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User ID: 10,263
Registered: 24th Jan 2012
Last Seen: 5h, 20m ago
Story views: 59,953

Name? psychicscubadiver

Known Aliases? 'The Dresden Fillies guy' or 'That smirking wise-ass with the crooked glasses'

Location? Varies

Occupation? Classified

Birthday? 2/30

Sex? Maybe, depends on who it's with

Plans? World domination via writing MLP fanfiction. Don't ask how.

Are you going to give a stupid answer to every question? Is the Pope Catholic?

I'd also like to give a shout-out to my editors, Silentcarto and fried195, without whom my fics would be nigh unreadable.

Current Status

Reading: Counting down, Counting Up

Watching: VS videos on youtube

Writing: Chapter Seventeen of FM

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Gummy struggles to reach the Ponyville River. All of Ponyville tries to stop him.
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Twilight, Rainbow and Applejack travel 3000 years into the past with their new friend the Doctor, to the ancient city-state of Roan. They meet the famous Leonard DiHoovsie, and find themselves embroiled in a deep mystery with dark implications.
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Being a statue can drive you mad, yes?
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[Comedy] [Random] [Adventure] [Alternate Universe] [Human]
a human gets seperated from his group while traversing a mountain. finds himself in a strange land
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[Adventure]
Only one mare can claim the Platinum Crown of Canterlot.
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Grand Galloping Gala meets Groundhog Day time-loop
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The Watchmen's most wrathful vigilante finds himself in the strangely innocent land of Equestria.
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Young Birdy is sent to Canterlot to steal an artifact and bolster Prince Blueblood's reputation.
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The Pale Pony (of Death) faces his greatest challenge yet: free time.
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Sweetie Belle must find Twilight by travelling through different Fanfic worlds...
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The Doctor and family find danger at the side of Ditzy's great aunt, Daring Do! Can the Doctor save the day before his in-laws kill him?
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First part of the "Screwball Trilogy". Mysterious goings on and strange transformations.
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What ho! Big doin's on the night of the Grand Galloping Gala!
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There's a new Sheriff in town.
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Gilda and Lyra form an unlikely duo as they travel to the Griffin Empire, becoming involved in an undertaking far larger than they had ever imagined.
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I didn't start writing fanfiction to get favorites or followers. I could pretend it was art for the sake of art, but frankly I've always had an overactive imagination and strange habit of documenting what it produces. However, many of those stories or ideas stopped halfway. I've got folders full of plans, chapters, ideas, but no complete stories. When I published the first chapter of the Dresden Fillies, I wasn't sure I would finish it. Sure, I had all these great ideas, and there was that scene I was dying to write, and so on. But the simple truth is that I had those thoughts at the beginning of every project.

What changed this one was you guys. I was, and still am, blown away by the support and love you guys have for a silly crossover that by all accounts shouldn't exist, much less work. Within the first few chapters, I quickly realized I had to finish this. It was a fear of reprisals your dedication that made me complete 'Strange Friends'. Those folders are still full of ideas, I come up with them far faster than I could ever write, but now there's a chance they'll actually be written. These days I'm looking over projects I abandoned years ago, wondering if they're any good. Wondering if I should try picking up my pen again.

And it wouldn't have happened without any of you.

Somehow, the simple phrase 'thank you' doesn't seem like enough.


But enough of the maudlin stuff, I also like to thank my editors and pre-readers:

     Silentcarto, the man who has been with me since almost the very beginning. He always fixes my errors, points out odd pieces of dialog or descriptions, helps me keep everything in the story running on an even keel and never gets much in the way of recognition for all he does. He also isn't afraid to tell me when I screw up, which is an invaluable asset in an editor.

     Fried195, he's always there for chapter/story analysis in addition to reviewing my work at ungodly hours of the day and night.

     Coandco, has a mind like a steel trap and catches errors that I've missed after five readings. Had I any work ethic of my own, I might envy his immense dedication.

     SA, was always willing to talk and explore story themes/ideas, often to tangents I hadn't even thought of. His tragic accident involving those coconuts and the blender left me crying for days.

I didn't really prepare anything for the occasion, but I do have something interesting to relate, at least.

Recently, I was reading a book of short stories by Harry Turtledove (an excellent author) and found a short fantasy called 'Honeymouth'. It's about a man who by all appearances shouldn't be chaste enough to ride a unicorn into battle.  Though quite a bit is suggested, the story certainly wouldn't warrant a 'mature' rating. The following are Turtledove's thoughts on the story.

