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A herald of the World of Illogic


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Registered: 1st Mar 2012
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[(from Stalin the Stallion)]:

(Thanks to Art Inspired that I could make this.)

I am slightly insane, as many of you can guess from my avatar pics. Nurhurhur.... I also have an incredible imagination and can get three more ideas after I just started one. I will never make any sexual content, EVER! Do not ask me to make it.Do not plead me to make it. Do not beg me to make it. Any of these demands, and I'll run you over with my flame-thrower tank.I absolutely hate mary-sues, so you won't be seeing any stories like that stay up if the main character turned out to be one.

And for a final note, to all those who are new here, WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF ILLOGIC! The Psychopath welcomes all! To enter, all you need to do is give your sanity. A meager bargain for the greatest of lives.

I've grown attached to my psychotic character, so I'm donning his name. WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF ILLOGIC! THE ONLY PRICE TO PAY TO ENTER IS YOUR SANITY!(formerly,Silverdragon)

This is my rental flamethrower tank. Hopefully, it'll stay.

The pictures made for me by artists and other people

This is The Psychopath

Thank Stalin the Stallion for this perfect look. It was exactly what I was looking for too!

And here's Silver!

Still Stalin.

Here's Abstract the dark, sole survivor of the crystallion race and a unique amongst them in many ways.

This is the Ivamora by Samaru163:

The Nyum-Bunet, also made by Samaru

Here's a fire ejge by Samaru:

Samaru did Psycho with Games Master and Festivities:

He also did Psycho:

First impressions by Samaru( The one on the left is Shadow Pony, while the one on the right is Destitute and his pet eyeball)

Silver on a scorpius, teaching it what 'fer. I really need to make a list.

And here is the white changeling/unknown pondering the mysteries of life.

Psycho startling Sociopath.

Rosy trembling in a corner:

Done by GX98:

Colmanta, a being of the Kan-Motak.

A certain character to appear in one of my stories at a later date. Done by WakerofWinds(click on it for full-size image):

Waker considers it a failure, but I think it's pretty well done for a first try.

Featured stories

Reaching the dark side of the moon

From man to mare: an aching heart

A shooting nightmare

How I feel

POGOPOGOPOGOPOGO!

I decide to redo my themes again. Seeing what future story is coming, here ye go for the white changeling.

Theme of the white changeling/ The Unknown

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Stories shaping up the World of Psycho

[Comedy] [Adventure]
The Psychopath, a pony who has strange powers is going to come back because of Twilight Sparkle.
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[Comedy]
This one-shot describes Psycho when he was Celestia and Luna's foalsitter so many years ago.
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[Comedy] [Adventure]
Luna gets a dream about a pony in black and white that will destroy everything if not stopped.
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[Comedy] [Adventure]
Psycho depicts everything that exists in his version of Equestria
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[Comedy] [Adventure]
Some things were just never made to meet eachother...
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A heart to thou

(The pic is from Samaru163)

(This is a full successor to Chest pains)

The white changeling, despite being a creature hellbent on erasing existence, has created a hive of its own by morphing ponies that pass by it, and by subjugating lone changelings wandering about haphazardly. However, after seeing a blurred picture of Chrysalis within the hooves of some captured explorers, its chest has begun to hurt it tremendously.

Needing to learn about what this sensation is, the creature has left its hive in the large forest to find the fabled alicorn of love: Cadance, determined to have her teach it "emotions", before these "things" destroy it from the inside.

Then again, how is a changeling supposed to learn about emotions, let alone one created without them to begin with. What is going to happen to the denizens of Canterlot while Celestia and her sister are gone, and the only to watch a being capable of erasing you from existance in one fell swoop are but a handfull of ponies, including a young alicorn and her husband?

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Steamlord: The Ink Mechanic

(Picture is called "Mr Shadowy Figure" by Aftershock Cipher) (This is a sequel to Steamlord)

Having finally settled in as a Technological Developper for Equestria, Steamlord and Sunrise have been living a quiet life. Steamlord's existance has been growing steadily as well, but he does not care, as words of the consequences brought by his technology has caused more fear than curiousity.

While working on a new, extremely secret project of his, Steamlord receives word from a griffin dignitary that machinery similar to the man's creations have been spotted roaming about the Nether Mountains near the northern Equestria-Griffin territory. Using his ship and his bodyguards, Steamlord departs for this location in a bid to understand what exactly is going on. Sunrise, however, has grown quite a bit since Steamlord's proper introduction, and will show that she can do more than equate.

However, what exactly is this new project that Steamlord is working on, and why are the Crusader Knights so protective about its access? Perhaps Security System could explain more in detail...if she could be coaxed into doing so.

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Sweat and Iron

(The image was done by Silver Tongue. CURSE YOUR DRAWING TALENTS!)

(Their theme, while in action, is this)

Celestia summons Twilight for a simple magic test, and Twilight's friends decided to follow to cheer her up from her nervousness. The test's entry was perfect, and a lovely tea break with the princesses to relax a bit and talk was going perfectly...until a strange biped wearing a science outfit appears in the throne room. They were finally in Equestria, but who exactly are they? What are these awful creatures that they are using to kidnap "test subjects" for their experiments, and what is this creature that seems to be a mixture of Nightmare Moon and...something else? When the only safehaven for the inhabitants of Equestria becomes the Island of Secantor, a place where technology is legion and magic is both frowned upon and punished, and, worst of all, is actually an enemy of Equestria, things begin to tense up.   And who is this "Doctor" who seems to be the lead scientist in this horror scenario? Does he lead or is he lead? What is he? He and the others seem extremely different from the chained bipeds, but in what manner? Aren't they the same creatures...or are they?

