"Twilight, what are we even doing here?" Church grunted as Twilight lead him into Ponyville's hospital, keeping him upright with her magic.
"You're sick." Twilight said simply, relaxing as the cool temperature of the hospital hit her. She sat him down on one of the benches near the door, then walked up to the counter and took a number, taking a seat next to Church with it. "Spike's fire did something to you that it shouldn't have and we're going to have the doctor figure out exactly what it did."
"Maybe it sent part of my brain to Celestia." Church chuckled weakly, then coughed violently for few seconds. "Gotta admit, it's a hell of a lot more original than the fiery bag of dog shit I intended on leaving her."
"Church, now isn't the time for jokes."
"Why not?" Church retorted. "What if the doctor can't find anything wrong? I doubt a unicorn getting hit in the face by a hot ball of magical dragon fire isn't a common illness around here."
"Even so, he may know someway to ease your pain." Twilight sighed.
"I guess not many ponies are willing to do a field test of that." Church smirked sarcastically, then clenched his eyes and grunted when the migraine came back worse than ever.
"Maybe I should-"
"No." Church said irritably. "Remember what happened last time you tried that?"
"I know, but-"
"The answer is no, Twilight." Church said adamantly. "I doubt I'd even let Tucker take some of this shit. We don't know how strong it is. It could be strong enough to kill anybody for all we know. Actually, now that I think about it, I'm pretty damn sure getting hit in the face by a ball of magical fire would kill most others." Church then frowned and added. "Ironically enough."
"Probably." Twilight said reluctantly, not liking when Church began thinking that way.
"Number three, Doctor Stable is ready to see you." The receptionist called out from her desk.
Twilight nodded at her from across the room and helped Church out of his chair, using her magic to straighten his legs. Once he was standing straight, Twilight slowly escorted him up to the front desk where she saw a cream colored unicorn with a cutie mark of a heart monitor.
"Ah, hello Twilight." Doctor Stable chuckled lightheartedly. "Bring me another angel from the sky?"
"What does he mean by that?" Church asked curiously.
"When Caboose first, um, fell from the sky." Twilight coughed.
"Right." Church sighed, looking at light brown physician.
"So what problem are you having Mr... what was your name again?" Doctor Stable raised his brow.
"Church." Twilight answered for him, and Church cringed. "He's been having headaches for the past few days and I was wondering if there was anything you could do to help him in even the slightest."
"I can try. Follow me this way." Doctor Stable nodded and began walking down one of the hospital's many halls. "Now, I'd like to just fill in some of the blanks on our way there if that is alright with you."
"Suits me fine." Church said, trying to keep up with the doctor.
"Lovely. Now, where have you been staying for the past while?"
"At Twilight's. The library in the tree."
"I see. Any allergies to anything common?"
"Does stupidity count?" Church asked and Doctor Stable laughed. "Guess not then."
"Now, what do you think may have caused the migraines? When did they begin? How often do they last?"
"They started when Twilight's friend Spike hit me in the face with some green fire." Church said quickly. "And they pretty much last for a few-"
"What?" Doctor Stable's jaw dropped. "But, how? A dragon's fire is supposed to be infinitely worse than regular fire."
"Guess I'm just lucky." Church shrugged, looking away.
"If it's luck, it's the luck of the devil." Doctor Stable laughed, then coughed. "How are you with needles?"
"Fine, I guess."
"Good. Here's our room." Doctor Stable said as he reached for the door. "I'd like to run a few tests on you and-"
Church's horn flared into action and Doctor Stable flung up into the air a few feet. He crashed onto his hooves and fell to the floor, looking around worryingly.
"Fuck, sorry." Church said quickly, helping Doctor Stable up even though his head was in intense pain. "I just don't like the idea of being tested on very much."
"Quite alright." Doctor Stable assured him with a weak smile. "I've dealt with unicorns that have done much worse."
"Good to know." Church laughed.
The doctor lead Church into the small room and checked the basics; heartbeat, blood test, reflex test, making sure he got every detail down, somehow hoping Church had survived due to something natural, believing he could study it to make a breakthrough in the medicine world. To Doctor Stables disappointment, as well as gratefulness, Church had a clean bill of health with no irregularities in his system. As far as he was concerned, Church was just extremely stressed and could only recommend to eat healthy and rest up.
"I was almost certain you must have skin of steel for getting right back up after what happened..." Doctor Stable said quietly as he escorted Church and Twilight to the door.
"I wouldn't say being bedridden is the definition of getting right back up." Church grunted.
"You understand what I mean." Doctor Stable laughed. "I don't suppose you will come back within the next week?"
"I might if this keeps up. Why?"
"Well I could have a few other doctors look at you. Particularly those that study cognitive functions and the like. Maybe they would be able to locate the problem."
"I'll see what I can do." Church promised as he walked out the door.
