Twilight woke bleary-eyed the next morning, pain still running through her side. As she sat up, she looked down to see Spike sleeping on his bed, snoring lightly. She smiled before looking down at her ribs to examine the large bruise from where the manticore had struck her. She sighed and got off her bed and made her way downstairs to prepare breakfast. Twilight reveled in the quiet that enshrined the kitchen as she ate which was broken by footsteps on the stairs.
"Hey." Church muttered as he slowly made his way down the stairs.
"Good morning Church." Twilight said sweetly. She sniffed the air and turned to Church with a comical look. "You smell sort of funny."
"Probably something I ate." Church chuckled.
"Speaking of, do you want me to make you something to eat?"
"Nah, I'm good. I need to wash what's left of this stuff off." Church said as he opened the door to the bathroom.
"That sounds like a good plan." Twilight giggled.
Church came out of the bathroom several minutes later, with a smile spread across his face.
"What are you thinking about?"
"A lot of things." Church said as he sat down at the table next to her. "So you were up late last night, huh?"
"Yes, how did you know?"
"My room is right next to yours, you woke me up when you kept running around your room."
"Oh." Twilight said quietly. "Sorry, I didn't know."
"I don't get much sleep anyways." Church shrugged. "So what are the plans for today?"
"Well a star hit nearby and I thought I would go and examine it."
"Sounds... fun."
"It should be, do you want to come?"
Before Church could respond a small knock came from the front door and the pair fell silent.
"Who is it?" Twilight asked.
"It's me." Fluttershy said quietly, barely audible past the door.
Twilight opened the door to see Fluttershy, eyes filled with tears, staring up at her.
"Fluttershy... what's wrong? Are you okay?" Twilight asked quickly.
"Twilight, it's horrible." Fluttershy said, hugging Twilight tightly.
"Fluttershy calm down. What happened?"
"Somepony got attacked a-at the edge of town."
"What do you mean attacked?" Twilight asked softly. "Tell me everything you know."
Fluttershy took some deep breaths to calm down before starting. "Aqua Dew was sitting on the bridge when the stars lit up the sky, when suddenly a star fell next to her."
"The star?" Twilight mumbled before snapping back to attention. "What happened next?"
"That's what the doctors can't find out. She just kept screaming about a tall monster that attacked her, and nothing else. I hope she'll be alright."
"How did she get attacked?"
"Her horn got torn off." Fluttershy said before wiping her eyes. "I talked to the pony that found her and I found out that the bridge nearby had been destroyed as well."
"What happened to it?" Twilight cooed, trying to squeeze out each and every last detail of the hysterical mare.
"It was blown up. That's how the pony found her, she heard an explosion and went to find what caused it."
"Where's Grif?"
"H-he went to go get the others and he told me to come here and tell you what happened."
"Let's wait for the others, then we'll try to figure this out, okay?"
Fluttershy nodded before releasing Twilight to go wait next to the door.
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In a small house on the edge of Ponyville, a stallion was sleeping when he was awoken by a knock on the door.
"Who is it?" The stallion called out weakly.
A few seconds of silence lingered before the knock repeated, this time harder and more rapid.
"Hold on a second." The stallion grunted as he rolled off the bed and started to make his way to his door. As he reached out to open it, the door exploded in his face. The stallion recoiled and covered his face with a foreleg, deflecting the wooden remains that flew at him. He slowly lowered his hoof to see a light blue beast standing in his door, holding a bloody unicorn horn.
"W-who are you?" The stallion asked as he backed up against the wall. "What are you?"
"What I am depends on what your next move is." Carolina said as she took out her pistol and pulled the slide back.
The stallion’s eyes went to the pistol with the understanding that she brought it out for a reason and, judging by her attitude, he did not want to find out what it did.
"Well?".
"What do you w-want me to do?" The stallion asked.
"Answer some questions." Carolina said as she placed the pistol back in the holster
"Fair enough." The stallion said, motioning to a seat. "Why don't you have a seat, m-make it easier on the both of us."
"I prefer to stand." Carolina said quickly. "Now, do you know anybody named Alpha?"
"Can't say that I do."
"How about Epsilon?"
The stallion shook his head quickly.
"Church?" Carolina asked, this time with a darker tone.
"No..."
Carolina grunted and looked out the window of the house.
"Have you seen anybody that isn't a damned horse around here?"
"N-no, all the ponies I know are, well, ponies. And I know pretty much everypony in town."
"Has there been anything odd that happened in town recently?"
"Besides a... whatever you are... demolishing my door, not really..."
"That's too bad." Carolina sighed.
"Why's that?" The stallion asked quietly.
Carolina grabbed the stallion by the throat and lifted him off the ground.
"What are you doing?" The stallion choked through the assailant’s iron grip.
"If you aren't going to be any of any help to me then I have no use for you. I'll ask you one more question, and you better damn well have an answer, has anybody new come into town recently?"
Suddenly memories filled the stallion’s mind. Memories that went back a few weeks to a certain pony. A certain pony that kicked him in the ribs, embarrassing him in front of everypony in town.