Two worlds are now connected. Two of bizarreties. What are these other bipeds that are thrown into Equestria as well as time goes on? What is there to expect with these chained up creatures?

"Where technology holds a candle, magic shan't prevail."

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The Psychopath Interrogates

I'm The Psychopath, and I'm here to interrogate everypony so YOU can learn more about them. If you want to try your hoof at it, check here for information. Everything will take place in the World of Illogic!

And sometimes, if you're unlucky, The Sociopath will interrogate you instead, and you'll be in the World of Insanity. Let's hope that doesn't happen.

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From man to mare: Time to tell

(Pic from Samaru163)

Derry has gone through quite alot. He was turned into his doll, turned insane by Discord, manipulated by his Giga Sparkle into bearing a child, and having to deal with the pure essence of going through the birth process...and not getting any sleep for three months after. However, he has always doubted the authenticity of his Giga Sparkle's source of insanity. There's something suspicious about an "astral alignment" that just doesn't click in his mind.

As he thinks of this once more, he stands in front of his mirror. His reflection looks back, and this is where the most dangerous of his opponents will appear; himself.

Extra tags: Sad (because I'm very capable of mixing sad and comedy)

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I know you've all seen this abomination:

Now, I know most of you are thinking :"Uhhh...you shouuld, lak, watch it bafur judgiiiin'." Here's a problem with that. Already, look at the location. I mean, I would've found that awesome if Twilight ended up in our world and was trying to adapt to the surroundings as best she could, actually getting a humie-chrysalis to help her along the way, but what the hellstrom is this? She's already thrown in the most cliché, boring, uninteresting, and bland environments of all time: A high school.

Want some proof on its awfulness? Watch the disney channel for an hour.

*survival not guaranteed after the first fifteen minutes

Then look at disney's past shows. Every cartoon got the high school BS, even Kuzco! And the Aztecs didn't even have schools!

Next, let's observe the upcoming characters. Just looking at Twilight's cliché "Oh, I tumbled and haphazardly fell into a purdy boeh's arms!". I already see where this is going.

Next, what the hell are Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, and Apple Bloom doing in a high school? (They looked so cute before! WHY?! I shall feast upon their or-) Inconsistency. I already know what Celestia and Luna will be (because, obviously, rulers in an alternate dimension will most likely be principals/headmasters in a lowly school. Anything's possible, but not to this extent). Discord will most likely be the crazy janitor a-la Ned from nickelodeon(which is VERY funny...North Korea didn't force me to say this. It was of my own choice. <.<  >.>  >.<) and Chrysalis? Probably a biology teacher. SUCH GREAT THINGS TO WATCH! Oh wait, I can do that in real life! I'M MY OWN TV SHOW!

Next, there's this bully...thing...that is picking on Twilight after seeing her...Really? Not only is she so bland she's actually 0.5 dimensional (Yes. That's a thing. Screw you, I'm part of the World of Illogic. I DON'T ABIDE BY YO RULES!), but she looks...weird. Really weird. I look at her and I can't lock my eyes onto any features. I don't know why. Another thing that bothers me is, why is Spike a dog? I don't get it. Does this mean that he is nothing but a pet to Twilight? There's somethin' shady goin' on 'round here. If the two's acting was like this, maybe:

BUT IT ISN'T! It's another teen-drama 'bout kids we don't care about! It's so boring that I would gladly watch paint dry VOLUNTARILY!

And what's the last ingredient fort the napalm strike? No. It's not a jet. It's the fact that Twilight is literally thrown into the "let's go make you queen of the prom" or whatever boring stuff like that just to get her crown? Yeah. Okay. I'll just tie my limbs to these horses and let the soldiers pull me apart. I'll feel more here than watching the prom thing.

One more thing, don't do the "this is for little girls" type thing. Even they wouldn't watch such a bland thing. I'll do the test, too. I know how to. Oh, and want one more surprise? What is every single girl wearing? Look closely. You'll see.

All in all, what is my verdict? SEND IN THE RUSSIANS!

THEN THE SCRIN!

THEN SEND THEM TO TARTARUS!

THEN SEND IN THE BERSERKERS OF KHORNE! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

The Psychopath · 180 views · Edited 1w, 1d ago

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#501852 · 16h, 46m ago · · ·
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>>501849 *flicks fuck switch off* You good now?

#501849 · 16h, 50m ago · · ·
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#501803 · 17h, 14m ago · · ·
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>>501670 PRUNE JUICE!

#501670 · 20h, 25m ago · · ·
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>>497311

FUCK OFF

#497311 · 2d, 23h ago · · ·
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>>497076 PRUNE JUICE!

#497310 · 2d, 23h ago · · ·
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>>495937 How about no? You are part of chaos, something that is bland. White makeup and lipstick brings that Batman to foil your plan. I'm not good with rhyming, nor will I continue, but I am part of the Illogic, and you the Insanity.:pinkiecrazy:

#497076 · 3d, 2h ago · · ·
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QUIT ITI

NO MORE TRANSFORMERS MOVIE REFERENCES

#495937 · 3d, 10h ago · · ·
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>>494013 So you are The Psychopath eh? You really remind me of myself thats for sure. Well anyway lets get straight to it. I am sending you an invitation to join my brand new gang. Joker's Gang is what its called. I hope you accept my offer. Take my card.

#494013 · 4d, 3h ago · · ·
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>>493739 Someone who has mde a ton of fics for the pleasure of the people.

#493739 · 4d, 5h ago · · ·
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Who r U?:derpyderp1:

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