As you hold her close, you suddenly feel dizzy, staggering about before collapsing to the floor.
“I… I love you!” You start to cough blood as your vision swims and your head hits the hard ground, staring into Fluttershy’s eyes. “At least… we die together!”
The policeman stares for a while at your dead body, and then takes your half-eaten Subway Melt.
BAD END
XD
"The policeman stares for a while at your dead body, and then takes your half-eaten Subway Melt."
This man right here has the right idea.
I die happy... with Fluttershy Pillow... *dies*
510089 I regret nothing..except she had to die!
So a cop kills me and eats my manwitch? Fack that. Ah'm turn into a ghost and haunt his ass
This is freaking hilarious. I NEED TO FIND EVERY FREAKING POSSIBILITY!
Man, this is dark.
And hilarious. I'm loving this!
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Policeman is scout. reader is heavy.
I. Eat. Your. Sandviches.
Wow awesome!
I die with Fluttershy Pillow.
My life is complete.
YES! finaly killed my carachter.
XD
I had to follow the pillow because I knew this would end badly
This is a good death... there is no shame in this.
You can steal my life,
You can steal my love,
BUT YOU DO NOT TOUCH MY MOTHER FUCKING SANDWICH!!!
Dang, I has hoping this would fulfill my pillow fetishes.
TODAY WAS A GOOD DAY TO DIE.
Curse you Subway manager! CURSE YOU!!!!
Yep, definitely satire. No one can seriously think this.
... God I hope so.
... then, i come from, the grave, buy a fan-made Rorschach mask, paint a picture in translucent paint of an angry fluttershy on it, and go around bringing justice to brony persecutors every where.
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This truely is the greatest love story of this generation, but like any good love story it ends in tragedy I'll never forget you fluttershy pillow. Good-night sweet princess
The only redeemable part of this is the cop taking his sandwich.
THAT is the only thing i find truly funny in the entire story.
Haters gonna hate.
~Fecler
YOU'RE...GOING TO LOVE ME!
*reads this story*
...Well, either way this won't end well...
fuck the wat
Lol
The police man ate his sub
510002
This man has played too much Oblivion.
Kill opponent, loot corpse, eat food found on corpse.
ahahahahahaha hilarious! It is horrible and amazing at the same time!
This was the first ending I got. Of the three chapters I've read, so far I'm liking it. It shows a level of awareness about this fandom that is hilarious to me, in that it actually acknowledges the creepy manchild part of the fanbase that, much as we like to deny it, does really exist. I'm sure many won't like that aspect of it, because it may hit a bit close to home for some, but I love the Chris-Chan-esque obliviousness and stupidity of the protagonist in this branch. I was actually half expecting him to call the policeman a Jerkop.
Oh my God. This is hi-la-rious!
On my first attempt, I was killed while defending Fluttershy pillow.
...
No regrets.
512278 No shame. At all. Whatsoever.
WOOOOOOO YEAH! DEATH NUMBER TEN! DEATH NUMBER 10!
NO, NOT MY SUB!
510002
Pfft. I'd have taken the uneaten sandwich from Fluttershy pillow's corpse.
Flutterpillow is best pony.
Holy bucking LAWLZ even if you threw a chair at one, I doubt police would shoot someone so easily, anypony want to celebrate my thirteenth death with me?
Reader and Fluttershy Pillow:
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Totally worth it.
540870 totally agree
3rd bad ending i have reached, come on! will a completely good ending ever involve fluttershy!!
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I know, right? When I was in Equestria, the Author denied a platonic chat. The only option was seduce. All I say is, depending on your devotion to Flutters, you either like it or not. ...I was okay with it.
WRITER. MAKE MOAR. And make a good Fluttershy ending. PLEAZE.
How is this in anyway a bad end?
A bad ending?!
Some of us appreciate the ending.
We few, we happy few.
I cri evertim
Darn. I went my first time doing whatever I wanted, and this time I just tried to seduce everything.
Well.
IMMA GO SEDUCE PRNCESS LESTIA
This is rated everyone?
WASTED
Grand Theft Auto in a nutshell!
The policeman stares for a while at your dead body, and then takes your half-eaten Subway Melt. LOL he takes my food and eats it.
Dramatic Fantasy ending! Yup KIA with Fluttershy pillow. Some love story going around here!
It's spelled FANTASTIC END.
Of all the Brony portmanteaus I've heard, this takes the goddamn cake.
This is how cops earn their meals. What? You think they can afford three square meals a day on their salary? You don't wanna know who that police cop had to fight for that Veggie DeLite...