"Well?" Carolina snapped.
"I remember meeting a stallion in town a few weeks ago, and I could tell he wasn't from around here." The stallion choked. "He is kind of old, red fur, sort of has weird accent."
"His name." Carolina commanded, loosening her grip on his neck. "What is his name?"
"I think it was Sarge." The stallion wheezed as he struggled to get his breath back.
"Great." Carolina said, dropping the stallion to the ground. "Take me to him."
You remember this guy, right?
ALSO Lithe Kamitatsy is following me.
Lithe fucking Kamitatsy, the author of one of my fav non-crossover fic Two's Company, Three's a Crowd.
This pleases me immensely considering the only other six people they are following are damn well talented writers.
first lololol
Lawdy...
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Oh, this is going to be great!
Carolina is going to laugh her fucking head off when she sees what happened to them ... or kill them. Probably just kill them.
GIVE HER A FACE FULL OF BUCKSHOT SARGE!!!
pun intended
shits going down bruh.
618591 yeah and buckshot that motherfucker pony too
ONE HUNDRED CHAPTERS! YAY! TIME TO HAVE AN OKTOBERFEST!
Good Grif I read 100 chapters in about 6 hours time. Do I get a prize?
Y u such a bitch, Carolina?
Wow.......This is probably the first fanfiction that I Favorited to make it to 100 chapters.
Congrats man! And oh shit.....a storm's a brewing.
"bitch got a horn in her hand"
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God that pic applies so well in this situation.
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A shiny alien 3 times your height blows your door up, points a gun in your face, and lifts you off the ground by your throat. I'd be too busy shitting myself to answer any questions.
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Come now let's be serious. She is slightly under twice her size, not three times her size.
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Well its really subjective, I mean we are comparing the heights of one fictional character to another, plus you never said how tall the stallion is. Maybe he's a midget pony? A little little pony? I'm not sure whats pc in Equestria....
Anyways my point is that I'm sleepy and thinking about it too much.
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I had originally written "A large stallion" at the start but took it out because it sounded silly.
But yeah I'm tired too.
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...or MAYBE when Carolina entered the storage unit she became super tall! Sweet Celestia it all makes sense now!
*zleep*
We await lopez to bring some culture to the ponies
I need Lopez in this story. NOW.
Yay more to read...
( reads chapter)
That bitch is Gunna die!! (screaming like a mainiac while pulling out a AA12 shotgun)
This would be a good Tex moment to beat the hell out of Carolina.
Aww crap
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Also, congratulations on 100 chapters!
Pinkie wishes to throw you a party
618716 where is that clip from?
Woah so its a Non-Ponified Carolina
Damn Son...They are screwed
TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO DIE!
I just found this fic and went on a huge binge to read the entire thing over the course of two days.
Insanely good, I must say. At first I was annoyed when the rest of the RvB crew showed up because it took the attention away from Caboose, who's supposed to be the main focus judging by the title, but it actually works out quite well.
I shall wait for more!
I found out about this story due to its submission by Fanfic Theatre 3000. After going through the first 5 chapters, I realized: Hey, this is a really good story. So I dropped by and saw the chapter count was at 26. I fav'd and the rest is history.
I love this story happy Centinial!
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What Fanfic theatre?
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Fanfic Theatre 3000 Have a laugh.
Ooh... dis gonna be gooooooooood!
Kick ass Sarge... look mama I made a punny!
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Popcorn required
darkwing... words cannot discripb just how badly i wish her to have her flank or ass, kick to the moon.... wait a sec... CAN YOU DO THAT? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!
So, I'm predicting that if Carolina is to lose, this whole predicament will end one of three ways- One, the Blood Gulch crew use their weapon... leg... ability things to kick her ass- hell, they took down the Meta by teaming up (sort of). Two- Celestia gets wind of what's going on in Ponyville, banishes Carolina to the moon. Three- Church decides that since he's the god damn Epsilon inside of the Epsilon unit, he uses that power to stop Carolina...
Or you'll come up with something totally unexpected but still humorous.
... Or she wins and brings Church back- but I don't like to think about that.
295227 I posted the first 10 chapters of a dramatic reading on YouTube, Dark. I tried my best for it.
ShadowflashMLP
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Yeah I linked you in the description already.
623031 Yeah, babeh.
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I'm just gonna say, I've been reading this story for three days, and I think you've added about three chapters, you are a great author, and just keep them coming... They keep me from boredom...
I have a bad feeling about this. Or maybe that's just my anticipation of exams over the next 3 days, or a combination of the 2.
623033 well, you started later than I did. It took me 3 weeks or so to catch up. Then again, I was editing it... must be much simpler to just read it. Have fun though. Hopefully my editing has made it more Reader-Friendly though. If it has...
618678 Uhh, I don't know if he actually meant this but I think it may have been a perverted joke... so what you just said... umm... you may want to reconsider your statement if he intended it to be a sexual joke... otherwise, lol!
I smell a shitstorm a brewing...
and pain,
lots of it to come...
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