Twilight brought Church back to the library as quickly as she could. Once inside her home, she told him to get some rest so she could triple check her books on dragons to make sure she didn't over look any minor detail that could help her. Piling the books in front of her so she could make references between each of them, making sure they weren't just fluff. As she cracked open the fourth book, the sound of knocking came from the front door, diverting her attention away from her studies.
"Come in." Twilight said, putting a book mark in the page she was on.
"I apologize that I am late." Delta said, pushing the door open.
Twilight squinted at him, instantly noticing his eyes were slightly bloodshot.
"Do not worry, I am perfectly fine." Delta said as he opened his bag.
"That's good to know." Twilight smirked as Delta propped the Necronomicon up the table. Him being able to accurately predict what she was going to say sure saved time. "Did you do whatever it is you set out to do?"
"You mean besides using me as a piece of meat..." The Necronomicon muttered.
"It would be easier to show you." Delta insisted as he turned to the door. "Come inside."
Twilight looked over at the door, waiting for the two remaining fragments to walk inside. Instead, only one stallion came into the library. Or at least what used to be a stallion now that it was a colt. The colt was orange and had no mane, but had a short scrappy tail with no cutie mark present on his flank. His eyes flickering about like fire as he gazed around largely at the room, smirking to himself.
"Is that..." Twilight trailed off.
"Hello, Twilight. It is nice to see you." The colt said, and it sounded as if there was a second, more malicious voice that echoed after his own.
"Sigma?" Twilight blinked.
"Theta, come inside. It is safer in here." Delta said loudly.
As soon as he said that a small purple blur ran inside and ran behind Delta. Twilight leaned to the side to get a better look at Theta. He was smaller than most colts, but slightly smaller than a filly. He had short messy hair and a tail to match. The color of his pelt, mane and tail was purple with red and blue specs scattered about. His eyes colors shifted between red and blue constantly, meshing around the edges to make purple barriers around the primary splotches. Theta saw that Twilight was staring at him and retreated behind Delta. Twilight looked away, not wanting to make Theta feel uncomfortable.
"Do not feel bad, Twilight. Theta only ever interacted with Zecora and the other fragments while he was in the catacombs." Delta said quietly, looking at Theta who glanced nervously out the window. "Out here he is exposed, and feels naturally threatened by others since he knows nothing of them."
"It also doesn't help that they're bigger than me." Theta added quietly.
"You don't have to worry about anything out here. They may be bigger than you, but I can assure you everypony living here is just as friendly as the next." Twilight smiled, but Theta couldn't see it due to hiding his face.
"Sure they are." Theta grunted.
"Now that the introductions have been made, I require your assistance for something rather important." Delta said, staring directly at Twilight.
"Sure, anything." Twilight nodded politely. "What do you need?"
"I want you to help me register them at Ponyville Elementary."
Shazam.
Sigma as a colt...
Fuck.
and countdown to blank flank comment
Something tells me a shitstorm is brewing *sniffs* eeyup, it is
Sigma as a colt, hm? Something tells me his mindset hasn't exactly changed...
Oh god Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon aren't going to know what hit them. Sigma will destroy them and it will be glorious.
Wow. Sigma, have fun playing with other foals your age. *laughs manically*
You're going to put not one, but two fragments in Ponyville Elementary?
Plot twist?
SIgma goes up to class mates "Hello, do want to play a very 'special' game of hide and go seek?"
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.....the Ponyville Elementry school newppaper will get cooler. Also Threa and Twilight would be a pretty great team.
NOT couple. like a duo or something
Looks like the CMC are going to get 2 new members. Equestria may be doomed.
How much Red vs. Blue do I need to know to understand this story?
1272539 Actually, I think this is a fairly smart plan. The last time I remember seeing Theta in RvB (which was, admittedly, a few weeks ago, and my interpretation may be way, way off) he seemed fairly shy, and if his voice matches his personality, he'll fit right in. Sigma would benefit from being brought up in a school in Ponyville, Equestria, taught by Cheerilee, or vomit himself to death from the sheer... whateverness, plus he can't cause as much trouble as a little colt, and it excuses both of them for being Blank Flanked. And if you're still not convinced, listen to this guy: 1272593 Hey Delta, using you to prove a point.
Also, I don't remember when Delta screwed up before. Is it something from after S9E10?
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You have to have caught up to Season 9 to fully understand the story, but I would at least recommend getting the re-trilogy down.
1272736 Well, you'd get the most out of it if you watched all the episodes, but you could just start with season 8 or 9.
1272758 Oh yeah, he did do that. Also, no alcohol for me, but sure, I'm in.
Stigma going to school
I feel he could easily replace Maine with big mac
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THIS. Can't wait to watch Sigma tear those two apart with his frightening wit and cunning...
i'm sure Sweetie belle and Theta will get along just fine.
