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Now, because you've taken the time to come to my page and stay for long enough to read this, I should reward you, right?
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New to my stories? Here are some "good" ones to get you started, if you can't decide what to read first.
- How Every Shipfic Would Actually Happen A realistic view on shipping fanfics 7,125 words · 22,362 views · 2,073 likes · 142 dislikes
- My Little Stashie A humble parody of My Little Dashie 6,904 words · 13,453 views · 900 likes · 42 dislikes
- The End of Ponyville Twilight can't find her pillow 17,350 words · 16,142 views · 877 likes · 35 dislikes
- Sweetie Belle Finds Out Where Babies Are Made Rarity tells Sweetie Belle where babies are made 1,348 words · 29,418 views · 1,341 likes · 64 dislikes
Q: What's your name?
Q: What's your favorite food?
A: All of it.
Q: Who is best pony?
A: I do not objectify ponies. It is Rarity, however.
Q: Can I advertise my story on your user page?
A: No. Now run before I get the spray bottle.
Q: Why are you only following Chromosome?
A: I do what I want.
Q: Will you follow me?
A: Are you Chromosome?
Q: What color pants are you wearing?
Q: Do you write clop?
A: Define clop.
Q: Sensual pony fan fiction?
Q: Will you?
A: Will you?
Q: What's your favorite word?
Q: How big is your vocabulary?
A: Twelve words
Q: Are you a gorgeous piece of man-cake?
Q: Did anybody actually ask you these questions?
A: Of course they did.
Q: No seriously, it isn't an FAQ if none of these questions has been asked, right?
A: It's okay, probability says somebody's bound to ask them.
Q: But that doesn't make them frequently asked, correct?
A: Get out.
The Idea Mill
Need a story idea? I have plenty that I've completely abandoned for reasons that should be too obvious. Feel free to steal these.
1) Pinkie Pie is a train. Choo choo motherfucker.
2) Second person fic that stars you as a saddlebag.
3) Rainbow Dash sits in a room and watches a piece of dust journey across the floor. An introspective fic about the beauty of moving slowly. Things blow up at the end.
4) Spike starts reading a book about cooking and gets really good at cooking. He becomes chef spike and gets his own cooking show. Hilarious.
5) Pinkie Pie does something funny.
6) Twilight steps on a piece of glass and realizes that she's actually made of metal and a robot.
7) Pinkie Pie is actually half-chicken
8) Rarity goes into town and buys something. She returns to her boutique and uses her bought item to complete a task. The funny part is the anti-climax.
9) A story that devolves into a race between Rainbow Dash and a rainbow.
10) The earlier years of Tom the rock, when he was a young buckaroo going to parties in high school and getting wasted.
11) Twilight is actually a top level general of the Equestrian military. She attacks everything on sight.