Joined January 2012
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About the Author

Skywriter is for all practical purposes Jeffrey Channing Wells, best known in Internet circles as the co-creator of the award-winning daily webcomic "Skin Horse," whose coincidentally equine name is just that.  He also writes non-pony fiction, which you should totally check out over at  He quite sensibly views winged ponies as having the best of both worlds, a point which is totally indisputable so don't even try.  To sum, up, Ms. Lovingcup Harshwhinny is best pony.  Thank you.

Good Places to Start

  • Derplicity Derpy Hooves is secretly a changeling. Nopony particularly notices, or cares. by Skywriter 7,984 words · 20,819 views · 2,389 likes · 33 dislikes
  • How to Remove a Unicorn Tooth Three missing pieces, two loving alicorns, and a single stupid decision that will set young Princess Cadence on a fresh new course. by Skywriter 11,618 words · 12,675 views · 1,046 likes · 11 dislikes
  • Princess Celestia Hates Tea Seriously, a lot. by Skywriter 8,536 words · 38,126 views · 3,551 likes · 53 dislikes
  • Infernal Machines The touching tale of a pony and her pet mechanical salamander. by Skywriter 8,113 words · 6,957 views · 550 likes · 5 dislikes
  • Shipping Sickness Twilight Sparkle and her bedside table: like two 'ships that pass in the night. by Skywriter 2,286 words · 17,502 views · 1,865 likes · 27 dislikes

Latest Stories

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No secret whatsoever:  the number one reason people hate this story is the flippin' ending.

It's not the number one reason I hate this story, but it's certainly up there.  Those of you who have gone on to read "A Short Story by Twilight Sparkle" have doubtless perceived the autobiographical inspiration in Twilight's experience, particularly this part:

...the whole ending felt shockingly rushed and weak, because, frankly, I was so darn tired of writing it by that point I couldn't see straight. I had testily sworn to myself that I would not endure another morning with that stupid "Tea" story hanging over my head...

...which is, of course, all true of me.  That said, it's not like another day of writing it would have "fixed" the ending, either.  It's been like two years now (insert shocked-dismay emoticon) and I have yet to come up with a "better" ending that feels right.

So.  Message received, from like hundreds of you.  You hate the ending.  I get it.  I hate it too.  It's too late to edit the original story, but if it had a sequel, what do you most want to see in it?  What, specifically, chafes your gizzard about how this story closes?  The general lack of all-around happy?  That Twilight doesn't get her just desserts for an entire evening of torturing Celestia with the memory spell?  That, in a world where you can literally turn birds into oranges, that some kind of solution wasn't forced using unicorn magic?  What?

Please note that the characters will remain kind of panicky and stupid, so if the fact that the characters are panicky and stupid is your major beef, I'm afraid I'm not going to be able to accommodate a fix of that nature.

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#1381440 · 1w, 5d ago · 1 · ·


Ms. Simpson is a talent, ain't she?

#1381123 · 1w, 5d ago · · ·

Hey, I just got a copy of Phoebe and her Unicorn.

It's amazing

#1350758 · 3w, 6d ago · · ·

>>1350723 Hey, One-shotober is coming up. :ajsmug:

#1350723 · 3w, 6d ago · · ·


Aw, it's not actually real, though!  That would make a great story!

...or not?

#1350624 · 3w, 6d ago · · ·


Glorious, isn't it? I thought about deleting my comments, but my name would still be attached and the faint whiff of a cover-up would make the truth just as obvious.

It's not a violation of the rules, right? I'd hate to have my story DQ'd because others went sniffing around and uncovered which story I was attached to :fluttercry:

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