As for sigma........well....
diamond tiara this is sigma; sigma kill diamond tiara
What emotion is Theta is he empathy because i think he is but i have no clue
WARNING: SHITSTORM IMMINENT!!
WARNING: SHITSTORM IMMINENT!!
WARNING: SHITSTORM IMMINENT!!
WARNING: SHITSTORM IMMINENT!!
WARNING: SHITSTORM IMMINENT!!
WARNING: SHITSTORM IMMINENT!!
WARNING: SHITSTORM IMMINENT!!
WARNING: SHITSTORM IMMINENT!!
PREDICTIONS:
Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara will hassle Sigma and Theta about their names, Sigma's lack of mane, Theta's small size, and their lack of cutie marks. Theta will end up depressed and freaking out, but Sigma will demolish both fillies with his genius, therefore becoming instantly popular with the Cutie Mark Crusaders and anyone else who Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara have picked on. All according to Sigma's master plan.
How did I do?
just based of the fact that theta has a mane and tail means that he should fit in at school if everypony can get passed his multi coloredness.
Mabe he will get along with scoots since she likes scooters and theta likes skate boarding.
THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO MY SIGMA YOU SADIST!
ALCASELSER!!!!!!!
EDIT: NEIN ENIN NEIN NEIN NEIN
!!!!! ANGRY GERMAN IS ANGRY !!!!!
I GET UP AT 6 O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING TO GET FIRST COMMENT AND I GET 32nd UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!!
Ack-m.AckACK!Phuh?!
Literally what I said reading last line.
This... This is getting more interesting than few chapters ago.
1272690 how many times has that been posted to all the chapters of this story combined.?
i dont get it, i've seen like All of RVB(not for a long while but i've still seen it all) up to the ending of season 9, what is the big deal about Sigma being a colt(boy) I dont get that.
Awww Theta is just adorable!
1272695 newspaper*
Theta*
sorry had to
Oh dear lord, Theta, I can understand, he seems like someone that would be at the elementary, but SIGMA???? WHAT THE SHOCK ARE YOU THINKING DELTA??? ARE YOU INSANE??????
Dick move green guy... dick... move.
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*Noon Mane walks reads new chapter Along with Sikanto*
Me: Oh my freaking god this is going to be so AWESOME!
Noon: I KNOW RIGHT!?
Me: BROHOOF?
Noon: YEAH!
*Both brohoof but right when hoof hand and hoof hit each other it then flashes to two graves*
*Here lies two best of bro's who died in a brohoof accident.*
I can see Theta as a colt. Works for him, and I'll have to agree with Darth. Him and Skateboarding with Scootaloo and her sooters, works out great.
Now for Sigma.... I can see where there may be trouble with that, he'll probably find a way to fit in with Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon and join their little gang just to even things out. either that or humiliate them in some way.
theta is so mafucking cute god ma fucking damnit
1272886 Innocence/Youth
"You don't have to worry about anything out here. They may be bigger than you, but I can assure you everypony living here is just as friendly as the next."
sure they are, as long as the entire of ponyville knows that you have Tex(who already made a reputation of herself) and O'malley(who ALSO made a reputation of himself) on your side, along with the elements of harmony, including the princess's hand-picked student
and i thought you can never have too many allies/associates/friends
> "Do not worry, I am perfectly fine." Delta said as he opened his bag.
> "That's good to know." Twilight smirked. Him being able to accurately predict what she was going to say sure saved time. "Did you do whatever it is you set out to do?"
> "What did you do?" Twilight asked curiously as Delta propped the Necronomicon up the table.
What? I'm confused as to who is speaking. Please clarify.
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FIx'd, thanks
'"What did you do?" Twilight asked curiously as Delta propped the Necronomicon up the table.' was supposed to be taken out.
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Okay.
Good god, I see how others might like em a bit, but I still find Church to be a completely insufferable prick. From the voice, all the way down to that immature attitude. I mean, sure he does have his moments, but I still think I'd rather be stuck in an elevator with Skeletor and Cobra Commander for an entire day.
I see Delta is being a clever goose as usual. I wonder how much interaction he will have with AJ later on. A heart warming friendship, that one is. Can't seem to remember much of the others. Been seeing a lot from tucker and dash lately. Griffs probably not up to much I guess, we know whats up with Sarge and his little fragment daycare. I guess the only ones that's left are Simmons and Rarity.
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I can totally see where you're coming from, but I think that Church deserves to be a prick after all that's happened to him. To be honest, I'd probably be a lot worse than him if I lived his life, or rather unlife.
this has captured my interest and i look forward to the spectacular game of "who's the boss".
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Not to correct you, but surely Season 10 is also important in order to understand the AI's personalities?
Does anyone else think this is a really bad idea mixing phychotic with creative? And enrolling it into elementary school?
... HE SOUNDS SO CUTE!
He's my favorite fragment out of all the A.I.'s!
1274177 Not as often as you would think.