"Honeymouth" is the only unicorn story I've ever done. I take a certain modest pride in noting that it's one of the raunchier unicorn stories ever written.

Perhaps that was true then. I rather doubt it would even enter the same ballpark these days.


psychicscubadiver · 177 views

Latest Stories


The Endless Song

Once, I was alone.

I felt neither sorrow nor joy at this. The presence or absence of others meant nothing to me. The universe moved in silence, and I drifted in its flow.

Then came the song.

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The Dresden Fillies: False Masks

Almost a year has gone by for Harry Dresden since he left Equestria. He'd have written, but between saving his newly discovered brother and destroying a scourge of vampires he's been a little busy. Then out of the blue he receives a strange letter from Twilight asking him to return. With no cases at the moment he eagerly accepts, but his friends aren't the only ponies expecting him. There's been a lot of rumors since his last visit and some ponies aren't too keen on seeing him come back.

A sequel to The Dresden Fillies: Strange Friends.

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The Brony Guard Unlimited

When the Brony International Guard came to town Lyra thought all of hers dreams had come true. Finally, she had proof that nopony could argue with. But there's something strange about these creatures who call themselves 'bronies'. It isn't just their weird humor or quirky behavior. They're keeping secrets from everypony, and only Lyra seems to notice, or even care. None of investigations have solved this mystery just yet, but with the arrival of some new divisions, she may finally have the chance she needs...

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Order and Chaos

Night and day. Fire and ice. Creation and destruction. Everything has an opposite, and Chaos is no exception. Princess Celestia tells Twilight the true history of Discord's rise, the Alicorns' fall, and the creation of the Elements of Harmony.

She tells her student the story of Order and Chaos.

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The Brony International Guard

Twilight is an intelligent mare, and always has something to say. But when a group of bizarre creatures shows up at her library offering life long service and devotion, for once she's at a loss for words. Which is too bad, because she'd really love to ask: what's a human and why are they so weird?

Story Image by: Megan Lara

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The Dresden Fillies: Strange Friends

Harry Dresden, Chicago's only professional wizard, accidentally travels to Equestria after being attacked in the Nevernever. Twilight is none too amused with their newest 'guest', but trouble is brewing. Somepony is planning something sinister and the mane six may need Dresden's help however little some of them want it.

Story Image by: Lynxgriffin

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Comments

#504667 · 3w, 6d ago · · ·
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Gaaaah! Please hurry! I'm running out of Dresden Files books and soon fanfiction will be all I have left!

#484514 · 5w, 1d ago · · ·
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>>484174

Quite welcome, though you don't need to thank me. I calls 'em as I sees 'em, and it was a very good story.

I am surprised it actually got hits from that, also. I  didn't realize anyone actually looked into the stuff I have up.

#484174 · 5w, 1d ago · · ·
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That's for the recommendation on House of Daring!  I'm already getting hits because of it, and I sure appreciate the publicity.  Glad you liked it.:pinkiehappy:

#483371 · 5w, 1d ago · · ·
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The only thing missing in FM :

Bob X Perv master Cloud Kicker :derpytongue2:

#403300 · 11w, 1d ago · · ·
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Your not the only one that's writing Dresden/MLP crossover so I think you should continue

#382576 · 12w, 5d ago · · ·
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I like trains.

#372332 · 13w, 5d ago · · ·
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I wanted to reread the scene in "Strange Friends" where Dresden Soulgazes with Twilight, and I ended up rereading the whole story.  

On a related note, I noticed something which might be more appropriate to ask about in the comments section of the story instead of your author's page, which I will put in the final chapter.  

#369371 · 14w, 47m ago · · ·
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gotta love serfing through fics made awsome discovery best book meets awsome show yay dresden crossover thank you for the meal

#369350 · 14w, 1h ago · · ·
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Well, that was a beast of an update. Congrats on your first 100k+ word fic.

#320496 · 18w, 3d ago · · ·
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few things

1 we have a folder called evil trixie

2  hells frozen over with that huge storm om the east coast

3  yes they were originally 2 posts

hey,

It's me that guy who pmed you over the course of the week well if your getting this that means you want to have your story added well at the moment i have three hundred other people to deal with so if you wold be so kind as to add it your self i would be ever so greatful.

Thankyou

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