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User ID: 23,284
Registered: 3rd Apr 2012
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Writer. Mechanical Engineer. Pony enthusiast. Member of Spanish Announce Table Goes First.

I like to consider myself the Andrei Ulmeyda of Pony Fanfiction.

If you'd like to chat, or just need someone to add to your Steam friends list, please feel free to add me! My account is here.

The Hype-O-Meter 5000! AKA Current Story Status!

Here, I will put the status of all the ideas I have. Anything that says "Planning stages" is fancy talk for "is just in my head at the moment."

An Average Delivery: 40% Completed

Mojovision Presents - My Little Pony: Planning stages.

Daring Do and the Quest for an Average Day: Planning stages.

The (Incredibly Poorly Planned) Revenge Of the Diamond Dogs: Planning stages.

Tiara's Lair: Planning stages

The Seedy Underbelly Of Ponyville: Planning stages

Rarity Gets a Pimple: Planning stages

Diamond in the Rough: Planning stages

Friendship Is Too Mainstream: Planning stages

I Have No Mouth And I Must Cupcakes: Planning stages

World Wrestling Flutter-ation: Planning stages

No More Ponies: Twilight Struggle: Planning stages

The Plot Point: Planning stages

Success Waits For Nopony: Planning stages

For Daddy: Planning stages

Tabula Rasa: Planning stages.

Agents of O.R.D.E.R: Planning stages

These are stories that you should probably read!

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A strange plague is attacking Ponyville and Twilight has to stop it... by giving up reading.
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Pinkie Pie has an existential crisis about paint.
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[Comedy] [Random] [Slice of Life] [Alternate Universe]
The world is turned upside down as two poorly designed ponies invade Ponyville.
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And So I Wander

My name was once Lulamoon. But that was over a thousand years ago.

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A path where symphonies are composed with cans of spray paint.

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Inspired by "Nirvana" by Tom Waits

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The Diary Of An Evil Pony

Dear Diary,

I have selected my new name for this job: "Fleur De Lis."

The target's name is Fancy Pants. He's rich, he's well-known, and most importantly, he's single. This is going to be a breeze.

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An Update on Me · 2:11am

Hello all! Apologies for being sorta radio silent the past few weeks, but I thought I'd give everyone an update.

For those of you who were around back in September, you know that I went through a rough period where I battled an old foe, Anxiety/Hypochondria. Well it appears he's back for round two, so I've been sorta out of commission for the past few weeks or so.

I'll be fine, because I always am fine. Anxiety isn't a foe that can beat you, it can only knock you down before Garcian Smith comes and revives you before you make your big comeback and smack it down again. Then again, Anxiety can't be fully beaten either, only knocked back into place for a while.

So yeah, that's why I've been sorta distant the past few weeks. Apologies to anyone on my Steam friends list who have noticed if I haven't been very talkative/acting weird, that's the reason. I've mainly spent time relaxing, working on calming down, and playing XCOM.

Now then, other things…

Exit Through Canterlot!

I haven't even started Chapter 10 yet. This isn't because of anxiety but more because given that I just closed Act 1, I wanted to take a little break and do some planning to make sure things keep working. FUN FACT: When I first started ETC, Prince Blueblood was never meant to be in the story for more than a chapter, but thanks to some great advice, he's become a major player. I'm doing a little reworking of what's to come, but the plan remains mostly the same. As I've said before, I'm looking more forward to writing Chapter 10 than I have been for any other chapter in ETC.

And So I Wander!

Some of you may have noticed This Little Thing. I wrote it in literally 24 hours for the EQD Fanfic Event. I think it turned out… eh. To be honest, now that I look at it, I'm much happier with the idea of the story than the execution. I'm going to store that away and perhaps turn it into a full story in the future.

For Daddy!

You guys have no idea what I'm writing here. I am reinterpreting the living FUCK out of Screwball.

So again, apologies for sorta disappearing, apologies for not talking, but basically I've been on a little writing break, and am getting back into the swing of things.

ALSO: Something big, job-related, may be coming my way. Fingers crossed!

And now, I return to hiding.

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#474390 · 2w, 1d ago · · ·
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>>457291

Wow... now that is an incredibly dark opening that I've never seen before. :applejackunsure:

incidentally, Brian. For your D-dog story, you should probably take "increadibly" out of the parenthesis in

"The (Incredibly Poorly Planned) Revenge Of the Diamond Dogs"

Just makes its flow smoother imo.

#457291 · 3w, 3d ago · · ·
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#447977 · 4w, 1d ago · · ·
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So I read The Diary Of An Evil Pony, and I just can't help but think of these three songs:


feeling musical,

-Psyco Josho

#439336 · 4w, 6d ago · · ·
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After having burned through the entirety of Exit Through Canterlot and feeling hungry for more (but still sexually frustrated), I figured I'd just have to follow you so I can read everything else you've ever made.

#388293 · 8w, 4d ago · · ·
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Awesomenauts yay!:pinkiehappy:

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